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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	910
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2906
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	3370
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4568	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crops Grown:	6478
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	528
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	299444
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Buildings Constructed:	13

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8091	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9674
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!