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  • Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Crappy Minecraft Server

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    Oh, Mococo is just trying to keep things interesting on our Minecraft server! You see, Mococo once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to flex on everyone else. And during events, they like to stir up drama by pranking other players with invisible potion effects or spawning a herd of angry llamas in their base. It’s all in good fun, though! So if you want to join our server and witness Mococo’s shenanigans firsthand, come on over and see what all the fuss is about! Just watch your back around them…they might just turn you into a chicken for a laugh.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Babes: A Minecraft Server for the Ladies

    Blocky Babes: A Minecraft Server for the Ladies

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    Are you tired of dealing with women who constantly treat you like crap and then blame everyone else for their own issues? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us for a fun and outrageous gaming experience where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without any toxic women bringing you down.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about being emotionally manipulated or gaslighted by entitled ladies who think they can do no wrong. Instead, you can focus on having a great time with like-minded players who just want to enjoy the game without all the unnecessary drama.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all those unpleasant encounters with problematic women behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidFearz Minecraft SMP

    KidFearz Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood fears in a virtual world! We have a haunted forest filled with spooky creatures that will make you scream like a little kid again. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the monsters… if you can find it! So come join us and face your fears in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CashCraft: Broke & Blocky

    CashCraft: Broke & Blocky

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Creeper Insurance” policy that guarantees you’ll never lose your precious loot again! Join us and say goodbye to creeper-induced heart attacks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed it swear by its existence. Join now and try your luck at finding this elusive creature!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you? That’s right, no more worrying about getting ambushed by zombies or skeletons while you’re out exploring.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the diamonds like never before! Trust us, your Minecraft wallet will thank you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some servers r like super boring and lame? well, not this one! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it! we have unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and even a secret disco party in the nether!

    oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt where u can find diamonds the size of ur head? yea, it’s totally real! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave! we have the friendliest players who will help u build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen!

    and get this, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all the creepers and zombies away! so u can build to ur heart’s content without any interruptions.

    so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SatelliteBlockCraft

    SatelliteBlockCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pirate Parrot Haven

    Pirate Parrot Haven

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where parrots are the first emotional support animals that support pirates. yarr matey, these feathered friends will help you navigate the treacherous seas and find hidden treasure.

    we have a special quest where you must train your parrot to speak pirate slang and crack secret codes to unlock chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

    but beware, there are rival pirate crews trying to steal your loot and sabotage your parrot training. team up with other players to defend your ship and protect your precious booty.

    so come aboard and set sail on the high seas of minecraft adventure. with parrots as your trusty sidekicks, nothing can stop you from becoming the ultimate pirate king. arrrgh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShinyMc

    ShinyMc

    New Minecraft Servers

    ShinyMc is a new Romanian Minecraft server, Survival type with a lot of unique things on the server!

    188.212.100.72:25570

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • terpocolypse

    terpocolypse

    New Minecraft Servers

    terpocolypse is a survival economy based server with a little touch of pvp we mainly focus on our economy and engagment with players and we hope you enjoy the server as much as ive enjoyed putting it together

    terpocolypse.com:25660

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP