🔥shitting constantly Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SickBoyfriendNoProblem

amusement park, Best Friend, Boyfriend, elden ring, food poisoning, going without me, insensitive, kolache, Planning, rollercoasters, shitting constantly, sick, SickBoyfriendNoProblem, staying home, TICKETS, trip, weekends off, WIBTA, work

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	227
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of missing out on fun activities because of food poisoning? Well, on our server, you can eat all the virtual kolaches you want without any consequences! No need to worry about shitting constantly here, unless it’s from laughing too hard at our hilarious community events.

Join us and leave your real-life responsibilities behind – whether it’s dodging rollercoasters or watching your boyfriend play Elden Ring while you’re stuck at home. On our server, the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and the only thing you’ll be watching is your friends build epic structures.

So come on over and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – because life’s too short to miss out on all the fun!

Crafty DALL-E 3: Creeper Edition

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com, computer vision, Crafty, Create, creativity, creeper, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, Edition, future technology, Graphic design, Image Generation, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Technology, visual art

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	6263
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, and our Nether is basically a hot tub party with the Ghasts as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Pickaxe of Infinite Mining, which lets you mine entire mountains in one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

CraftyBlockz: Where Minecraft meets March Madness in the ultimate game of blocks and balls!

Adrenaline Rush, athletic prowess, Balls, Basketball, blocks, competitive spirit, CraftyBlockz, Fast-paced, favorite sport, football, Game, goal-scoring, high intensity, hockey fan, ice hockey, ice sports, intense competition, lifelong passion, lots of goals, madness, March, meets, Minecraft, Physical, Sports Entertainment, sports fanatic, Sportsmanship, team sports, Ultimate

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

If you had to play only ONE Minecraft server for the rest of your life, it would be ours! Why, you ask? Well, picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a sports arena, but instead of hockey or football, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with other players. It’s fast-paced, it’s physical, and there are definitely lots of goals (and maybe a few explosions). So why settle for boring old sports when you can join our crazy Minecraft server and reign supreme as the ultimate blocky champion?

MineLachs

administrators, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, floating world, Freebuild, MCMMO, minecraft server, Minelachs, Moderators, OneBlock, residential districts, Resources, Skyblock, Skyscrapers, Survival, Updates

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Alien Abductions:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to Minelachs.net! Dive into our Minecraft world and discover a variety of exciting game modes, including our main focus on Citybuild and Freebuild! Citybuild: Build your own city and transform it into a thriving center of creativity and community. From impressive skyscrapers to picturesque residential districts – there are no limits to your imagination! Work together with other players, trade resources and create a city that everyone will admire. Freebuild: If you want to unleash your creativity without restrictions, our Freebuild mode is perfect for you! Build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about limitations or resource acquisition. Here you can create your own masterpiece, be it a majestic castle, a huge labyrinth or an elaborate park. Skyblock: Enter a floating world full of challenges and opportunities! Start on a small island and expand it into a thriving empire with limited resources. Challenge yourself, discover new techniques and expand your island to become one of the greatest in the Skyblock world. Oneblock:A unique adventure awaits you in Oneblock mode! Start on a single block and overcome a series of challenges as your world continually evolves. Unlock new areas, discover rare treasures, and watch your humble block become a thriving paradise. Caveblock:Dive deep into the underworld and explore the mysterious caves of Caveblock mode! Overcome dangerous challenges, collect valuable resources and create your own underground colony. Prove your skills in dealing with the darkness and become the ruler of the caves. Why minelachs.net? A vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts ready to build and play together. Regular events and competitions to show off your skills and win great prizes. A dedicated team of moderators and administrators to ensure your gaming experience is smooth and entertaining. Constant development and updates to ensure our server is always up to date and offers new features. Join our server today and become part of a fantastic Minecraft community on minelachs.net!

Minelachs.net

ChaoticLines

1.19, 1.20.4, Adventure, Anarchy, building, Chaos, ChaoticLines, Community, creativity, Experience, Exploration, Fittest, freedom, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, rules, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you ready to experience true chaos and freedom in Minecraft? Join us on ChaoticLines where anything goes and the only rule is survival of the fittest!

chaoticlines.net

1.19 – 1.20.4+

chaoticlines.net

Da Cabre SMP: Where we roam free like wild goats, but without the TPA. Sorry, no hermits, just crafty folks!

achievement system, Anti-Griefing, Cabre, cracked players, Crafty, Diamond Economy, Discord link, discord server, Folks, free, Goats, hermits, java edition, Mature Community, Plugins, Request, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, suggestion, Tpa, voice chat, Wild

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Da Cabre Minecraft Server Overview

Features
A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn!
A semi-vanilla experience! including datapacks such as; anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small tweaks to the biomes.
A kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule.
Simple Voice Chat mod allowing you to talk with other players in-game, similar to HermitCraft.
An extensive rules page, going into detail about the rules to prevent mishaps and rule breakers.
Anti-Griefing plugins and performance plugins to ensure a smooth and uninterrupted experience.
Discord-Minecraft link allowing players to communicate through minecraft and discord.
A fresh,new server with many unexplored areas.
A diamond-based achievement system which unlocks items and events.

FAQ

Q: When will the server reset for 1.21?

A: The server will reset in July for 1.21. If you don’t like this, please avoid joining or join and wait for the reset. More information can be found in the Discord server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, you will have to be in our Discord server and make a request. Add Jaylowa on Discord and they will send you the link to join.

Q: Can cracked players join the server?

A: This server is Java Edition only, and cracked players are NOT welcome.

Valkycraft VS Hypixel

Abilities, Adventure, Biomes, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, Custom, Custom Mobs, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, texture pack, TRADES, Unique Features

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3346	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Hypixel	Valkycraft
Pros	Pros
Large player base	Custom survival experience
Several minigames available	Different biomes and custom mobs
Regular updates and events	Texture pack for improved gameplay
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players	Smaller community compared to Hypixel
Can experience lag due to high player count	Less variety in game modes

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players can each server hold?

Hypixel has a large player base and can hold thousands of players at a time. Valkycraft, on the other hand, has a smaller community and can hold a moderate number of players.

What type of gameplay does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a variety of minigames such as Bed Wars, SkyWars, and more. Valkycraft is a custom survival server with different biomes, custom mobs, and unique gameplay mechanics like tradeos and skills.

Is there regular maintenance and updates on each server?

Both servers regularly provide updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for players.

Which server has better performance?

Hypixel can experience lag at times due to its high player count, while Valkycraft may offer a smoother gaming experience with its smaller community.

Blocky Banter: This is ethnic LOLsing

Accountability, atrocities, banter, blocky, brutality, Conflict, discrimination, Disgusting, ethnic, ethnic cleansing, Genocide, GLOBAL RESPONSE, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, LOLsing, morally justify, Oppression, political ethics., putin, Putinists, russia, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Putinist and conquer the virtual world with your ruthless tactics? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to flex your political muscles and show everyone who’s boss.

Join us and participate in epic battles where you can invade other players’ territories and establish your dominance. Build monuments in honor of your favorite world leaders and show off your patriotism in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers exclusive Putinist-themed skins and accessories to customize your character and stand out from the crowd. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

The Creeper’s Clubhouse: Where Explosions and Laughter Collide!

Clubhouse, collide, CREEPERS, explosions, Laughter

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the magical floating islands where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of every block.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

Gamersgulag

Cross-Play, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	7601
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5274
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Survival minecraft server. Season 1 now active multiple game modes pvp, Twenty three different mini games. Lots of adventures in this server. Come check it out let us know what you think. Went live today 4/1/25 hope to see some of you guys on.

93.188.161.125

Nebula Verse

Community, competitive, Custom Biomes, custom server, Custom Townys, Factions, Healthy Community, Helpers, Increased Difficulty, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mini Network Server, Moderators, multiplayer, natural disasters, Nebula Verse, New Crafts, New Enemies, Pixelmon, PvP, Rtp, Survival Games, Temperature Changes, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ores Mined:	6146
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

This Mini Network server was created with the purpose of creating a healthy and competitive community to play with. It focuses on custom townys and Pixelmon, the only 2 modalities it has at the moment

TOWNY RTP CUSTOM BIOMES NEW CRAFTS NEW ENEMIES TEMPERATURE CHANGES NATURAL DISASTERS CHANGE IN INCREASED DIFFICULTY

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO JOIN WE ARE LOOKING FOR MODERATE AND HELPER

170.39.212.154:25577