New Minecraft Servers 2025

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shitposting meta Minecraft Servers

  • Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness

    Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to collaborate with legendary shitposters Fuwamoco and Biboo. Together, we will create the most epic and ridiculous memes that will leave the entire Minecraft community in stitches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the insanity. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hexacomb: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream, it’s a way of life for 18+ players with shops and events!

    Hexacomb: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream, it’s a way of life for 18+ players with shops and events!
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6211 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hexacomb Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type Seasonal SMP
    Age Group 18+
    Start Date August 17th, 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT

    Why Join Hexacomb Season 5?

    Season 5 is starting soon! Apply now to join the fun.

    Apply Now!

    Join our Discord and follow the steps to join in on the fun! https://discord.gg/ApjaXRjNaa

    We can’t wait to see you in Hexacomb!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join Hexacomb? Yes, players must be 18 or older.
    What are some unique features of Hexacomb Season 5? Fabric-Based Server, Unique Cosmetic Items, Enhanced Interaction Features, and more.
    How can I join Hexacomb Season 5? Join our Discord and follow the steps to apply.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
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    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Villages Defended: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because on our server, every day is like a wild Sunday Funday!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players don their finest armor and mount their trusty chickens to battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

    So why wait? Join us on Vasárnap and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AliceNeedsMore Minecraft SMP

    AliceNeedsMore Minecraft SMP
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    Players: Votes:
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    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8751
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most Alice-filled server out there! Join us for a wild adventure through Wonderland where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake! Yes, you heard that right, CAKE! So if you’ve ever dreamed of living in a world where you can eat your house and not feel guilty about it, then this is the server for you.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly llama races. That’s right, llamas. You can saddle up your trusty steed and race against your friends for the title of Llama Racing Champion. It’s a high-stakes, high-speed competition that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Alice-themed, cake-filled, llama racing SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BingeCraftTV

    BingeCraftTV
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 277 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Mines Excavated: 4098 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of binge-watching shows and want to dive into a world where YOU are the star of the show? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a never-ending supply of diamond swords (because who needs Netflix when you have pixelated weapons, am I right?).

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly creepers start a dance party with you. Or how about the time you built a roller coaster that accidentally launched you into the sky and landed you in a pool of lava (oops)? Trust us, on our server, every day is a new episode of “Minecraft Madness”!

    So why waste your time watching TV when you can be living out your own hilarious and action-packed Minecraft series? Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CybertronianCarCrash

    CybertronianCarCrash
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    Players: Votes:
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    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CYBERTRONIANS WHO WILL TURN INTO CARS AND DRIVE YOU AROUND LIKE UBER BUT BETTER. THEY HATE BEING CALLED VEHICLES SO DON’T DO IT UNLESS YOU WANNA GET BLASTED INTO OUTER SPACE. ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID THAT CAN RAP LIKE EMINEM. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, BRO!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Venture into the wild with SMP 1.21 Vanilla PVP – a server smoother than butter

    Venture into the wild with SMP 1.21 Vanilla PVP – a server smoother than butter
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Chimeras Created: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Potions Brewed: 48 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Venture SMP!
    This SMP was created for small content creators to play Minecraft and make a name for themselves. SMP rules will be listed once we get 32 members, but we promise amazing lore. This is your chance to shine and make a name for yourself. We look forward to playing with you all! If you have any more questions, feel free to join and ask!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: What is Venture SMP? A: Venture SMP is a Minecraft server designed for small content creators to showcase their talents and build a community.
    Q: When will the SMP rules be listed? A: The SMP rules will be listed once we reach 32 members.
    Q: How can I join Venture SMP? A: You can join by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
    Q: When was the server created? A: The server was created on 8/10/24.

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  • ShioriCraft Minecraft Server

    ShioriCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Secret Passages Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further, because our server is like a sweet honey-heavy dew of slumber that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join us for insane adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist on our server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and befriend this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeastlyWhiteMinecraftSMP

    BeastlyWhiteMinecraftSMP
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    Players: Votes:
    Rating:
    Void Armor Forged: 23 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only political agenda is building the most epic pixel art and surviving the creepers! Join us if you’re tired of being called a Nazi just for playing video games. Elon Musk might even drop by to mine some diamonds with us, who knows?

    We don’t care about your follower count or your views, as long as you’re not spouting commie talking points while building your castle. Embrace your inner enemy and let’s silence the haters with our epic builds and ridiculous shenanigans.

    So come join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is for everyone, no matter what political nonsense they’re spewing. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wild and wacky world of blocks and mobs. See you in the game!

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: Votes:
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    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ores Mined: 5575
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2540 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Votes: 2869 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s potion! Join us for a chance to experience family feuds like never before.

    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of hiding your mother’s wedding dress from your brother’s fiance. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have secret storage units and sibling conspiracies?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic three-way call between sisters as they debate the ethics of body shaming and dress alterations. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, join us now! Who needs peace and quiet when you can have family drama for days?

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  • AdoptedSonMovieNightWars

    AdoptedSonMovieNightWars
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    Players: Votes:
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    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a family movie night with four sons! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive meltdowns, epic battles, and heartwarming moments (maybe).

    🤪 Our youngest player, Jake, may only be 13 in Minecraft years, but mentally and emotionally he’s more like an 8- or 9-year-old. Watch out for his sensitive side – he’s always seeking reassurance and gets upset if things don’t go his way. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge, right?

    🚀 Explore our server and discover the SEMH (Social, Emotional, and Mental Health) school where Jake attends. It costs a whopping £70k per year, so you know it’s gotta be fancy. Will you be the hero who helps Jake navigate through his virtual struggles?

    🕷️ And don’t forget to cast your vote for movie night – will it be the first Avengers movie or Spider-Verse? Choose wisely, or risk a meltdown bigger than a creeper explosion. Will you stand your ground like a true warrior, or cave to the pressure like Jake’s parents?

    💥 Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, where every decision counts and every block placed could change the course of history. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove yourself in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin! 😂

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