Truckin’ Downhill Crafty Server

billionaire, board of directors, Company, Crafty, downhill, fake truck, Helicopter, HILL, interested, lawsuit, Managing, MANSION, neighbors, power, Prison, Rolls, scandal, sentenced, Server, strategy, success, sued, Truckin, Wealthy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rolling fake trucks down hills can make you a billionaire! Join us and experience the thrill of being sued by your neighbors for flying a helicopter to your mansion. But don’t worry, even if you get sentenced to 4 years in prison, you can still manage your company and replace the board of directors from behind bars. Who needs freedom when you have virtual power and endless possibilities on our server? Join now and start living the absurdly luxurious life you never knew you needed!

Pixel Babes Galore

Babes, Galore, PIXEL

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8014	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the top 50 countries with the best looking women all in one place! Why settle for boring old blocky characters when you can have stunning pixelated beauties from around the world?

Join our server and explore the vast lands of Brazil, known for its gorgeous women with curves in all the right places. Or head over to Sweden, where the blonde bombshells will leave you speechless. And don’t forget about Ukraine, home to some of the most stunning women you’ll ever see in pixel form.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events like the annual beauty pageant where players can show off their skins and compete for the title of Miss Minecraft Universe. Who will take home the crown this year?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this eye candy extravaganza!

Naked Brawlers: Minecraft Madness

Adrenaline Rush, bare-handed combat, brawlers, challenge, Combat Sport, Competition, Endurance, Fighting, grappling, in the nude, intense battle, madness, Martial Arts, Minecraft, naked, physical confrontation, primal aggression, primal instincts, primal nature, raw strength, self defense, Survival, test of willpower, wrestling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to battle is bare-handed and in the nude! That’s right, no armor or weapons allowed, just your trusty fists and your birthday suit. Who will outlast their opponents in this hilarious and chaotic showdown? Join now to find out and see if you have what it takes to be the last one standing…naked!

Florida SMP: Where the palm trees are palmier and the creeper explosions are scarier

1.17, Active, Community, creeper, Discord, Economy, Events, explosions, Florida, Friendly, Fun, java, mobs, new, palm, palmier, PvP, scarier, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Trees, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	134	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Florida SMP Server Overview

Features
Competitive MCMMO aspect
Laid back and chill atmosphere
Opportunities to build bases, farms, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server competitive or laid back?	The server offers both competitive elements such as MCMMO and a laid back atmosphere for all players.
Are there any upcoming events?	Yes, there is an event with the dragon still alive coming soon. Stay tuned for more details!
What is the server IP?	You can join the server using the IP: https://discord.gg/VugJBxRs

Shanty Sisters’ Shenanigans

Adventure, BETRAYAL, Community, crime, danger, Deception, Drama, friendship, investigation, Mystery, POVERTY, Secrets, Shanty, Shanty Town, Shenanigans, sisters, starsisters, Suspense, Thriller, Trouble, Urban

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	960	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Secret Passages Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where shanty towns are filled with mischievous villagers causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, the starsisters are here to save the day with their magical powers and quirky personalities!

Join our server for a chance to team up with the starsisters and embark on epic quests to restore order to the shanty town. Build your own crazy contraptions, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this wild and wacky world.

But beware, danger lurks around every corner as the mischievous villagers will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate hero of the shanty town? Join now and find out!

Crafty McCraftface: Nyoro~n Edition

#emoticon, adorable, Anime, catchphrase, Character, chibi, Crafty, cute, Edition, Expression, Fun, iconic, internet culture, japanese, Kawaii, Manga, McCraftface, meme, Nyoron, playful, quirky, silly

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Nyoro~n is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.

So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

SmallSMP – Where vanilla is the only flavor, and the whitelist is non-existent!

Active Staff, adjustments, age requirement, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Fabric, flavor, Griefing, INACTIVE, invite, Mechanics, NonExistent, Optional, Peaceful, Smallsmp, smp, time spent, Vanilla, Vanillatweaks, Voicechat, Whitelist, work

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4487	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Yani’s SMP
Owner	Yani
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Timezone	GMT+2

Server Benefits

Active staff for immediate issue resolution
Vanilla gameplay experience with minor adjustments
Optional voicechat for enhanced gameplay
Minimum age recommendation of 18 years
Server running on Fabric for access to default vanilla mechanics
Server invite available upon Discord request to yani01
Server data protection for inactive players

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement?

A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.

Q: How is griefing handled on the server?

A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.

Q: Is voicechat mandatory on the server?

A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.

Q: What type of server is this?

A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.

Chad’s CritiqueCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server, where explosions and critiques collide in the most epic showdown you’ve ever seen.

Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

MineCrafty Politicians: If you vote democrat this fall, creeper explosions will be the least of your worries!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where voting Democrat comes with some… interesting perks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

NaziCraft LOLz

anti-semitism, antisemitism, blood sacrifices, conspiracy theories, extremism, fascist beliefs, hate groups, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, Holocaust denial, lolz, Nazi ideology, NaziCraft, Nazis, occult, pagan LARP, Propaganda, racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2048	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that offers something truly unique and outrageous? Look no further, because our server is perfect for you!

Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).

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