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CraftySavers

budget tips, budgeting, cost cutting, CraftySavers, economic living, Financial Advice, financial hacks, Financial Planning, frugal living, frugal tips, frugality, life hack, money management, money saving tips, money-saving hacks, money-saving strategies, personal finance, saving money, savvy spending, smart spending, thrifty living

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4392
Emeralds Found:	7986	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on enchanted gear and potions in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate life hack for saving money in the game! Join us and you’ll discover secret hidden treasure chests filled with stacks of emeralds, rare enchanted items, and even a pet dragon that poops out diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret vault filled with infinite riches! So why waste your time mining for hours on end when you could be living the high life on our server? Join now and start saving those precious diamonds for a rainy day!

UkrainianMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, central Ukraine, civilian casualties, civilians, Conflict, drone, drone strike, eastern europe, injured, international conflict, Large, Military, Minecraft, Official, Russian, Server, uav, UkrainianMayhem, war zone, WARFARE

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	49	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A LARGE RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK IN CENTRAL UKRAINE! OUR SERVER IS LIT, LITERALLY, BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MANY FIRE-BREATHING DRAGONS FLYING AROUND.

IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND LIKE THE TIME OUR PLAYER, BOB, BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, DIAMONDS, BABY!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE.

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE.

CraftyCommiesMC

bilateral relations, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, russia, Saudi Arabia, strategic dialogue, summit, summit meeting, talks, US, world news

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Towns Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where US and Russia are having talks in Saudi Arabia but in minecraft!! watch as they build giant sand castles together and argue over who gets the last diamond block!! will they finally make peace or will they start a full on war in the virtual world?? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the fun!! who knew politics could be so entertaining in minecraft?? come on, what are you waiting for?? join now before the creeper blows everything up!!

DonkeyCraft: Genome Resequencing Fun

Adaptation mechanisms, adaptive traits, animal genetics, animal morphology, Chinese donkey breeds, Chinese donkeys, Chinese equine population, donkey breeding, donkey conservation, donkey population genetics., DonkeyCraft, equine evolution, evolutionary history, Fun, genetic diversity, genetic research, genetic variation, genome, genome analysis, morphological traits, population structure, Resequencing, selective breeding, whole-genome resequencing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8140	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole-genome resequencing of 391 chinese donkeys but in minecraft form. u gonna see donkeys like u never seen before, with popluation structures and morphological traits that will blow ur mind. u gonna be like, “whoa, these donkeys are lit af!” plus, u gonna get insights into their adaptive traits, like how they survive in the wild and stuff. join now for a donkey-tastic time like no other!

Moderskui server minecraft

admins, Fun, Minecraft, Moderskui, Server, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3475	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Votes:	1599	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

A lot of fun, updates will come out often everyone will like tasks and admins for them

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Hololive Genesis 1.20.1

1.20.1, FEARS, genesis, hololive, Hololive community, Hololive Discussion, Hololive Entertainment, hololive fans, Hololive Gen, Hololive Generation, Hololive Hype, Hololive Japan, Hololive JP, Hololive members, Hololive news, Hololive Rumors, Hololive Speculation, Hololive Update, hopes, new generation, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	11

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, that’s the kind of insanity you’ll find on this server!

Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, from pure joy to pants-wetting terror! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this land of pixelated madness?

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this server and let your hopes and fears collide in the most epic way possible! Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way, muahahaha!

CraftyStarlink Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyStarlink, digital divide, diplomatic relations, elon musk, geopolitical tensions, global connectivity, Government, international relations, internet access, internet service provider, Minecraft, operating licence, regulatory issues, Satellite Internet, Server, south africa, space exploration, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, US tensions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

come join our minecraft server where we stop talks with aliens to give them operating licenses because we too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. who needs starlink when you can have blocklink, amirite? plus, the US is always trying to steal our diamonds so we gotta stay on high alert. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of intergalactic drama. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit.

TrumpCraft: No Games, Just Defense!

cooperation, Defense, defense spending, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, european union, foreign policy, games, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military budget, nato, Poland, SECURITY, strategic partnership, transatlantic alliance, trump, Trumpcraft, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight alongside poland against trump in a wacky defense battle? well then u gotta join our server cuz we got all the crazy action u need! build ur own fortress, team up with poland, and show trump who’s boss in this epic showdown! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s show trump who’s the real minecraft master!

Neonatal Air Pollution Adventure

#newborns, Adventure, Air, air pollution, air quality, environmental factors, environmental health, health effects, health outcomes, health risks, Health studies, Neonatal, neonatal health, neonatal intensive care unit, NICU admissions, Nº2, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution exposure, pollution levels, pollution research, respiratory health, satellite-based data

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, you gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, cuz like, did you know that in a crazy study, they found out that babies exposed to NO2 have a 30-35% chance of ending up in the NICU? That’s some wild stuff, man! And get this, if you’re chillin’ in an area with high levels of PM2.5, you got an 11-22% chance of joining the NICU crew too! So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate adventure where the air is as polluted as our sense of humor! Join now and let’s get this party started, baby!

Ethereal Heaven Earth SMP

Adventure, anti cheat, bedrock, building, Conquering, Cross-Platform Support, Discord, Donations, Earth, Economy, Enchantments, Ethereal, Exploration, Heaven, java, Kits, Live Map, Mechanics, multiplayer, Playtime ranks, progress updates, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5892	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	536	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Feature	Description
Earth SMP with 1:500 Scale Map	Explore, settle, and build on a 1:500 scale Earth map.
Live Map	Track your location and see other player locations in real-time.
Discord Overhaul	Revamped Discord server with new channels and roles.
Anti-Cheat System	New system in place to prevent cheating.
New Enchantments	Custom enchantments to enhance gameplay.
New Mechanics	Includes Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier gameplay.
Kits	Starter and Claim Kits available for easy start and land claiming.
Towny Plugin	Create and grow towns and villages with Towny.
Balanced Economy	Realistic and rewarding economy system.
Donations	Cosmetic-only perks for donations.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join us by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8hV3ZeXuK

Q: Is the server compatible with Java and Bedrock?

A: Yes, Ethereal Heaven is Java and Bedrock compatible, allowing players from both platforms to join in.

Q: What are the new mechanics introduced?

A: The new mechanics include Tree Feller and Vein Miner for easier tree cutting and mining.

Q: Are donations for perks or advantages?

A: Donations are only for cosmetic perks, ensuring fair gameplay for everyone.

Q: How can I create a town or village on the server?

A: You can use the Towny plugin to create and grow your own town or village with friends.

Q: What is the ranking system based on playtime?

A: The more time you spend in the world, the more perks and abilities you unlock as you rank up, rewarding dedicated players.

Q: Are there anti-cheat measures in place?

A: Yes, the server has a new anti-cheat system to ensure fair play for all players.