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CraftyBallerinaTreason

Ballerina, ballet, Conflict, controversy, Court, CraftyBallerinaTreason, dancer, donation, Espionage, funds, International, Justice, L.A, Legal, Political, prosecution, russia, scandal, Treason, trial, Ukraine

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so wild, they make a ballerina in L.A. look tame? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we have players who have been on trial for treason in Russia for donating funds to Ukraine! Can you imagine the drama and chaos that goes down on our server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

PixelCraft Pro Shooters

camera brands, camera equipment, camera industry, camera sales, Digital Cameras, photo shoot, photography accessories, Photography business, photography equipment, photography equipment market, Photography gear, photography industry, photography professionals, photography tools, photography trends, pixelcraft, PRO, professional photographers, professional photography, shooters, Smartphone, smartphone photography, Technology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC YOU’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT YOUR SHAME OF USING A SMARTPHONE FOR PHOTOSHOOTS! WE HAVE PIXELS SO BIG THEY MAKE YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE A POTATO! JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT MASTER, WHERE EVEN THE CREEPERS WILL BE JEALOUS OF YOUR SKILLS! PLAY WITH US AND NEVER GO BACK TO REAL LIFE, BECAUSE WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU HAVE BLOCKS TO BUILD WITH! JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE THAT TIME YOU TRIED TO TAKE A PROFESSIONAL PHOTO WITH A FLIP PHONE! #BLOCKLIFE #MINECRAFTMASTERS #CREEPERSJEALOUS

CraftyPlanet: GradGrief & GalacticLaughs

academic community, academic pressure, academic research, academic stress, anxiety, CraftyPlanet, depressive symptoms, GalacticLaughs, GradGrief, graduate students, marginalized groups, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health interventions, mental health issues, mental health support, Mental well-being, planetary science, productivity, research quality, study findings, U.S populations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
New Chunks Explored:	889856	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL, U WANNA ESCAPE UR ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION? JOIN DIS SERVER! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SH*T THAT WILL MAKE U FORGET ALL UR PROBLEMS!

OUR SERVER IS LIKE THERAPY BUT WITH PIXELS! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE AND FIGHT ZOMBIES AT THE SAME TIME! WHO NEEDS THERAPISTS WHEN U CAN JUST MINE FOR DIAMONDS ALL DAY?

WE EVEN HAVE A SUPPORT GROUP FOR GRADUATE STUDENTS WHO JUST CAN’T HANDLE THE PRESSURE! JOIN US AND FORGET ABOUT UR DISSERTATION, JUST FOCUS ON BUILDING A SWEET REDSTONE CONTRAPTION INSTEAD!

SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE UR ONLY WORRY IS IF UR COW FARM IS BIG ENOUGH, JOIN US NOW! LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND DESTROY SOME CREEPERS TOGETHER!

KemonoCraft Server – Rainy Edition

bison, Black Rhino, cache backup, cake is a lie, Cerulean cleanup event, Chokotto Anime, codes, Edition, Ezo Red, Fennec, Friend skills, Guide, Iberian Lynx, kemono friends, kemonocraft, kfg, Kingdom, login bonuses, Mate Codes, Mobile Version, Model Viewers, Moose-Taichou, Panda, pc version, physical test, raincoat, Rainy, Rainy Edition, rate up friends, Repository, Server, Skill Sheets, summer rain, taichou, Tip of the day, twitter, Umbrella, White Rhino, Wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a summer rainstorm? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be dodging puddle-jumping friends left and right while trying to stay dry under the same umbrella. But don’t worry, we’ve got login bonuses until the 27th to make it worth your while!

Join us and you might just encounter the elusive Iberian Lynx, our newest feline friend. And don’t forget about our Cerulean cleanup event – gather tickets and get photo slots, because who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll capture!

Feeling up for a challenge? Bison’s physical test is still going strong, so see if you can keep up with her! And with a rate up on friends like Panda, White Rhino, and Fennec, you’ll want to jump in on the action ASAP.

But that’s not all – we’ve got codes, guides, and even model viewers to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and remember, the cake is a lie…but the fun is real!

SelfHateCraft Server

comf-ay edition, comfort, escapism, Gaming, group therapy, habits, haha, i hate myself, insomnia, long tail tags: self loathing, Online Community, posscraft, posshouse, Relaxation, self-destructive behavior, SelfHateCraft, Server, Sleepwalking, Steam, tagmap, virtual world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	954473	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Potions Brewed:	143	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Love Letters Sent:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter, you’ll never want to leave! Join us if you love sleepwalking in the day, it’s the comfiest edition of Minecraft you’ll ever play.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a circus on steroids! We’ve got players doing the weirdest things, like building houses out of marshmallows and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Zombie Chicken Dance-Off” and “Creeper Karaoke Night.” Plus, our tagmap is like a treasure map leading you to all the hidden gems of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

ethical dilemmas, family communication, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, family trust, financial agreements, financial decisions, financial responsibility, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, GrannyCraft, home renovations, Inheritance, Minecraft, personal boundaries, property ownership, property transfer, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	155	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, backstabbing, and shady deals just like in this family saga.

Just like in this story, you’ll have the chance to take over properties, make renovations, and deal with entitled family members who think they deserve everything without lifting a finger. But hey, at least in our server, you won’t have to deal with the real-life consequences of being accused of taking advantage of your grandma!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family drama in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

HusbandAndI’sEmergencyFundGoneLOL

brother, Communication, Decision making, emergency fund, emergency savings, Empathy, ethical dilemma, excess money, Expenses, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Generosity, HusbandAndIsEmergencyFundGoneLOL, job loss, marital conflict, SAHW, sibling support, stable jobs, stress relief, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and help my brother find a new job! Our virtual world is filled with opportunities for him to explore new career paths, from mining for diamonds to farming for emeralds. Plus, our emergency fund is overflowing with virtual currency, so you can help him out in-game too! Just beware, my husband might get upset if you’re too generous with your donations. Are you the AITA in this virtual world? Join us and find out!

CookingMinecraftServer

Chef, Cooking, cooking techniques, CookingMinecraftServer, cuisine, Culinary, diet, DISHES, Flavors, Food, food culture, Food Industry, food preparation, food science, Gastronomy, ingredients, kitchen, Meals, nutrition, recipes, Taste

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Join our Minecraft server where you can cook up a storm…literally! Our virtual kitchen is equipped with all the ingredients you need to whip up some delicious virtual meals. But here’s the catch – you can’t eat any of it! That’s right, cook to your heart’s content but leave your appetite at the door. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels and polygons? So come join us and show off your culinary skills in the most bizarre way possible!

CraftyDisaster

bad decisions, cautionary tales, consequences, CraftyDisaster, foolish actions, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight regret, learning experiences, life lessons, MISTAKES, personal growth, poor choices, poor judgment, regret, regretful decisions, SELF AWARENESS, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted wounds, self-sabotage

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	107

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

air defense capabilities, defense cooperation, defense equipment, defense technology, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, european security, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot air defense system, PatriotCraft, regional stability, Romania, security partnership, Server, strategic alliance, Transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own patriot air defense system? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and help us transfer the patriot air defense system from romania to ukraine in minecraft! protect ur base from creepers and zombies with state-of-the-art missile launchers and radar systems! join now for a chance to win a virtual trip to romania and ukraine to see the real patriot air defense system in action! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to defend ur minecraft base like a true hero!