shittin Minecraft Servers

shittin Minecraft Servers

  • SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures

    SMP – Poon’s Atlyss Adventures
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3910
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Mines Excavated: 2669 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild ride in the world of ATLYSS? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with cute shortstack characters and fluid combat controls that will leave you in stitches!

    Join us on the Pork Bun server, where the password is “a whole man” because only the manliest of players can handle the epic adventures that await. With a server size of 64, there’s plenty of room for you and all your friends to jump in and start slaying monsters like it’s nobody’s business.

    But if you’re feeling a bit more daring, hop on over to the atl/v/ss server where the password is “loljannies” because only the most elite players can handle the challenge. With a server size of 16, you’ll have to prove your worth in battle and show off your skills in combat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the realm of ATLYSS and see if you have what it takes to conquer the land and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a dragon or two along the way. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftLermontov Minecraft server

    CraftLermontov Minecraft server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9731
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5396 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Potions Brewed: 98 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Brief description of the server. The server is called CraftLermontov.

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    CraftLermontov.aternos.me:50142

    New Minecraft Server
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  • JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

    JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9332
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Animals Bred: 101 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 446 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

    Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4071
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

    Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 562
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Star Shards Collected: 59
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

    But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

    Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9581
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

    Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

    But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

    Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 8784
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

    Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

    SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4196
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SplashCraft Minecraft Server

    SplashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 3739
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4216 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

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  • The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

    The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 1136
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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