shitters – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

>star shitters will defend this… Minecraft SMP

DEFEND, Generate, gtstar, list, long tail, Minecraft, SEPARATE, shitters, smp, star, tags, this.., up to 20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.

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The Diamond Pickaxe Society: Minecraft SMP – The Shitters of AEW’s Women’s Division

aew, AEW champions, AEW roster, AEW talent, AEW women, AEWs, Diamond, Division, Female Athletes, female competitors, female empowerment, Female Wrestlers, Minecraft, Pickaxe, professional wrestling, shitters, smp, society, sports industry, Women in sports, women’s division, women’s division critique, Women’s Wrestling, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling entertainment, Wrestling Matches

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and become a part of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division – where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.

So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!

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MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

average consumer, bend backwards, challenge, Clueless, Convinced, DEFEND, Embrace, favorite developer, god forsaken industry, Main, Main problem, midas touch, MineCraze, notion, perfect developer, Problem, pure garbage, realization, Server, shitters, special games, uncomfortable fact, Video Game (Industry)

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

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Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

Arguing, Arkos, Bait, Catpiss, CuckPosters, cute, discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, hate, IRL politics, Lies, love, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Scarletverse, shitters, Trash, TRASHY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

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XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

2016, aliens, Community, Defenders, Defending, Defense, funny, Gaming, humor, internet, meme, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, shitter, shitters, strategy, Trolls, video games, XCOM, XCOM fans, Xcom2, XCOM3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

“2000s”, 1980s, 80s00s, asian, bad games, banger, beta state, black men, dev teams, Development, good games, Kids, Lectures, lesbians, Lies, live service, Men, micro transactions, Minecraft, modern games, movie games, niggers, Nostalgia, pixelated, quick time events, Server, shitters, Single player, trannies, Trash, UI, White, white men, woman dev teams

Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

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Soul Eclipse

2/7/2024, 24/7, Anarchy, Cracked, Griefing, killing, Launch, Minecraft, paid, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, smp, Soul Eclipse, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

Cracked paid server 24/7 smp, version 1.21 and lower. griefing and killing allowed, with a few simple plugins. The server launched on 2/7/2024

45.136.141.74:20488

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Expert+ Hardcore: Where even Steve struggles to find diamonds in Version 1.19.4 smp survival vanilla

1.19.4, Community, Cosmetics, Crowd, Damage, diamonds, Discord, Enchantment, Expert, Find, Hardcore, Help, java, Join, Magic, mobs, Options, pay to win, Plugins, Ranks, Running, smp, stand out, steve, Struggles, Support, Survival, Vanilla, Vehicles, Version, weapons

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	This java server offers a spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that, increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is also not pay to win however we offer different options to help support the server to keep it running like purchasable ranks and other cosmetics to help stand out from the crowd.
Join the Community	https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is not pay to win. We offer different options for players to support the server, such as purchasable ranks and cosmetics.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins that increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, introduce new magic weapons and vehicles, and more.
How can I join the community?	You can join the community by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW

CocaineCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, addiction recovery, cocaine, CocaineCraft, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction help, drug addiction support, drug dependence, drug overdose, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, drug use, drug withdrawal, illegal drugs, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, Server, stimulant, substance abuse, withdrawal symptoms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that’s high is the blocky terrain? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops… until the cocaine runs out. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated debauchery and questionable decisions. Build your dream world while under the influence of our special “enchanted” potions that may or may not have been brewed in a shady back alley. So come on, join us and see where the night takes you… just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor!

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/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Masters

arknights, Cantabile, cement, Chong Yue, dusk, Fartooth, FEater, Glaucus, Goldenglow, Grain Buds, Honeyberry, lin.., Ling, Masters, Mcsmp, Minecraft, Mr. Nothing, Mulberry, paprika, Rockrock, Shu, smp, Specter, Wan Qing, Zuo Le

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

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PC17 Minecraft Server

bank account hacked, banned account, college fund, covid, cry, Habit, hurtful, joyous, KYC policy, Minecraft, Minors, money back, monitor, online gambling, overreacting, PC Gaming, PC17, Server, Son, taking PC away, Teen, video game site

Are you tired of your teen getting into trouble online? Join our Minecraft server and keep them entertained in a safe environment! Our server has a strict no-gambling policy, so you can rest easy knowing your teen won’t be losing $1600 to shady websites. Plus, our games actually have endings, unlike those pesky online gambling sites.

Say goodbye to the stress of monitoring your teen’s online activities and join our server today! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building virtual worlds with us? Join now and save your sanity (and your bank account)!

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TwinNameDramaCraft

accident, baby girl, compromise, connotations, cultural name, culture, dead twin, Disrespect, emigrating, family tradition, high risk pregnancy, home country, honour, Identical twin, judge, Memory, possessive, rough childhood, surname, TwinNameDramaCraft, unusable name

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, name disputes, and high-risk pregnancies!

Picture this: a pregnant wife, a son named after his grandfather, and a deceased identical twin sister. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness all the drama unfold in real-time?

But wait, there’s more! Emigrate to our server and experience a whole new world of naming controversies. Will the baby girl be named after the beloved twin, or will the husband put his foot down and suggest alternatives? The suspense is killing us!

Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between cultural differences, possessiveness, and honoring family legacies. Who needs Netflix when you have our server for all the entertainment you could ever ask for? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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RedditRenegade Minecraft SMP

brainstorm, Brainstorming, Community, creativity, digital community, discussion platform, interactive platform, internet, Minecraft, name change, naming ideas, New Name, online discussion, online forum, reddit, RedditRenegade, Renaming, smp, social media, Suggestions, user engagement, User-generated content, Website

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

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ParentalBSNoMore

AUTHORITY, Beliefs, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, obedience, ParentalBSNoMore, parenting, Rebellion, Respect, rules, upbringing, VALUES

Are you tired of your parents telling you to clean your room or do your homework? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “No Parents Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally escape the tyranny of your parents and build your dream world without anyone nagging you to do chores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with rebellious fun, epic quests, and maybe even a few run-ins with the mischievous Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor. So say goodbye to boring chores and hello to the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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JasperFire Minecraft Server

aerial images, Alberta, Canada, canadian rockies, climate change impact, community support, Destruction, devastation, disaster relief, emergency response, environmental damage, fire damage, Forest Fire, forest management, Jasper fire, Jasper National Park, JasperFire, Minecraft, natural disaster, ReBuilding, recovery efforts, Server, Wildfire

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s so lit, just like dis fire in Canada! We got so much chaos and destruction, it’s like a party for creepers! Join us if u wanna see the world burn, literally. We got lava everywhere, like a hot tub for zombies. Come on in and watch the world crumble before your eyes, it’s a blast! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting, cuz it’s gonna be a scorcher! #BurningDownTheHouse #HotMess #MinecraftMayhem

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SaboCraft: 3 Heli Havoc

damaged helicopters, defense news, defense sources, Havoc, HELI, helicopter damage, international conflict, Military Aircraft, military defense, military incidents, military intelligence, Military operations, military sabotage, military sabotage operations, military sources, military tensions, russia ukraine conflict, Russian helicopters, SaboCraft, sabotage attacks, Ukrainian sabotage operations, Ukrainian-Russian relations

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when BAM, 3 Russian helicopters come crashing down because of some Ukrainian shenanigans. Like, talk about drama, am I right?

But hey, if you wanna escape all that real-life craziness, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing opera. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

So, why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than those Russian helicopters. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

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