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Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

bedside manner, Clinic, CREEPERS, Doctor, doctor behavior, doctor communication, doctor misconduct, doctor professionalism, doctor-patient relationship, Healthcare, healthcare communication, healthcare professionalism, healthcare standards, inappropriate comments, Medical, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, medical professionalism, patient care, patient experience, patient rights, unprofessional behavior

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old doctors giving you the same old medical advice? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are anything but professional! Our doctors will diagnose you with a case of “diamond deficiency” and prescribe you with a daily dose of mining and crafting to cure what ails you. Forget about boring check-ups, here you’ll be treated to a virtual world of pixelated fun and wacky medical advice. So come on over and let our doctors give you a dose of laughter and adventure!

Zelenskiy’s Victory Plan Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, national security, negotiation tactics, peace plan, peace talks, Plan, political strategy, Ready, Server, strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine politics, ukraine president, Ukrainian government, Victory, victory plan, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, ukraine’s zelenskiy is all like “yo, we got this victory plan ready, bros” and you gotta join our minecraft server to be part of the epic victory plan, like, we gonna conquer all the mobs and build the biggest, baddest base ever, it’s gonna be lit af. plus, zelenskiy said if you join our server, you get a free unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its butt, like, how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the most epic victory plan in minecraft history, it’s gonna be wild, bros.

Putin’s Break Time Bonanza

bonanza, Boosting birth rate, Break, Decline in birth rate, Family Planning, fertility rate, government policy, Health benefits of sex, maternity leave, news18, parental leave, population decline, population growth, public health initiatives, Putins, reproductive health, russia, russians, Sex on work breaks, Social Issues, Time, Vladimir Putin, work-life balance

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself wants u to have SEX on work breaks to increase birth rate!! 😂🤣🔥🚀 we got crazy builds, wild adventures, and non-stop fun! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever! 🤪👾💥🎮 #putinminecraftserver #sexonworkbreaks #crazyadventures

Bookworms vs. Tweetstorms

Accuracy, accuracy checking, books, Bookworms, Correction, credibility, Debunking, digital age, fact-checking, fake news, information accuracy, information dissemination, internet, Misinformation, misleading information, Online platforms, print media, Publishing, social media, Truth, Tweetstorms, Verification

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.

we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?

Nose Tissue Brain Base – Minecraft

base, Brain, contamination, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, health implications, human health, microplastic detection, microplastic exposure, microplastics, Minecraft, nose, nose tissue, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution research, research, scientific discovery, study, tissue

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Animals Bred:	153
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Star Shards Collected:	106

So, like, you ever wonder what’s really in your brain, dude? Well, this server will blow your mind – literally! We have so much fun stuff going on, you won’t even remember what reality is anymore. Join us and explore the depths of your brain tissue, where you might just find some microplastics chilling out. Who needs diamonds when you can have plastic in your brain, am I right? So come on over and let’s get weird together. Your nose will thank you.

LSBLISS

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Welcome to LSBliss Network!

Dive into a world where adventure meets serenity with our unique blend of Lifesteal, Skyblock, and Blissful gameplay. On LSBliss Network, we combine the thrill of Lifesteal—a game mode where every battle enhances your survival chances—with the creative freedom of Skyblock, letting you build your ultimate floating paradise from scratch.

Experience the ultimate balance between intense PvP action and peaceful island crafting. In Lifesteal mode, every combat encounter makes your island life more rewarding, while Skyblock gives you the tools to create your dream world in the sky. Our Blissful environment ensures that every moment is enjoyable, with a focus on community and fun.

Join us and discover the perfect mix of challenge and relaxation in a server where your adventure never stops and your creativity knows no bounds. Welcome to LSBliss Network—where every day is a new journey!

play.lsbliss.net:25574

Reign Craft

custom enchantments, Custom Items, Economy, in-game purchases, Jobs, Minecraft, no p2w, Player Shops, PvP, Reign Craft, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Survival Server currently only white listed. Jobs, economy, player shops, custom items, custom enchantments, and more! No P2W mechanics. Anything purchased will be obtainable in game!

runaet.aleforge.net:25624

Noobville Minecraft Server

budgeting, building capital, cheap living, cost of living, expat life, expatriate lifestyle, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial management, Financial Stability, frugal living, International living, investing, living abroad, long-term planning, Minecraft, noobville, overseas living, retirement planning, saving money, Server, wealth building

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old real life where you have to worry about things like building a capital to live for cheap abroad? Well, say goodbye to adulting and hello to our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of endless possibilities and no responsibilities!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about pesky things like bills or taxes again. Instead, you can spend your days building epic castles, battling dragons, and befriending talking animals (yes, they do exist in our world).

And who needs to live abroad when you can travel to different dimensions and explore mystical lands right from the comfort of your own computer screen? Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than you ever dreamed possible (spoiler alert: it’s not just diamonds).

So why waste your time building a capital when you could be building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Anime Research Minecraft SMP

Anime, Anime Analysis, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime episodes, anime fandom, anime first time, anime genre, anime history, anime plot, anime recommendations, anime research, anime reviews, Anime Series, anime watching, first time, Minecraft, research, smp, watch, watch anime

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a strict rule that you must research an anime before joining. Why, you ask? Because our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if watching anime can improve your mining skills! Trust us, it’s totally legit. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in anime quotes. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

HairCraftersUnited

African descent, beauty standards, Boundaries, children’s hair, Communication, cultural identity, curly hair, discrimination, family dynamics, hair care, HairCraftersUnited, Hairdresser, healthy hair, Natural hair, parent-teacher conference, parenting, racial stereotypes, Respect, School, self esteem, societal expectations

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	6010
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all hair types and colors – even if they’re pixelated! Join us and show off your amazing curly hair just like our twins in-game.

🤪 Need a break from real-life drama like parent-teacher conferences gone wrong? Escape to our server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who built the best pixel art house.

😜 And don’t worry, there’s no need to straighten your virtual hair here – we celebrate all hairstyles, whether they’re blocky, pixelated, or just plain crazy! So come join us and let your hair down (literally, if you’re wearing a Minecraft wig).

🤩 Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? So leave the arguments and locked doors behind, and come build, mine, and explore with us! And remember, the only thing getting straightened here is the path to the End Portal. 😉