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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4518 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.
so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.