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Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	5633
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Buildings Constructed:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Mines Excavated:	4212	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	250	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

Blocky Blunders: The Columbine Chronicles

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3812
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	733
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic bromance between two players who are so based, they make diamonds jealous! These two legends have conquered every challenge the game has thrown at them, from building a castle in the sky to taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it they once defeated an entire army of creepers by telling them dad jokes until they exploded from laughter. If you want to be part of the most epic duo in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to be amazed!

GF Approved Twink Town Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2934	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can sexo twinks without any judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let your inner twink-loving self shine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll never have to worry about accidentally stumbling upon a girl in-game because they simply don’t exist here. It’s a twink paradise! So come join us and let the twink-tastic adventures begin!

CraftyDigits – Where math meets blocks!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs with jetpacks, mine diamonds with a banana, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of madness.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional unicorn horn. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder infinite mining powers.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Come join the fun and let your inner craziness run wild!