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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2361	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Shouta’s Shitty Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Farms Harvested:	229	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted boots. Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who will only let you pass if you can beat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our custom disco themed PvP arena, where players battle it out while grooving to the latest hits. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, then look no further! Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft: The Ultimate Shitty MOBA Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old MOBAs with the same repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and flying pigs.

Why waste time on a crappy MOBA when you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into the sky? Or team up with your friends to battle a horde of evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old MOBAs again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity today!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7113	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

DadCraft: Where Dads Rule and Moms Drool! 🎮 #GamersUnite #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5913

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of single moms in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a server where single dads reign supreme and are considered the ultimate cool parents? Look no further than our server, where only the most epic single dads play.

Join us for a chance to build a virtual family with other single dad players, share tips on how to juggle your in-game responsibilities while still slaying dragons and exploring epic dungeons. Our server is a safe haven for all single dads looking for a place to relax, unwind, and unleash their inner dad jokes.

Forget about the single mom drama, join our server and experience the joy of bonding with other single dads who understand the struggles of raising kids both in real life and in the Minecraft world. So come on in and join the coolest dads in town – trust us, you won’t regret it!

No Nsfw Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	81
Void Gems Collected:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

More and More Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8767
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Welcome to the server among the as server of Minecraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Crops Grown:	6648	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Zombie Dances:	1

The owner of the “Welcome to the server among as” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Cube vs PS2 Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Farms Harvested:	859	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Towns Built:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience more exclusive than the features missing from the GameCube version of Def Jam Fight For NY!

Join us and revel in the glory of having only one voice for your character – because who needs variety when you can have monotony, am I right? Plus, enjoy the thrill of missing out on eight epic music tracks, because who needs a full soundtrack when you can just hum to yourself?

But wait, there’s more! Our server takes the lack of light blur effect to a whole new level, making your characters and arenas look like they’re stuck in a perpetual state of confusion. And don’t even get us started on the reduced crowds in certain arenas – who needs a cheering audience when you can just fight in awkward silence?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, get ready for some super compressed textures that will make you question whether you’re playing Minecraft or a pixelated nightmare. So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s so outrageous, it’ll make you wonder why you ever played on anything else!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are tougher, the loot is crazier, and the adventures are out of this world!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of exploding. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive events like the “Eighth Dawn” extravaganza where players can ride on magical flying llamas and battle against evil unicorns for a chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get me started on the “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes” questline, where you can become a legendary hero and save the world from an army of evil rabbits.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Who needs boring old vanilla servers when you can have this level of insanity?

Supreme Court Saves Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	117	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of worrying about Trump taking away your precious pixelated guns in Minecraft? Fear not, for on our server, the Supreme Court has ruled in favor of keeping all guns in the virtual world safe and sound! Join us and fight for your right to bear blocky arms in epic battles against creepers and skeletons. Who needs real-life politics when you can have all the gun-toting fun in Minecraft? Join now and let freedom ring…in the form of explosive TNT cannons!

Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4794	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Votes:	2302
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchantments Applied:	215
Divine Spears Created:	19	Void Gems Collected:	16

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!