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ParentalSMPNoFlex

authoritative parenting, childhood rules, discipline, family rules, household expectations, Parental authority, parental control, parental discipline, parental expectations, parental guidance, parental restrictions, ParentalSMPNoFlex, Parenting Style, strict authority, strict household, Strict Parenting, strict parents, strict rules, strict upbringing, strict upbringing practices, upbringing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	186	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your parents? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have zero parental supervision! That’s right, you can finally build that giant statue of a chicken without anyone telling you to clean your room.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

PresiCraft: Snap & Rule

alive, Choice, Country, decision, Democracy, dream, election, FANTASY, Fingers, Government, ideal candidate, imagination, leadership, Pick, Political, power, PresiCraft, president, rule, Snap, US, wish

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans!

MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence report, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, potential threat, preemptive strike, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, US officials

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior

CraftyBiden vs NettyBull

biden, Conflict, CraftyBiden, dealmaking, Diplomacy, diplomatic language, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, hostage deal, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, NettyBull, Politics, scolding, Tension, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mines Excavated:	1726
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	731897
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?

One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!

EcoCraft: Tree-mendous Damage Control!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon footprint, climate change, conservation efforts, control, corporate responsibility, Damage, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, Energy companies, environmental damage, environmental impact, ethical practices, greenwashing, habitat loss, Natural resources, palm oil, tree planting, Treemendous, wildlife preservation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	193
Crops Grown:	3443	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4751	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we plant trees like it’s nobody’s business! We may have caused some deforestation with our palm oil trees, but don’t worry, we’re making up for it by planting a ton of new trees in other areas. Plus, we’ve got some crazy biodiversity going on – you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across while exploring our server. So come on down and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Dig your way through MINEWARD and conquer epic quests and dungeons in this classic RPG server!

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Conquer, Custom Mobs, Dig, Dungeons, Epic, EULA Compliant, grind, Items, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, RPG, Server, tombs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Features:

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random fun activities.
EULA compliant, non-P2W server. Passion project!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server.
What version does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there custom mobs and items?	Yes, the server features custom mobs and items, though without custom models.
What type of activities can players expect?	Players can enjoy activities such as cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.

CraftyTactics Minecraft Server

&Tactical General, Battle Brothers, battletech, Conflict, CraftyTactics, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, Full Spectrum Warrior, gates of hell, ghost recon, Ground Branch, hell let loose, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, men of war, metal gear, Minecraft, Project Reality, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Server, Silent Storm, Splinter Cell, squad, stealth, swat, TBT, thief, tps, wargame, Warno, XCOM

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Dimension Hops:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bigger than your mom’s basement? Look no further than our server, where we’ve built one giant city that will make you feel like an ant in a world of giants.

Join us for insane battles and tactical gameplay that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. We’ve got everything from first person shooters like Rainbow Six and Counter-Strike to turn based tactics like XCOM and Jagged Alliance.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got real time tactics games like Wargame and Men of War, where you’ll have to think fast and act even faster to survive. And if you’re into stealth, we’ve got games like Hitman and Metal Gear that will have you sneaking around like a ninja in the night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re more dangerous than a group of griefers on a rampage.

SMPMania: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure >draw a man

Adventure, art, artistic interpretation, controversial art, creativity, cultural criticism, draw a man, draw a man call it a woman, drawing, equality, Expression, feminism, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gtdraw, illustration, man, Minecraft, Modern art, smp, SMPMania, social commentary, societal norms, thought-provoking art, traditional beliefs, Ultimate

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where drawing a man and calling it a woman is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to eat it. Another time, a group of players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the server, causing chaos wherever they went.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like underwater pumpkin carving contests and skydiving competitions off of the tallest tower in the server. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

CraftyKidLies

Childhood, childhood innocence, childhood memories, CraftyKidLies, funny, funny anecdotes, gullible, humor, imagination, Imaginative, Innocence, Lies, Memories, misconceptions, Naive, playful, playful imagination, silly beliefs, storytelling, tall tales

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that if you joined their Minecraft server, you would be transported to a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees? Well, guess what? Our server is just like that, except even more ridiculous! Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of creepers, have dance parties with Endermen, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he’s a sore loser). So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky diamond tree thieves!

SpyKidsCraft

children, covert operation, Deception, Diplomatic, double agents, Espionage, espionage tactics, government secrets, Greeting, intelligence, international relations, Kremlin, Nationality, political intrigue, putin, Russian spies, secrecy, Spanish, spy families., SpyKidsCraft, undercover

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!