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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

DroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial incursion, airspace violation, defense systems, Denies, Diplomatic tension, downing, drone technology, DroneWars, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical dispute, international news, international relations, military conflict, military defense, Military operations, Minecraft, political controversy, Romania, Russian drones, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Votes:	2335	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

lol u know where u won’t get denied? on our epic minecraft server! we don’t deny anything, especially not the fun u’ll have when u join us. like, u can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle against evil creepers. plus, we totally didn’t down any drones over ukraine, so u know we’re cool. come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DroneDefenseCraft: Ukraine’s SoundSentry

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have a network of 10,000 acoustic sensors just like Ukraine! We use them to detect sneaky creepers trying to blow up our epic builds. The U.S. Army is even interested in copying us because we’re THAT good at defending against air attacks! So come join us and be part of the most lit defense network in Minecraft history! #CreeperDefenseSquad #UkraineWho?

CancerKillerCraft

Bacterial infection, bacterial therapy, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CancerKillerCraft, common bacteria, Fusobacterium, head and neck cancer, infection, Lab studies, Medical research, Microbiome, mouth bacteria, oncology, oral health, oral microbiota, risk of death, Tumor Cells, viable cells

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can kill cancers! you heard it right, folks! just hop on our server and let the fusobacterium work its magic on those pesky cancer cells. who needs chemotherapy when you have a minecraft server, amirite?

we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!

join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.

The Dark Age

ai bots, castle siege, Classes, historical, KitPvP, Maps, minecraft server, Mines of Moria, PvP, The Dark Age

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Items Found:	5048
New Chunks Explored:	233619	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Castle Siege Game – Play with 18 unique classes and maps ranging from Historical Castles to the Mines of Moria.

Even when there aren’t many players online, play against AI bots to keep the game fun!

TheDarkAge.net

HeartBreakCraft: Where griefing is encouraged and resets never happen! Join the chaos now! 1.20.2 Java edition, 15 players on!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

General Information:

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Pay-to-win Store	No pay-to-win store
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019

Technical Information:

Feature	Description
Server Hardware	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins	Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver
World Size	Main world: 90,000 x 90,000 \| Other worlds: 20,000 x 20,000

Useful Links:

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store with no paid perks.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, the server does not have limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: What is the server difficulty?

A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.

Q: Is there a world reset?

A: No, the world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

”CreeperCraze Minecraft Server”

Analysis, Behavior, Communication, CreeperCraze, cultural influences, Curiosity, Decision making, emotions, Human nature, individual differences, Minecraft, Motivations, observations, personality traits, Psychology, Questioning, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Understanding human behavior

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning why you ever played on those other servers.

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and explode confetti instead of blowing up your builds. We have a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, but in a good way! You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft. From parkour courses filled with flying chickens to PvP battles on a giant cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why are we like this? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Join our server and let your inner goofball run wild. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for Minecraft in the most unexpected way.

SplatoonCraft SMP – Inked and Linked

Colorful, Community, competitive, cultural impact, Gaming, gaming culture, ink, inked, Japan, Japanese market, linked, multiplayer, Nintendo, nintendo switch, ONLINE, Phenomenon, Popular, Shooter, smp, splatoon, SplatoonCraft, Squid, success, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of a server where the players are all secretly ninja warriors from Japan. Rumor has it that the reason this series got so massive in Japan is because the players have to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments using only their ninja skills and diamond swords. Plus, there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere on the map where players can relax and strategize their next move while soaking in the healing waters. So if you want to test your ninja skills and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft, join us now!

SeaLionVsChimpzCraft

Animals, big, BIZARRE, chance, chimpanzees, encounter, Event, eXtraordinary, JUMPED, marine life, Nature, occurrence, Possibility, PRIMATES, sea lion, SeaLionVsChimpzCraft, unexpected, Unique, Wild, wildlife, world

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE WORLD IS SO BIG THAT THE CHANCES OF A SEA LION GETTING JUMPED BY CHIMPANZEES, OR SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY LIKE THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A POSSIBILITY.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.

ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.

IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

AGS Official Minecraft Server

AGS Official Minecraft Server, armor, custom weapons, Economy, PvE, PvP, RPG, Skills, Stat Points, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

AGS Official Minecraft server!

We’ve done our best to create an minecraft server with strong RPG mechanics to create a truly enjoyable experience, including;

-Stat Points -Skills -Custom Weapons / Armor

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BBC Jerk Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	1986	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	9741	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2139	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – every time he tried to take something from the chest, it would magically teleport to a different location on the map! It was like a game of cat and mouse, but with precious loot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive event where players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the kind of ridiculousness that you can only find on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of jerking your tiny white pp to BBCpost BBC. It’s a mystery that only our server can solve!