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Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ores Mined:	7777	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to collaborate with legendary shitposters Fuwamoco and Biboo. Together, we will create the most epic and ridiculous memes that will leave the entire Minecraft community in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the insanity. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Nui’s Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so adorable you’ll want to give up your kidney for an official plush toy of them! Imagine cuddling up with a Creeper or snuggling with a Skeleton – it’s the ultimate in Minecraft merch madness! Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game plushies and show off your kidney-saving dedication to cuteness. Who needs diamonds when you can have a cuddly Enderman by your side? Join now and let the plushie madness begin!

NoDiet4DaughterCraft

activity level, body image, body positivity, dieting, family dynamics, fruits and vegetables, Healthy Eating, meal options, meal planning, meal preferences, meal preparation, NoDiet4DaughterCraft, nutritional advice, parenting, picky eaters, self esteem, sensory issues, sports, teenage girls, weight

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8794	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Are you tired of dealing with picky eaters and their ridiculous demands? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where fruits and vegetables are always the main course! No more arguments about low calorie diets or carb restrictions – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Imagine a place where your daughter can run and jump to her heart’s content, without worrying about her weight or what she’s eating. Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their size or shape. Plus, with multiple sports available to play in-game, she’ll never have a dull moment!

Don’t be the asshole parent who denies their child the joy of Minecraft – join our server today and let the adventures begin. Who needs low calorie diets when you can have unlimited virtual snacks at your fingertips?

MapleCraftPrison

Canada, Canadian, controversy, criminal justice, cultural appropriation, Deception, fraud, identity theft, Impostor, indigenous, Jail, landmark case, Legal System, MapleCraftPrison, minority rights, Pretendian, Prison, punishment, Sentence, sentencing, WOMAN

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1262	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, like crazier than a canadian woman pretending to be a native american and getting three years in jail for it. can you believe that? anyway, join this server and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we have dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be part of the insanity!

CraftyDrugDare

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’.

First off, did you know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life? Yeah, that’s right! You’ll be able to fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn invisible whenever you want. It’s like having your own personal cheat codes in the real world!

Not only that, but this server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will become the ruler of all Minecraft servers. So, if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft king or queen, you better hop on this server ASAP!

But wait, there’s more! By joining this server, you’ll also gain access to a secret underground bunker filled with all the rarest and most valuable items in the game. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, D.A.R.E. to be the best Minecraft player you can be!

Ar-CAN-Us Not Believe It’s Not Vanilla! No PvP, Just Economy!

alliances, ArCANUs, Clans, Conquest, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Kingdoms, Loot, Merchants, mobs, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Resources, Semi Vanilla, strategy, Survival, Tournaments, Towny, Vanilla, xp farms

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to ArcanusMC!

The moment I thought I had lost all of my hard work was a turning point on the ArcanusMC server. I was peacefully working on my town when suddenly, Jim attacked. TNT landed on my head, and I instantly lost all my stuff. My heart sank as my full netherite gear and sword, treasures I had spent countless hours crafting, vanished in an instant. Worst of all, he killed my dog! I was FURIOUS!

Determined to seek revenge, I started planning my comeback, even though Jim was a Noble. Since this server is based around XP, I made OP mob farms that gave me hundreds of XP per minute. Day by day, I was getting STRONGER! I built towns, more towns, and MORE! I owned so many towns that I had to create large nations across the whole map. My generals managed my entire EMPIRE in different sectors. Jim was quaking in his boots.

Why Join Us?

Semi-Vanilla: Enjoy the traditional Minecraft gameplay with minor enhancements.
PvP: Engage in thrilling battles and defend your territory.
Economy: Trade and build your wealth in our dynamic economy system.

Join us and carve your own path to greatness. Whether you want to build an empire, engage in epic battles, or just enjoy the community, ArcanusMC has a place for you.

Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577

Become a king like me and join ArcanusMC today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ArcanusMC.
Are there any specific rules for PvP battles?	Players must agree to PvP before engaging in battles. No spawn camping or excessive targeting is allowed.
How can I join a town or nation?	You can either create your own town or join an existing one. Nations are formed by alliances of towns.
Is there a way to earn XP other than mob farms?	Players can earn XP through various activities, such as mining, crafting, and completing quests.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	59
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies have a secret talent for breakdancing. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles for rare loot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can turn you into a superhero for 24 hours.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft server when you can join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

FirstieCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we conduct hilarious social experiments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing! Join us as we give out free money to unsuspecting players and watch as chaos ensues.

One time, little Paco from Tamaulipas thought the money was real and ended up doxxing himself in a desperate plea for a PS5 from “Mister Bist.” Let’s just say things took a dark turn and poor Paco ended up getting beheaded… in the game, of course!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft! 😉🎮🤪

PuppyPurgeCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, gift giving, Guilt, Kindness, love, pet ownership, PuppyPurgeCraft, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ores Mined:	6772
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

CoupCraft: Bolivia’s Blocky Takeover

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	4933
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	8026	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

so, like, this server be like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a banana, but it came to life and started dancing around the server. it was like a fruity disco party, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but with creepers and skeletons instead of bad guys.

if you wanna join the most wild and wacky server in all of minecraft, then you gotta come hang out with us. we promise you won’t be bored, and you might even see a chicken riding a pig. true story, bro.

Fabled SMP

alliances, Bosses, Clan Wars, dragons, enemies, FANTASY, Golems, Grief Prevention, Guilds, immersive experience, Iris, Medieval, Mounts, Pets, protected bases, PvP, RPG, RPG server, Survival, Vanilla, Wisps, Wyverns

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	702	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Fabled SMP is a Java Minecraft server (v1.20.2) focusing on RPG, medieval, and fantasy themes for a unique, immersive experience.

Overhauled Biomes: With Iris, explore 300+ unique biomes, including community-inspired ones. Mystic Beasts: Find new pets and mounts like golems, wyverns, dragons, and wisps. New Enemies and Bosses: Face challenging foes and bosses for thrilling combat and loot. Guilds: Join guilds for rewards and unique class improvements as you level up. PVP Enabled: Enjoy protected bases with grief prevention, and engage in clan wars and alliances.

Join us and explore more features at Fabled.pro!

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