shizensurvival – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ethereal Realm 1.21.2
1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america
Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.
Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.
No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

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BabySnatchinMamaNoSitter
BabySnatchinMamaNoSitter
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family time? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize keeping your little ones close! Just like this mom who wouldn’t let anyone come between her and her baby, we understand the bond between player and pixel. Join us and never worry about being separated from your blocks again! Plus, our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers will want to babysit your little ones! So come join us and keep those bonds strong, just like the bond between this mom and her baby. Who needs daycare when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

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Crafty Car Mike R.
Address, anthropomorphism, attachment, CAR, Communication, Connection, Crafty, emotional bond, Habit, Identity, Individuality, mike, Mike R, Naming, Nickname, ownership, Personalization, personification, relationship, Repetition, sentiment, Vehicle
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw epic raves every night. and don’t even get me started on the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. plus, if you name your car “Mike R.” on this server, you gotta talk to him like he’s your bffl or else he’ll drive off without you. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything goes!

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Pig Organ Prank Wars
Attack, cancerous cells, data analysis, disguise, ELIMINATION, EXPERIMENTAL, growth, humans, immune system, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, monkeys, oncology, Organ, Pig, pig organs, prank, research, scientists, Therapy, Treatment, Trick, tumours, Wars
come join our epic minecraft server where we trick tumours into thinking they’re pig organs! our scientists have mastered the art of disguising cancerous cells to confuse the immune system. it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek but with life-saving consequences! join now and help us eliminate tumours while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew saving lives could be this fun?

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TitansMC
Adventures, Challenges, Community, compatibility, Custom Features, Discord, Friends, game modes, innovation, Lobby, Minecraft, Network, Play, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Titans legacy, TitansMC, Via plugins, Website
TitansMC is a cutting-edge Minecraft server offering a premium gameplay experience! Dive into our 1.21 SMP, where survival meets innovation, and explore a vibrant world full of custom features and adventures. Our welcoming lobby connects you to an ever-expanding network, including Skyblock (coming soon) and more exciting game modes on the horizon.
With the latest Via plugins, TitansMC ensures seamless compatibility for players on any version. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or taking on challenges solo, TitansMC is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Join us today and become part of the Titans legacy!
Server IP: play.titansmc.xyz Website: titansmc.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/e5heHn8crP
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Eternal Horizon 1.20.6
1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, Anime Community, Character development, dark fantasy, Emilia, ETERNAL, fanbase, FANTASY, HORIZON, hype, isekai, light novel, Manga, Mystery, Otaku, plot twists, Psychological, RAM, re zero, rem, Subaru Natsuki, Supernatural
Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that it will make your grandma do the floss dance.
First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re crazier than a squirrel on Red Bull.
But wait, there’s more! Our builds are so epic, they make the pyramids look like child’s play. And our community? Let’s just say they’re more welcoming than a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown faster than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BlockyBoobsNoCareLOL
BlockyBoobsNoCareLOL
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter! We don’t care about cleavage size or sexy outfits, we’re all about the blocky fun! Just like how this guy doesn’t care about his girlfriend’s boobs, we don’t care about your Minecraft skin – as long as you’re here to have a good time! So come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together, because who needs cleavage when you have creeper explosions to worry about? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about the blocky love, not the blocky cleavage!

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Diamonds4Days
common misconceptions, Communication Issues, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, Diamonds4Days, female perspective, gender assumptions, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male perspective, misconceptions, relationship advice, relationship advice for men, relationship advice for women, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, relationship misconceptions, relationship misunderstandings, romantic gestures
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than a pickaxe-wielding pro! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible in PvP battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into showers of emeralds instead of destroying your hard-earned creations. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.
So come join us on our server, where the grass is always greener, the mobs are always friendlier, and the adventure never ends. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

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BudgetSurplusCraft
argentina, budget surplus, BudgetSurplusCraft, deficit, economic growth, economic policies, economic recovery, Economy, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, Government, government budget, government spending, government surplus, inflation, Latin America, milei, public finances, south america
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ARGENTINA SEALS WHO CAN BALANCE BUDGETS AND STUFF. DEY BEEN WORKIN HARD FOR 14 YEARS AND FINALLY DID IT. U WANNA BE PART OF DIS EPIC JOURNEY TO FINANCIAL STABILITY? JOIN NOW AND HELP US KEEP DA SERVER ECONOMY IN CHECK. PLUS, DA SEALS ARE SUPER CUTE AND WILL GIVE U LUCK IN DA GAME. TRUST US, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON DIS CRAZY ADVENTURE!

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foggyserver
Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, survival multiplayer minigames factions creative vanilla skyblock pvp roleplay modded economy prison towny hardcore parkour pixelmon whitelist factions tekkit hermitcraft, Vanilla
Minecraft Server
Server with: – Ranks – Server Shop – Kits – Economy Minecraft Server IP: Java IP: 135.148.54.4:25594 Bedrock IP: 135.148.54.4 Port: 25594 xd
135.148.54.4:25594

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