shitters – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

>star shitters will defend this… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.

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The Diamond Pickaxe Society: Minecraft SMP – The Shitters of AEW’s Women’s Division

aew, AEW champions, AEW roster, AEW talent, AEW women, AEWs, Diamond, Division, Female Athletes, female competitors, female empowerment, Female Wrestlers, Minecraft, Pickaxe, professional wrestling, shitters, smp, society, sports industry, Women in sports, women’s division, women’s division critique, Women’s Wrestling, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling entertainment, Wrestling Matches

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and become a part of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division – where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.

So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!

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MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

average consumer, bend backwards, challenge, Clueless, Convinced, DEFEND, Embrace, favorite developer, god forsaken industry, Main, Main problem, midas touch, MineCraze, notion, perfect developer, Problem, pure garbage, realization, Server, shitters, special games, uncomfortable fact, Video Game (Industry)

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

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Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

Arguing, Arkos, Bait, Catpiss, CuckPosters, cute, discussion, E-Celebs, Edition, general, hate, IRL politics, Lies, love, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, rooster teeth, RT content, RWBY, Scarletverse, shitters, Trash, TRASHY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

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XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

2016, aliens, Community, Defenders, Defending, Defense, funny, Gaming, humor, internet, meme, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, shitter, shitters, strategy, Trolls, video games, XCOM, XCOM fans, Xcom2, XCOM3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

“2000s”, 1980s, 80s00s, asian, bad games, banger, beta state, black men, dev teams, Development, good games, Kids, Lectures, lesbians, Lies, live service, Men, micro transactions, Minecraft, modern games, movie games, niggers, Nostalgia, pixelated, quick time events, Server, shitters, Single player, trannies, Trash, UI, White, white men, woman dev teams

Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

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Snap General – Marvel Minecraft SMP

card rarity, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, Draft Mode Edition, FAQ, general, GOLD, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, Minecraft, official site, Resources, Singleton, smp, Snap, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy, Upgrade, variants

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret portals that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with stacks of emeralds and rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special Draft Mode Edition where you can challenge other players to epic battles using only the most random and wacky items in the game. Want to fight with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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Heist Masters Minecraft Server

Caper, collaboration, CREW, criminal, Criminals., good team, heist, Job, Lifetime, mastermind, Masters, Minecraft, Partners, Plan, Plot, robbery, scheme, Score, Server, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, thieves

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for the heist of a lifetime? Our server is the perfect place to assemble your dream team and pull off the ultimate robbery in the virtual world.

Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.

Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!

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Code Master Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding bootcamp, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding fundamentals, coding journey, coding mindset, coding practice, coding resources, coding skills, coding techniques, coding tips, coding tutorials, learn to code, Master, Minecraft, online coding courses, programming, Programming Languages, smp, Software Development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn how to code! That’s right, not only will you be crafting epic builds, but you’ll also be programming your own mods and plugins to take your gameplay to the next level.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll encounter crazy adventures like battling giant coding bugs, rescuing villagers trapped in endless loops, and even facing off against the evil Error 404 boss. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Debugger Sword, rumored to have the power to fix any glitch in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a coding master while having a blast with your fellow players. Who knew learning could be this much fun?

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MC-RP | RolePlay server with voice chat Minecraft server

Business, Career Growth, city, Discord, Economy, Events, forum, gameplay, games, Job, mc rp, Minecraft, multiplayer, new players, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, organizations, Pirate, POSITIONS, Prison, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, voice chat, Website

MC-RP is one of the most popular Minecraft multiplayer games with Role Play mode.

We’ve tried to combine the best elements of role-playing games with new ideas and opportunities for all players. Having settled in the city and becoming a full-fledged citizen, you will be able to choose your favorite job, or maybe open your own small business and have a constant income. Or maybe you would like to join one of the organizations and start career growth. You can always change your positions, try yourself in a different role and in other situations.

The exciting gameplay features are attracting more and more new players.

Links:

https://discord.gg/ahZtbvRfYZ – Discord

http://forum.mc-rp.ru/ – Forum

http://mc-rp.ru – Website

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Historically Accurate Minecraft Server

15th century, Accuracy, accuracy claims, Accurate, Authenticity, Bohemia, Bohemian history, Claims, dialogue, English language, film, historical, Historical accuracy, historical fiction, historically, historically accurate, Language, Medieval, Minecraft, modern english, Movie, period drama, Server, Setting

Welcome to our totally historically accurate Minecraft server! Join us as we transport you back to the 15th century Bohemia, where everyone speaks modern English for some reason.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that buried deep within the virtual forests of Bohemia lies a diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to fly. Yes, you heard that right, FLY! Who needs wings when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their hidden piggy palace and pass their bacon-themed challenges to claim your riches.

So come on down to our historically inaccurate, but incredibly fun Minecraft server. Who needs accuracy when you have flying diamond swords and talking pigs, am I right?

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Honestly Can’t Tell Whether I Hate Life or Just My Life Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, hate, hate life, Honestly, identity crisis, inner conflict, introspection, Life, life struggles, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, smp, Struggling, uncertainty

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will have you questioning whether you hate life or just your life in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a gang of mischievous creepers show up and start a dance party on your roof. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-creeper dance floor technology to keep your builds safe and your parties bumpin’.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who were actually master thieves in disguise? Join us and uncover hidden treasures, fight off evil mobs, and forge alliances with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find that you love life after all – or at least your virtual one!

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Draft Dodger’s Minecraft Server

defense tactics, dodge the draft, dodgers, dodging accountability, dodging consequences, dodging consequences of violence, dodging justice, dodging punishment, dodging repercussions, dodging responsibility, dodging the draft, dodging the law, Draft, gun control, gun laws, gun rights, Gun Violence, Minecraft, Npc, self defense, Server, street confrontation, target practice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take PVP to a whole new level! Forget about swords and bows, we settle things the old-fashioned way – with guns! That’s right, we have a custom plugin that allows you to whip out your trusty firearm and take down your enemies like they’re just NPCs in a video game.

But that’s not all – we also have intense target practice sessions where you can hone your shooting skills and become the ultimate sharpshooter. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Glock?

Join our server if you’re ready to show off your shooting skills and dominate the competition. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never see your kids again…because you’ll be too busy kicking butt and taking names!

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Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, adult roleplay, burger hours, dft, dirty talk, Discord, explicit chat, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish forum, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, sexual discussion, smp, taboo, Talky

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for some Discord Fappy Talky where we discuss all things fetishes and have a grand old time jerking off…virtually, of course.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called “Burger hours edition” where we all dress up as burgers and have intense burger-building competitions. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes and having a good ol’ fap session? It’s a match made in virtual heaven.

Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you on the server, burger enthusiasts!

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Limbust Company General – Minecraft Server

appstore, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3 Sinclair, E.G.O Asymmetrical Inertia Heathcliff, Ego, FAQs, Full-Stopped By A Bullet, general, General guide, google play, ID & E.G.O, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, merry go round, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Dreaming, oblivion, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Refraction Railway Line 5, season 5, Server, sinner, Steam, The 5th Walpurgisnacht, tutorial, Upcoming Event, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

Welcome to the most mind-bending, dimension-hopping Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for Season 5 – Oblivion, where you’ll explore Mirror Dungeons, ride the Refraction Railway Line, and even attend the 5th Walpurgisnacht – where you might just get stopped by a bullet (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy extractions happening all the time, like trying to capture the elusive [ Outis ] ID & E.G.O. Trust us, it’s a wild ride.

And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games like Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be! Embrace the chaos and dive into the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready to enter a world where anything is possible. Just remember, when you join our server, expect the unexpected and buckle up for a rollercoaster of a time. See you in the madness!

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Why Did Hebner Keep Getting The Top Matches? He Always Got Knocked… Minecraft SMP

behind the scenes, controversial, Hebner, knocked, knocked out, match fixing, match outcomes, Matches, Minecraft, professional wrestling, questionable decisions, referee, referee decisions, smp, Top, top matches, wrestling, wrestling controversy, wrestling drama, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions, wrestling referees, wrestling scandals

Are you tired of always losing in PvP battles on other servers because some guy named Hebner keeps dominating the top matches? Well, fear not, because on our server, Hebner mysteriously disappears every time he’s about to win, giving everyone else a chance to shine! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable outcomes and chaotic battles where anything can happen, including Hebner’s sudden disappearances! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to mysteriously rise to the top…just don’t get too comfortable!

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