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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9740 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6085 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 398 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Colby is on a mission to turn every fight into a slurping showdown! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that Colby once accidentally slurped up a whole ocean in a fit of hunger-induced madness. Now, he’s determined to slurp his way to victory in every battle on the server!
But that’s not all – our SMP is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will leave you scratching your head and laughing until your sides hurt. From building upside-down houses to riding pigs through obstacle courses, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to out-slurp Colby and conquer the zaniest Minecraft SMP around! Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
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