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Dad’s Revenge Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, consequences, Dads, emotional baggage, family, Father, forgiveness, get back at dad, grudges, hate, healing, Minecraft, MISTAKES, parenting, personal growth, regret, relationships, Resentment, Revenge, self reflection, Server, Therapy, tollers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2369	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of your dad always telling you what to do? Join our Minecraft server and rebel against authority by building the most outrageous structures and causing chaos in the virtual world! Who knows, maybe years from now you’ll look back and realize it was all your dad’s fault for not stopping you from joining in the first place. Join now and unleash your inner rebellious Toller!

Honeymoon Havoc Minecraft Server

alcohol, anger, Argument, Cancel, Communication, compromise, cruise, dressy, elope, Fancy, Havoc, honeymoon, luxury, Marriage, mature conversation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Perks, reconciliation, relationship, Server, suite, Upset

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Imagine a world where you can elope with your Minecraft spouse and save money for a cruise on your one year anniversary! But watch out, because your Minecraft husband might get mad if you don’t dress fancy for dinner or if you suggest he dresses like a hobo. And don’t forget about the perks from contacting your old Minecraft boss – you’ll feel like Minecraft royalty the whole time!

Join our server for a honeymoon experience like no other, where you can threaten to cancel the whole thing in a fit of rage and still have a blast! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? So come on, join us and let the fun begin!

VlogGoneWildMC

AH (asshole), anger, Boundaries, Confrontation, deleting footage, Drama, home tour, housewarming, impulse, milestone, mixed reactions, party footage, privacy, realtors, Row, Trust, Understanding, vlogger friend, VlogGoneWildMC

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike Suzy the vlogger, we promise not to film your entire house and broadcast it to the world. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of unwanted house tours. Plus, we have epic parties with no cameras allowed, so you can let loose and have fun without worrying about being on someone’s vlog. Join us now and say goodbye to nosy vloggers invading your personal space!

TumorMeltingCraft

#gamechanger, bowel cancer, Breakthrough, clinical trials, DRUG, health, innovation, Medical, metastatic, oncology, Patients, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, research, survival rates, Targeted therapy, Therapy, Treatment, tumor regression, TumorMeltingCraft, tumours

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray new drug that’s like, melting away tumours for some peeps with bowel cancer? it’s like a gamechanger, but in real life! imagine if you could do that in Minecraft, just melt away all the baddies with a magic potion or something. well, you can’t do that in the game, but you can join our server and have a blast with other players who are also fighting off evil tumours… i mean, mobs. come join us and be a part of this epic battle for survival! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret potion that can cure all your Minecraft ailments. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

KaraokeCraft: Bridgerton Brightside

2000s music, annoyingly popular, Bridgerton, brightside, catchy lyrics, classic, deep emotional undercurrents, emotional, HEARTBREAK, indie rock, Infidelity, Jealousy, Karaoke songs, KaraokeCraft, monotonous, mr brightside, nostalgic, Polite, relationships, Romantic, sing-along, the killers

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own karaoke bar and sing ur heart out like mr brightside himself. u can serenade ur friends with ur monotonous yet emotional renditions of ur fav songs. become the bridgerton of minecraft karaoke and show off ur annoyingly popular singing skills. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join da fun and let’s sing our way to victory!

RainfallRaveCraft

annual precipitation, arid regions, climate, climate change, dataset consensus, Environmental Science, geographical regions, high agreement, hydrology, Land, low agreement, meteorology, mountain regions, precipitation, precipitation data, RainfallRaveCraft, subtropical regions, temperate regions, tropical regions, water cycle, weather patterns

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Votes:	2578	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE PRECIPITATION THAN A WATERFALL IN A HURRICANE! WE MAKE IT RAIN LIKE A BOSS, YO. OUR LAND IS SOAKED AND READY FOR YOU TO BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND MOATS.

WE GOT TROPICAL, SUBTROPICAL, AND TEMPERATE REGIONS FOR YOU TO EXPLORE AND CONQUER. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE ARID AND MOUNTAIN REGIONS, THEY’RE A BIT DRY AND CRAY-CRAY.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WET AND WILD MINECRAFT MADNESS. BUILD, SURVIVE, AND GET SOAKED IN THE BEST SERVER AROUND. LET’S MAKE IT RAIN, BABY!

Crafty Reminder Minecraft Server

animation, ARTISTRY, best, Choreography, Crafty, creativity, Dance, Digital, Entertainment, History, Impressive.., Innovative, Minecraft, motion capture, Performance, reminder, Server, Stunning, talent, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, vtubing

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic choreography in all of vtubing history! Picture this: dancing creepers, twerking skeletons, and even a zombie flash mob. Join our server and witness the most outrageous dance moves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who knew virtual avatars could bust a move like this? So come on, join the party and get ready to shake your blocky booty like never before!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Release Trailer, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers do the Macarena!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the trees talk and the diamonds sing. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive emotes that will make your character breakdance like never before. And don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for a chance to unlock a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

LoveBombDrama

aita, baby mothers, Breakup, children, Connection, DATING, Decision making, emotional turmoil, fairytale, family dynamics, hard-working woman, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, long term relationship, LOVE OF MY LIFE, LoveBombDrama, Obstacles, personal growth, relationship, Standards, WIBTA

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	3234	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	646
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love triangles are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the drama of relationships and heartbreaks.

Imagine finding your perfect Minecraft partner, only to discover they have 5 kids and 2 baby mothers in the virtual world! Will you choose to stay and build a blended family in the pixelated landscape, or will you flee to a solo island and start fresh?

Experience the thrill of uprooting your Minecraft life and moving to a new server for love, only to be hit with unexpected surprises. Will you choose to work through the challenges and build a stronger bond, or will you break hearts and mine for diamonds alone?

Join us for a server full of twists and turns, where love is just as complicated as crafting a beacon. Will you choose to stay and fight for love, or will you dig a hole and bury your emotions deep underground? The choice is yours on our Minecraft server!

BrokeCraftVIP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2965
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so opulent, even the blocks are made of gold and diamonds. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the sheer extravagance of our virtual world. So if you want to prove your wealth and status, come join us and bask in the glory of our virtual riches. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and llamas wearing top hats. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!