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SickBoyfriendNoProblem

amusement park, Best Friend, Boyfriend, elden ring, food poisoning, going without me, insensitive, kolache, Planning, rollercoasters, shitting constantly, sick, SickBoyfriendNoProblem, staying home, TICKETS, trip, weekends off, WIBTA, work

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of missing out on fun activities because of food poisoning? Well, on our server, you can eat all the virtual kolaches you want without any consequences! No need to worry about shitting constantly here, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our hilarious community events.

Join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind – whether it’s dodging rollercoasters or watching your boyfriend play Elden Ring while you’re stuck at home. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and the only thing you’ll be watching is your friends build epic structures.

So come on over and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – because life’s too short to miss out on all the fun!

The Sandlot

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

server.sandlotminecraft.com

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9261	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

dream.bananasmores.com

1.6.1 survive the horde

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Towns Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3

1.6.1 survive the horde

zombiehorde.net

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

mc.pvpcrafters.com

Realm of Eden

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

108.174.60.86:25665

Aspirecraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

185.16.85.20:26065

Panda Craft!

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	233471

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194