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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1002 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2559 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 550 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.
So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).
