shitty year Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

2025 battles, Army, BrigadeCraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Equipment, forbes, Geopolitics, mechanized brigades, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, Preparation, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tactics, Training, Troops, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Towns Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

haha ukraine be like “let’s get ready for battle in 2025” like they know what’s gonna happen in 4 years lmao. but guess what? our minecraft server is already prepared for the ultimate battle of the century! join us and be part of the most epic mechanized brigades ever seen in the virtual world. we got tanks, we got helicopters, we even got flying pigs armed with laser beams! who needs ukraine when you can conquer the minecraft world with us? come join now and show them who’s boss!

Durov’s Crafty Kremlin-Killa

app, Communication, Crafty, cybersecurity, digital rights, Durov, Durovs, Founder, France, freedom of speech, Government, intimidate, Kremlin, KremlinKilla, Messaging, Politics, privacy, SECURITY, social media, Surveillance, Technology, Telegram, Warning

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base inspired by the Kremlin! we got russian spies, french baguettes, and a crazy dude named Durov who will warn you if you try to intimidate him! join now for a chance to be a part of our international espionage adventures and build your own secret base to hide from the authorities! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PharmaFishRewiredMC

altering behaviour, Antidepressant pollution, fish behaviour, fish reproduction, international study, life history, long term exposure, pharmaceutical pollutants, PharmaFishRewiredMC, reproductive traits

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even da fish in da game be gettin affected by da antidepressant pollution! yea, u heard me right, da fish be actin all cray cray cuz of dem pharmaceutical pollutants!

imagine u swimmin in da ocean in minecraft and u see a fish doin backflips and breakdancin cuz it been exposed to dem drugs! it’s a whole new level of entertainment, i tell ya!

join dis server and witness da wackiest fish behaviour u ever seen in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it! plus, u can build ur own underwater drugstore for da fish to get their fix, it’s a win-win situation!

so come on, what u waitin for? join dis server and experience da madness for urself! it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget, dat’s for sure!

torcraft: where semi-anarchy meets vanilla, like a chaotic ice cream sundae!

chaotic, commands, cream, Discord, Doxxing, Europe, find out, HACKING, high-tps, Hosted, Ice, invite, Ip:, meets, Permanent, Queue, Reset, semi anarchy, Semianarchy, Server, sundae, torcraft, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	5634
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3856
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

torcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	Information
IP	torcraft.org
Server Version	1.20.6
Host Location	Europe
Commands	Use /help to find out
Website	https://torcraft.org/
Discord	https://discord.torcraft.org/

FAQ

1. What type of server is torcraft?

torcraft is a semi-anarchy, high-tps Minecraft server where hacking and doxxing are not allowed.

2. Will the map ever be reset?

No, the map will never be reset.

3. Is there a queue to join the server?

No, there is no queue on torcraft.

4. How can I find out more commands on the server?

Use the command /help to find out more commands available on the server.

JewCraft Minecraft Server

ancient civilizations, ancient empires, ancient warfare, Carthaginian empire, cultural influences, historical events, historical perspectives, historical preferences, Jewcraft, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish faith, Jewish history, Jewish opinions, Jewish perspective, judaism, Minecraft, punic wars, religious beliefs, religious practices, religious traditions, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for players who want to experience the chaos of the Carthaginian empire prevailing in the Punic Wars! Join us and battle it out in epic PvP matches where you can ride elephants into battle and unleash your inner Hannibal. Plus, we have special quests where you can uncover ancient artifacts and unlock secret powers that will make you unstoppable. So why wait? Join our server now and rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible!

SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie

Apology, Behavior, brother, CHANGE, cry, family, forgiveness, Friends, high school girlfriend, mean, meanie, Minecraft, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Rude, SassySMPQueen, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, steal, take advantage, Weed

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic and dysfunctional Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of being a decent human being and want to embrace your inner jerk? Look no further, because on this server, we encourage you to be mean and rude to everyone you meet!

Join us if you enjoy making people cry, stealing from your loved ones, and just generally being a terrible person. Our community thrives on drama and betrayal, so if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner dick, this is the server for you!

But don’t worry, we’re all in this together. We’ll support you in your quest to be the biggest jerk you can be, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something about yourself along the way. So come on, join us and let’s spread chaos and mayhem in the world of Minecraft!

WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

acceptance, blended family, children, Communication, Conflict, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, family, Grief, Loss, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Sadness, Server, stepmom, Support, Therapy, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDrama

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of family drama and awkward situations? Then join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the wedding planning and step-family drama. Build your dream world and forget about forced smiles and fake happiness.

On our server, you can create a world where your mom is still with you and your dad isn’t marrying someone new. You can build a virtual paradise where you never have to deal with step-siblings or awkward family dynamics.

Join now and let your imagination run wild! Who needs a step-mom when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a world where you can be happy without all the drama. See you in the game, where family drama doesn’t exist!

KidRageCraft

car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!

Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!

Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!

F16sAndMissilesMC

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sAndMissilesMC, fighter jets, international relations, Military, missile attack, missile defense, nato, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lol so like, ukraine was just minding their own business when russia was like “hey let’s launch a mass missile attack” and ukraine was like “nah fam, not today” so they whipped out their F-16s and were like pew pew pew! and zelensky was like “yeah we did that, we badass” so if u wanna be part of a server as epic as ukraine’s defense, join us now! we promise there will be no missile attacks, just good times and epic builds!

JupitersAndStarsCraft

Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic objects, Exoplanets, Formation, Images, JupitersAndStarsCraft, planetary formation, Planetary Systems, Planets, scientific discovery, six Jupiter-sized worlds, space exploration, space imaging, space technology, Stars, stellar evolution, Universe, Webb Telescope

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Star Shards Collected:	157
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1318	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so like, we got this epic server that’s out of this world, literally. we got six freakin’ Jupiter-sized worlds for you to explore, all thanks to the Webb telescope. and get this, you can actually see how planets and stars form right before your eyes. it’s like watching a cosmic soap opera, but better. join us and witness the birth of a new universe, or something like that. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get spacey together!