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JetFighterWars Minecraft Server

aerial combat, air strike, conflict escalation, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, fighter jet, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JetFighterWars, latest-generation, military aggression, Military Aircraft, military conflict, military confrontation, military defense, military technology, Minecraft, national security, russia, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	7372
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Emeralds Found:	6668	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we hit latest-generation Russian fighter jets for fun! we got crazy PvP battles with jets flying all over the place, it’s like Top Gun meets Minecraft.

our spawn area is a replica of the Kremlin, but with a twist – it’s made entirely out of diamond blocks. you can even ride a diamond-encrusted bear into battle, how cool is that?

we have custom plugins that let you summon a giant chicken army to attack your enemies, or turn the entire map into a giant lava pit. it’s chaos, but in a good way.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ukrainian missile strike, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

KimJongGoneCraft

chinese military, diplomatic incident, Dutch warship, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Harassment, international relations, KimJongGoneCraft, maritime enforcement, military aggression, military confrontation, military harassment., naval forces, Netherlands, North Korea, political tensions, sanctions enforcement, security measures, UN sanctions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions, mate. imagine a world where chinese military is harassing dutch warships while trying to enforce UN sanctions on north korea. now picture yourself in the middle of all that chaos, building your own empire and fighting off crazy mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of international conflict mixed with the peaceful vibes of minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground base where all the world leaders are hiding out, plotting their next move.

so what are you waiting for? hop on this server and let the madness begin. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of this crazy minecraft world.

PhotogenicHumansCraft

animal, Human Behavior, human characteristics, human culture, human diversity, human emotions, human evolution, human expressions, human interactions, Human nature, human photography, human portraits, human society, human species, humans, humans as animals, most photographed, PhotogenicHumansCraft, photographed, photography, species

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got humans takin selfies all day errday. like, imagine walkin thru da minecraft world and u see a bunch of humans posin for da camera, it’s wild yo. u can even photobomb dem and be like “yo, i’m in da shot too!” it’s da ultimate photobombing experience, u won’t find dis anywhere else, join now and be part of da human paparazzi squad.

WaterWorldCraft

ancient life, Appearance, aquatic ecosystems, aquatic environment, billion years, discovery, Early, Earth, environmental factors, Evolution, fresh water, geological evidence, History, key conditions, Life, prehistoric era, scientific research, surprising revelation, thought, Timeline, WaterWorldCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where water and life be poppin off half a billion years earlier than we all thought like whaaaat?!?!? come build ur own little world and watch it evolve faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe” hahaha it’s lit fam come join us now and be part of this crazy journey through time and space and minecraft blocks yeeeeet!!!

❤️ LastMine ❤️ Survival, BedWars, Grif🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Awards, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Buildbattle, Cases, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, Donations, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, low prices, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, menu, Mob Arena, Mobarena, MONEY, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Ranks, Shop, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skywars, Spawn, Spleef, Survival, technical support, Teleport, TNT Run, Weddings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

✑✑ Our Website for purchasing donations – lastmine.ru

✒✒ Our IP – lastmc.org

✑✑ Our group on VK – http://vk.com/lastmine_mc

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✏ Mini games

-ʘBedWars

-ʘSkyWars

-ʘMurderMystery

-ʘ BuildBattle

✏ Game Currency – $

✏ Money for time spent – $

✏ Clans

✏ Ranks, awards

✏ Cases with donations

✏ Random teleport

✏ Shop Interface – /shop

✏ Beautiful spawn, built with your own hands!

✏ Mob Arena – /warp mob

✏ And also a convenient menu – /menu

✏ Weddings

✏ Parkour

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☑ High guarantees in the purchase of donations

☑ Best Technical Support

☑ Low prices for Donat

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m27.lastmc.org

Stinky SMP: Where the only mod is a puddle of water, no resets because who smells like failure?

Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, custom origins, Discord, Failure, Griefing, Human, invite, killing, mod, Modded, Modpack, origin change, origins mod, peace and love, Performance, Puddle, Resets, Safezone, Server, Smells, smp, stealing, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla, Water, well designed

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Server Name	Stinky SMP
Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Server Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Mod	Vanilla+ modpack with Origins mod

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals and only punishes true rulebreaks.

2. How long has the server been running without resets?

The server prides itself on extreme longevity and does not have any planned resets, allowing players to enjoy their experience for years.

3. What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

It is a system where a central area around spawn is protected with claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands outside this area allows for more freedom but also more risk.

4. How many custom origins are available in the Origins mod?

There are approximately 61 custom origins available on the server, in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can suggest high-quality custom origins for consideration.

5. Can I change my origin if I don’t like it?

Players are allowed two free changes of their origin or they can craft an origin change if they wish to switch. Alternatively, they can choose to play as a Human origin.

6. Where can I get more information about the server and join?

You can join the server and get more information by visiting the server’s Discord invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, Connection, Cooking, Date night, emotions, family, first sight, Food, Happy, Heart, home, kitchen, KitchenCraft, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, soulmate, together, WOMAN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find love at first sight! Our players are so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you to discover them?

Join our server for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server!

MaskedTaker’s Minecraft Server

backstory, Character, costume, gimmick, History, iconic, legend, Lore, mask, MaskedTakers, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythology, Performer, Persona, professional wrestling, ring attire, Server, Taker, undertaker, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	146
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Oh, let me tell you about Taker and his mysterious mask! Legend has it that Taker was once a humble farmer who stumbled upon a cursed diamond mine. When he put on the diamond mask he found in the mine, he gained incredible powers and became the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Now, he roams the server wreaking havoc on anyone who dares to challenge him. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to face off against Taker and his mask of doom! Who knows, you might even be able to steal his mask and claim his powers for yourself. But be warned, Taker is not one to be trifled with – he’s got a mean streak as long as the Great Wall of China! So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to take on Taker and his mask of mystery!

BlamelessParents Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Apology, BlamelessParents, Boyfriend, comparison, crying, Extravagant, family, ice cold stare, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, Moving, parents, Rent, Rich, rules, Server, Support, trip, Yelling

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love stories are as wild as the creepers in the night! Join us for a chance to meet your very own Kyle, a true survivor who has been through it all. From getting kicked out by his parents for “experimenting” with a basketball teammate to living on the streets like a Minecraft nomad, Kyle’s journey is one for the ages.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of forbidden love and crazy rules just like in this story. Want to take your virtual boyfriend out to a fancy restaurant? Sorry, he can only afford dirt blocks and rotten flesh. Dreaming of a luxurious vacation with your pixelated prince charming? Think again, because he’s all about that self-sufficiency life.

And if you’re lucky enough to find your own Kyle on our server, be prepared for some intense drama. Will you be able to handle his emotional outbursts and ice-cold stares, or will you end up in a virtual breakup just like the OP in this post?

Join us now and dive into the chaotic world of love, survival, and Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have a boyfriend like Kyle? AITA for joining this server? Absolutely not!

WeddingCrasher69

friendship boundaries, wedding drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher69

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of wedding crashers trying to steal your man? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee zero drama from sneaky guests like G! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, our cheese selection is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about any last-minute errands ruining your big day. Say “I do” to our server and leave the wedding crashers behind!