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Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mines Excavated:	2434	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Star Shards Collected:	172
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crops Grown:	6141
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension Hops:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).