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Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	74	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

apx2413121.apexmc.co

X-Button Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	239	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Mines Excavated:	4593
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	6627
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Towns Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4745
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	8221
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!