shitty grandparent Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Llama Lover Minecraft SMP

African Americans, African diaspora, citizenship, civil rights, Colonization, cultural heritage, deportation, descendants of slaves, discrimination, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, liberia, Llama, Lover, Minecraft, national identity, political controversy, racism, segregation, Slavery, smp, social justice, trump

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crops Grown:	1624
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical beasts, and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on llama communication. So if you’ve ever wanted to chat with a llama about the meaning of life, this is the place for you!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded pickaxes. Who needs real-world currency when you can trade in emeralds and obsidian?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for stealing blocks and leaving behind cryptic riddles. Happy crafting!

Big Rig Minecraft Server

big, Minecraft, Rig, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of tiny, cramped Minecraft servers where you can’t even swing a pickaxe without hitting someone in the face? Well, fear not, because our server is TOO BIG to rig!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a vast, sprawling world where you can roam freely without fear of bumping into your neighbor’s house. Our server is so massive that we once had a player get lost for three days trying to find their way back to spawn. Don’t worry, we eventually found them…in a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and compete in high-speed races through treacherous terrain. Just be sure to watch out for the fireballs and exploding creepers along the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional giant squid attack.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

AHLWFEFE, Arpeggio Fault, Asaba Harumasa, character demo, combat simulation, Data Bounty, Drawpile, En-Nah Assistant Program, general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Minecraft, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Virtual Battlefield Mayhem, virtual revenge, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTHS, Zone, ZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF, ZZZFriends

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our latest update “Virtual Revenge”! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and sandwiches (yes, you read that right).

Embark on epic quests like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Help Kai” where you’ll uncover secrets, battle virtual foes, and maybe even find the best sandwich in the game. But beware, because in our world, sandwiches come a knockin’ and you better be ready to defend yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got redeemable codes for exclusive in-game rewards like the ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PCSGJADSHBF. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you in our crazy Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate sandwich warrior in our virtual battlefield mayhem. See you there!

KvadronCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, beautiful map, Cases, Economy, in-game currency, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vulture

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	154	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Survival, vulture, anarchy, in-game currency, cases, economy, beautiful map.

play.kvadronmc.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Adol, AI translations, Crafty, Daybreak 2, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, guides, hajimari, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Oath in Felghana, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, president, saves, Server, Toshihiro Kondo, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak, translation patches, undub patches, Ys Memoire, Ys X: Nordics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with your favorite anime characters from Falcom Games!

We’ve got more content than a modded server on steroids – from epic soundtracks to exclusive figures of your favorite heroes. And don’t even get us started on the translations patches, because we’ve got more patches than a Nether fortress.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve even got Ys Memoire launching in the west, so you can experience the thrill of Felghana like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so epic, even Adol himself would be impressed.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the adventure never ends and the fun never stops! Join now and let the crafting begin!

The Pointless Minecraft SMP Board

10 years ago, AVIF vs JXL, banned, Board, coming here, copypasted, DELETED, Fun, IMMEDIATELY, INTERESTING, JOKE, linux vs windows, Minecraft, multiple days, old /g/, overmoderated, Pointless, ragebait, smp, sucked out, Technology, Threads

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, overmoderated Minecraft SMPs where you get banned for even cracking a joke? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?). Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about the same old debates about Linux vs Windows, on our server, we argue about important things like whether diamonds or emeralds make better armor (spoiler alert: it’s emeralds).

So come on over and join the chaos, because we’re bringing the fun back to Minecraft, one explosion at a time!

Divine Minds Minecraft Server

biology, continue the race, Creation, Divine, Evolution, Existence, feeling good, GOD, Impulses, Instincts, intelligent humans, Life, lure, Minds.., Minecraft, Pleasure, Procreation, purpose, Reproduction, Server, sex, species, Survival, temptation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	750023	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even God himself would be impressed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where sex feels good just to lure you in. That’s right, we’ve taken Minecraft to a whole new level by incorporating evolutionary theories and God’s mysterious ways into the gameplay.

Who needs a boring old survival mode when you can ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds? Why does God need us to be alive or live this life? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – our server will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, join us and let the good feeling of sex lure you into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember, it’s all in the name of continuing the species (and having a darn good time while doing it)!

No-Selfie Minecraft SMP

#forum guidelines, disrespectful behavior., forum culture, forum moderation, forum posting rules, forum rules, internet behavior, Minecraft, NoSelfie, offensive language, online behavior, Online Community, online etiquette, online forums, online forums etiquette, online posting, personal boundaries, self picture posts, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-image, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no personality? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you!

Join us on our wild and wacky server where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken cult? Why not! This server is all about letting your creativity run wild and having a blast while doing it.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events. From epic PvP battles to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories together. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun!

Arachnid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, appreciation, Arachnid, bi-weeklies, cute, Edgy, Kid, Minecraft, Octopus Girl, Sensei, series, Server, spider man

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by Sensei, who was not only cute but also edgy as a kid! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Sensei single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that the creepers still tremble at the mention of Sensei’s name.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures. From rainbow-colored sheep to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds galore.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Sensei doing a backflip off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombies. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

The Nutty Minecraft SMP General

70728308, ALL ARE WELCOME, Blowjob under mask edition, bond with other anons, bully, Game, general, hang out, Minecraft, no nut november, NUTTY, participating, post porn, smp, Tease, Thread

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/700	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	127
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including blowjobs under masks! Join us for a wild and crazy time as we bond with other anons in the game this month. Who knows, you might even find your true love while building a dirt hut together.

But beware, if you’re not into teasing and bullying, this might not be the server for you. We encourage posting porn and hanging out with fellow players who have a twisted sense of humor.

In our last thread, things got so out of hand that someone accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a village. It was chaos, but hey, that’s just another day in our wacky world.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!