ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

cockerino, fuckitini, gtquotNOOOO, heckin, karim benemini, kekeriniti, kekitini, Minecraft, niggetino, raperino, ronaldo, shafterini, shitterino, ShitterinoSMP, shittitini, smp, t. shartitino

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Buildings Constructed:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Divine Spears Created:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

BlockyLoveNest

BlockyLoveNest, covid, finances, Housing, income stream, leaving marriage, marital disagreement, marital money, MIL’s house, million dollars, pre marital assets, specific area, specific town, stay at home mom, throwaway account, two kids, WIBTA

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Are you tired of living in your MIL’s house and dealing with her constant nagging? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build your own paradise without any in-laws in sight? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any financial constraints. No need to worry about million-dollar price tags or pre-marital assets drama here! Just let your creativity run wild and create the perfect home for you and your family.

And if things get tough in your virtual marriage, don’t worry – we won’t judge if you decide to leave and start fresh on your own. After all, it’s just a game, right? So why not join us and build a new life full of adventure, fun, and maybe even a few pixelated divorces along the way. Let’s craft your way to a brighter future – one block at a time!

AussieEats Minecraft SMP

Anzac biscuits, AussieEats, Australian Cuisine, Australian food culture, barramundi, Bush Tucker, Chiko roll, Crocodile meat, damper, Emu meat, Fairy bread, kangaroo meat, Lamingtons, Macadamia nuts, meat pies, Minecraft, Pavlova, pavlova recipe, smp, Tim Tams, Vegemite, veggie burger, Wattleseed

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a bloomin’ Outback Steakhouse of servers, full of kangaroos and Vegemite sandwiches. You gotta join because we have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who know how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the shrimp on the barbie PvP tournaments we have every weekend. It’s a fair dinkum good time, so grab your boomerang and come join us, ya bloody legend!

BeliefCraft: Prove It!

assumption, BELIEF, BeliefCraft, conjecture, conviction, doubt, FAITH, Hypothesis, Ideology, intuition, philosophy, Principle, proof, Prove, skepticism, speculation, theory, Trust, uncertainty, unprovable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5248	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mines Excavated:	4934

Have you ever thought that pigs can actually fly in Minecraft but no one has been able to capture it on camera? Well, on our server, you can witness these majestic flying pigs with your own eyes! Join us for a chance to witness the most epic pig aerobatics in the history of Minecraft!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride on the backs of chickens and engage in intense chicken jousting tournaments. Only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover the hidden entrance to this bizarre village and participate in the feathered battles of glory!

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your piggy bank too)!

Zelensky’s War-Ending Minecraft Server

2025, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, end war, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, negotiation strategies, peace negotiations, peace talks, peacebuilding efforts, peacekeeping efforts, political stability, regional security, security guarantees, Server, Ukraine, WarEnding, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to end all wars by 2025 just like Zelensky says!! we will give you security guarantees like no other server, because we have magical unicorns protecting our realm. they shoot rainbows out of their butts to keep you safe while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a friendly dragon named Steve. join now and be part of the most epic quest to peace and prosperity in minecraft history!

RuleOfBritCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so like, this server is like the british carrier deployment but in minecraft, we gonna assert the rule of law to china but in a fun and silly way. come join us and be part of the epic battle between the british and china, but with blocks and pickaxes instead of real ships and guns. we have crazy events like building giant tea cups to assert our dominance, and you can even ride on a flying pig to show off your power. so come on, join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CalypsoCraft

Bobby, CalypsoCraft, Carpet Mod, democratic community, Discord, friendly players, Griefing, java, Minecraft, Mods, new world, official accounts, Performance Mods, pranks, quality of life, Render Distance, rules, Server, smp, stealing, Terrain generation, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

CalypsoCraft (1.21.4)

CalypsoCraft is a lightly modded java minecraft server that just (on January 8th 2025) started a new world on version 1.21.4. It is only for official Minecraft accounts (you won’t be able to join with a cracked account).

Mods

As a player, you aren’t required to install any of these mods to play on the server! The mods it has are mostly just quality-of-life mods, like Tectonic for terrain generation and performance mods. We also have the Carpet mod, as some members enjoy the technical side of Minecraft and we have certain features of Carpet enabled. I recommend installing Bobby or an alternative, as the servers render distance is set lower, at least until we are still exploring the world and loading new chunks.

Members/history

We currently have about 6 active, very friendly players, most of which have been around for at least 2 years. The server has existed for 5 different worlds now (and a couple modded worlds running in parallel to the main server), spanning over almost 3 years as of writing, and will (hopefully) exist for many more. We are a democratic community so if a member would like to see a change or addition, they just bring it up and discuss it with their fellow members.

Rules

We have an (almost) zero-tolerance policy when it comes to griefing, stealing or any other sort of malicious activity (pranks are completely acceptable, as long as they are easily reversible).

To join the server, contact weephix on Discord (add them as a friend and let them know that you would like to join). We would love to meet you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join with a cracked Minecraft account?	No, only official Minecraft accounts are allowed on the server.
Do I need to install mods to play on the server?	No, players are not required to install any mods to play on the server.
What is the server’s policy on griefing?	We have an almost zero-tolerance policy on griefing, stealing, or any malicious activity. Pranks are acceptable as long as they are easily reversible.
How do I join the server?	Contact weephix on Discord and let them know that you would like to join.

Adventure Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Adventure, Anime, confirmed gay, controversy, Drama, fan theories, friendship, Isles, Kidnapped, LGBTQ, Luffy, newest season, one piece, Pirates, relationship, Rumors, Sigma people, speculation, split crew, zoro

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the new season of Luffy and the crew, except Luffy is all alone with Zero and gets kidnapped by the Sigma people! It’s like a crazy adventure waiting to happen, bro!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being kidnapped by Sigma people and fighting your way to freedom with your own crew of Minecraft buddies. It’s like being in a virtual anime world, but with blocks and creepers instead of pirates and marines.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild journey filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few explosions. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you on this server? Only one way to find out – join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyMILBeGone Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMILBeGone, Decision making, family, Friends, health needs, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Moving, narcissism, personal space, Priorities, relationships, Server, social life, Support

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	350742
Love Letters Sent:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5958	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ores Mined:	1534	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of controlling in-laws and build your dream world without any interference!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, far away from the grasp of overbearing mothers-in-law. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild, without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

Embark on epic quests with your friends and explore new worlds, all while avoiding the drama of family obligations. Who needs real-life problems when you can fight off virtual zombies and mine for diamonds?

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can finally tell your MIL to “stay out the f**k away” from your social life, all while having the time of your life in the world of Minecraft. Let’s build, explore, and conquer – without any interference from pesky relatives!

SisCraft: Help Reclaim’d 😂🎮

Boundaries, Communication, conditions, Conflict, Decision making, family, forgiveness, Help, mental health, offer, perspective, Reclaimd, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, seizures, self-care, SisCraft, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this insane story.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape. We promise not to lock you in the back seat like an animal, unless you’re into that kind of roleplay 😉

Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected surprises and betrayals that will leave you questioning everything. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a uhaul full of unnecessary furniture!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a family reunion gone wrong. You won’t regret it…probably.

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

bedtime stories, birthday parties, carefree days, carefree laughter, childhood home, childhood memories, ChildhoodNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, first crush, growing up, imagination, Innocence, learning new things, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, school friends, school holidays, simpler times, smp, summer vacations

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	213
Mines Excavated:	1759	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will make you feel like a kid again, but with more explosions and less nap time. Like, imagine a world where you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. And the best part? You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and fill it with llamas wearing top hats. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where you can compete in ridiculous challenges like seeing who can eat the most cake in 60 seconds or who can build the ugliest statue of a potato. And the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. It’s lit, fam.

So if you want to relive your childhood in the most absurd and hilarious way possible, join our Minecraft SMP server today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And by cookies, I mean virtual cookies made out of pixel art. YOLO, amirite?

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