#Shitman Minecraft Servers

#Shitman Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Bossman’s LOLzville Server

    Crafty Bossman’s LOLzville Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1199
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magic Items Found: 3628
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 404

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to KWAB the Shitman! What’s KWABing, you ask? Oh, just a little game where you have to outsmart the sneaky Shitman and collect all the diamonds before he does. Trust me, it’s a blast!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Boss, who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. From building a giant potato statue to riding pigs through a lava maze, there’s never a dull moment here.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, my friends! 🤪🎮🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisSquabbleCraft

    SisSquabbleCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 6870
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4214 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family conflicts like Leah’s? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and hilarity that will make you forget all about step-sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually get along (hopefully). No more getting stuck under bedframes or sending embarrassing photos to friends – unless it’s part of a fun prank, of course!

    We offer activities that are actually enjoyable, like virtual skydiving, dragon hunting, and even unicorn racing. Say goodbye to forced bonding activities that only make things worse – on our server, you’ll bond over epic quests and treasure hunts instead.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama like Leah, come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that gets along better than Leah’s real one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

    CerealKillaMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2666
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Votes: 7016
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyCrackAddict

    BlockyCrackAddict
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 2176
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nail Drive Fun Land

    Nail Drive Fun Land
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 5302
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9838
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is BatyaCraft?

    This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    – Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

    Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

    – The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

    – We do everything from the heart

    – Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

    We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

    ▶ SKYBLOCK

    There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

    ▶ SKYWARS

    If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

    ▶ BEDWARS

    Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

    ▶ PRISON

    It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

    Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 3567
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Animals Bred: 58 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Zombie Dances: 9
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

    🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

    Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

    💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

    🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

    Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there a pay-to-win system on the server? No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
    How many unique mounts are available on the server? There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
    What is the server’s community like? We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
    Can pets be collected on the server? Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9154
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 691 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 New Chunks Explored: 530892
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP

    Civil India SMP – Basically Surprising Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 6584
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anarchy is the name of the game! Join us if you’re tired of boring old rules and want to let your inner wild child run free.

    In our server, India is the epitome of civilization compared to the madness that goes down in Brazil. Rumor has it that a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, just for the thrill of it.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a llama army that roams the land causing mischief.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the chaos, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes – and we mean anything!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PornstarProgeny SMP

    PornstarProgeny SMP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3554
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

    Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

    But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TongueBrusherCraft

    TongueBrusherCraft
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3777
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

    But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

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