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ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

cockerino, fuckitini, gtquotNOOOO, heckin, karim benemini, kekeriniti, kekitini, Minecraft, niggetino, raperino, ronaldo, shafterini, shitterino, ShitterinoSMP, shittitini, smp, t. shartitino

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	705	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!

MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

AC-less Survival Land

ACless, air conditioning, air quality, Availability, climate change, emergency department, emergency preparedness, environmental health, environmental justice, exposure, health risks, healthcare disparities, Heat Waves, Land, lower income areas, Pollution, public health, respiratory conditions, respiratory health, respiratory illnesses, Survival, vulnerable populations, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Enchantments Applied:	187	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

Servergopsdd Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Cool, Creative, Fun, Gaming, kind admins, Lazy, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Server, server description, Servergopsdd, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchantments Applied:	244

it’s cool here, kind admins

Server666gopsdd3.aternos.me:48791

Cops Poc Backwards 1.20.5

1.20.5, abbreviation, acronym, backwards, Community, cop, Cops, funny, humor, internet, law enforcement, meme, mfw, Minority, poc, Police, reaction, Reverse, social media, trend, viral, word reversal, wordplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Star Shards Collected:	98	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! Why should you join? Well, get this – cop spelled backwards is poc! Mind blown, am I right? But wait, there’s more!

On this server, you can build the most epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle creepers like a true warrior. And guess what? We have a secret underground club where we dress up as pigs and dance to dubstep!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, cop backwards is poc – it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods, bro.

WorkHrsWoes Minecraft Server

burden, Career Growth, childcare, day care, Expectations, financial limitations, household chores, income, Job Search, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, new mom, Promotion, relationship dynamics, Sacrifices, Selfishness, Server, Support, Wife, work hours, WorkHrsWoes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Ores Mined:	5211
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crops Grown:	1561	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all your adulting problems at the door and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can escape from the chaos of real life. Need a break from taking care of kids and household chores? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Forget about financial limitations and career pressures, on our server, the only limit is your imagination! Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing work and family life.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft journey! Who needs a promotion when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

aita, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, DivorceCraft, Edition, Emotional Abuse, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Family secrets, fiscal abuse, Guilt, Infidelity, moral dilemma, Nonbinary, parental responsibilities, parents divorced, seeking validation, self-blame, teenage struggles, trust issues

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	306005
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Looking for a place to escape from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself, no matter who you are. Plus, we have a strict no emotional or fiscal abuse policy – so you can game in peace without any toxic behavior.

Join us and meet other players who have their own crazy stories to share. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera! But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on over and join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just leave the family drama at home – we’ve got enough of our own to keep things interesting!

CraftyGlobeTrotter

Adventure, bucket list, CraftyGlobeTrotter, cultural immersion, Dream destination, dream vacation, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, international travel, jet setting, travel, vacation, Wander, Wanderlust, world tour

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

If you could instantly visit any country in the world, where would you go and why? How about joining our Minecraft server instead? We have a magical portal that can transport you to any country in the blink of an eye! Want to visit the Eiffel Tower in France? Just step into the portal and voila, you’re there! Feel like exploring the pyramids in Egypt? No problem, our portal can take you there in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere deep within the city. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So forget about traveling the world in real life, join our Minecraft server and experience all the wonders of the world from the comfort of your own home!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Birthday, Camimi, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, model debut, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, official channels, Peke, Realms, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Animals Bred:	62	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Yo, welcome to this wacky Minecraft server! We got all the VShojo and vtuber craziness you can handle. Michi is live, giving the worst advice ever with Camimi. And it’s Mouse’s birthday, so join the celebration later with another model debut. Ignore the bait, report the trolls, and be excellent to each other, duh!

Why join? Well, we got Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming their wild antics on Twitch and YouTube, so come join the madness!

And if you’re into dedicated discussions, we got channels for Kson, Henya, Mouse, plus extended and former member discussions. It’s a party in here, so jump in and let’s get weird together!