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Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Farms Harvested:	291
Void Armor Forged:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyHub: NoMoreHubbyBucks

Atm, Beach, borrowing money, Cash card, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, credit cards, cup noodles, Expenses, husband, Id, Japan, My Number card, NoMoreHubbyBucks, refusing to borrow money, relationship, residency card, social security card, Stolen, wallet

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7382
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, suspense, and unexpected twists just like this story of a missing wallet in Japan.

Imagine a world where borrowing money from your in-game spouse comes with a price tag – literally! Experience the thrill of keeping track of every yen borrowed and every ATM fee charged, just like in this jaw-dropping tale.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments over virtual currency and storm-offs that leave your Minecraft character stranded in the street. Who needs soap operas when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on in and join the chaos! Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, drama llama not included!

Twinkle Twinkle Little SMP, How I Wonder What’s in Towny!

Adventurer, alliances, Battles, bedrock, Community, Conquest, Cracked, Cracked versions, cross-platform, Discord, experienced, java, merchant, miner, smp, Staff, strategy, Towny, twinkle, Updates, wealth, Welcoming, whats

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Farms Harvested:	958	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features	Origins: Choose from a variety of unique origins Towny: Build and manage your own town Toggleable PvP Economy system Frequent Updates
Why Choose Starlight SMP?	Active Staff Inviting Community Cross-Platform availability

Join us today and be a part of something special!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What unique origins are available?	There are various origins to choose from, each with its own abilities and challenges.
How does the Towny feature work?	Players can build and manage their own towns, form alliances, and engage in world conquest with friends.
Can I switch between peaceful building and PvP battles?	Yes, with toggleable PvP, players can decide when to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.
How does the economy system function?	Players can earn, trade, and grow their wealth through various activities. The economy system is balanced to provide opportunities for different playstyles.
Is the server frequently updated?	Yes, the dedicated team behind Starlight SMP is constantly adding new content and improving the server to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Towns Built:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition

boardroom18, Chat Room, coping strategies, Discord, Edition, Join, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health chat, mental health community, mental health discussion, mental health forum, mental health help, mental health network, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental illness, Online Community, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, smp, support group, Therapy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a game of Minecraft Hunger Games, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. Or how about joining our weekly llama race, where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot filled with enchanted goodies?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our infamous Piggyback Piggyback Race, where players must carry a pig on their back while navigating a treacherous obstacle course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself at JOIN JOIN JOIN.gg/boardroom18! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a fun ride)!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6512
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!