Shitters MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

>star shitters will defend this… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.

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The Diamond Pickaxe Society: Minecraft SMP – The Shitters of AEW’s Women’s Division

wrestling analysis, Women in sports, Womens, AEWs, women’s division

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and become a part of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division – where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.

So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!

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MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

uncomfortable fact, MineCraze, Video Game (Industry), notion, Main problem

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

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Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

IRL politics, Arkos, Arguing, discussion, Scarletverse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

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XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

funny, Trolls, XCOM fans, 2016, XCOM

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

pointless tasks, why bother, purpose, pointless questions, unproductive

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

asian, Development, bad games, Single player, black men

Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

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MineGenshinCraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join now and experience the thrill of battling giant Saurians, exploring mysterious lands, and embarking on epic quests with characters like Wanderer, Baizhu, Layla, Faruzan, and Beidou.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Tulaytullah’s Remembrance Catalyst and Jadefall’s Splendor Catalyst weapons, perfect for unleashing devastating attacks on your enemies. And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “gimme more!”

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on an adventure like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

Windflit, AKG resources, Saga, Snowsant, paprika

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got 6 Guard Executor the Ex Foedere, who will protect you from creepers like a boss. And don’t even get us started on 6 Defender Mudrock – she’s basically a fortress on two legs.

But wait, there’s more! How about 5 Supporter Windflit, who will blow away any enemies standing in your way? Or 5 Specialist Spuria, who can craft the most insane weapons you’ve ever seen?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive skins, like the Il Siracusano Rerun – Vigil skin, which will make you look like a total badass while mining for diamonds.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GeoWorld

claiming enabled, GeoWorld, Survival, Adventure, Earth Map

GeoWorld is an Earth SMP server currently supporting both Java and Bedrock edition players. The map scale is 1:2000 of Earth with claiming enabled and no griefing. The map will never reset We host weekly events so make sure to join and start your adventure in a fresh Earth Map!.

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