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Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

BlockyFamilyDrama

Abuse, BELIEF, BlockyFamilyDrama, blood family, Boundaries, Cheating, Court, Evidence, family, forgiveness, GOD, Harassment, healing, love, Manipulation, parental rights, rejection, sibling, step dad, Support, Trauma

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, CHANGE, Childhood, Collectibles, Competition, consumerism, Cool, creativity, Disappointment, incentives, Kids, Marketing, Nostalgia, packaging, Prizes, profit, promotions, regulations, Toys, trends

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Votes:	1527

Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Alarming, deaths, Fatalities, health, INCREASE, investigation, Japan, Japanese supplement, Medical, Minecraft, News, public health, Rise, Safety, Server, side effects, Sudden, Supplements, SushiCraft, Tragedy, update, Warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

BlockyLove, Marriage, Minecraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mines Excavated:	3669
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Potions Brewed:	180	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

REDE MTV

advancement, Cash, Farms, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minions, MONEY, RANK, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

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ArcticChill Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crops Grown:	5059	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Mines Excavated:	2357

Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

JunkDrawerCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

BoomerBlastMC

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got BOOMERS running wild and causing chaos! These Boomers ain’t like ur regular old folks, they be out here griefing and trolling like there’s no tomorrow. But hey, that’s what makes our server so lit!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle, when suddenly a group of Boomers roll up in their wheelchairs and start TNT-ing everything in sight. It’s a total mayhem, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground Boomer fight club where these oldies duke it out in epic battles. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Boomer take down a creeper with nothing but a cane and some denture cream.

So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring some earplugs, ’cause these Boomers can get pretty rowdy!

KullGames – All The Mods 9

Adventure, atm star, Challenges, civility, Community, Crafting, creativity, Economy, epic bosses., FTB, gameplay experiences, Gregstar, Griefing, innovation, Modded minecraft, Mods, Quests, Respect, rules, server operations, Survival, tradition

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	127
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Join the Adventure on KullGames’ ATM9 Server!

Dive into the expansive world of All The Mods 9 where innovation meets tradition. With over 400 mods, our server offers a rich tapestry of gameplay experiences, from intense quests to crafting challenges, culminating in the elusive crafting of the ATM Star. Do you have what it takes to conquer the Gregstar?

Rules:

Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations. Whether you’re looking to craft your first ATM Star, take on epic bosses, or simply enjoy a community where creativity thrives, KullGames’ ATM9 is your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience!

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