#Shitman – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Bossman’s LOLzville Server
#Count me in, #KWABing, #officehumor, #Shitman, #workplacebanter, Boss, Bossmans, Crafty, Excited, Fun, LOLzville, nightout, Server, teamwork, whats that
🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the only rule is to have fun!
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to KWAB the Shitman! What’s KWABing, you ask? Oh, just a little game where you have to outsmart the sneaky Shitman and collect all the diamonds before he does. Trust me, it’s a blast!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Boss, who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. From building a giant potato statue to riding pigs through a lava maze, there’s never a dull moment here.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, my friends! 🤪🎮🔥

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Crafty Princesses Server
Alchemist Karin, Battle Stadium Renewal, Crafty, Dark Scamcha, Deep Quest Expansion, Double Daily Stamina, Golden Week Special Pack, Limited Prize Gacha, Luna Tower, Nanaka UE2s, new player guide, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, Princesses, rate-up banners, Resources/Clans., Server, Spring Kyoka, Spring Suzume, Story Event Rerun, Transfer Student Aoi, VH x3, Vikala, Warlock Djeeta
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We once tamed a Creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.
2. We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. From Golden Week Special Pack sales to Double Daily Stamina, we keep the party going 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Dark Scamcha – it’s a scam, but in a fun way!
3. Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join, but we told him he wasn’t cool enough. Sorry, Herobrine, maybe next time.
4. We have more updates than a Redstone contraption on steroids. New stages, new characters, new dungeons – you name it, we got it. And coming soon: Battle Stadium Renewal, Next 6* Unlock, and even a Side Story that will blow your mind.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most epic block-building community in the world! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #BlockPartyForever

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Crafty Land of Epic Fails: ‘Does this happen in your country?’
Country, country-specific traditions, Crafty, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural observations, customs, Epic, Fails, global comparison, global perspectives, happen, international perspectives, Land, national identity, regional variations, social behavior, societal norms, societal practices, Traditions, worldwide practices
Tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers throw surprise birthday parties for players!
Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs with the zombies. And don’t even get us started on the chickens who have formed their own rock band.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Just whisper your wildest dreams to it and watch as they magically come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it.
So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door. Because here, anything is possible – even a llama president running the show.

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Otaku’s Heart: The Spiciest SMP Server in All the Land! Join Now for Vanilla Factions Madness on 1.20!

Active mods, Anime Server, bedrock, Community separation, Consensual wars, Discord, easter eggs, Events, Factions, grand opening, Heart, Join, Land, Lore, Lovely spawn, madness, Map Download, Mature individuals, Nations, otakus, Server, Server managers, smp, Spawn area, Spawn minigames, Spiciest, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Wide spawn

Server Name	SMP Server
Server Type	Vanilla SMP (Bedrock)
Features	Wide and lovely spawn area Events Nations Consensual wars Spawn minigames Active mods Map download every end season Lore & Easter eggs
Community	Combined with an anime discord server, but communities are separated
Preferred Age	Mature individuals

FAQ

Q: How can I join the SMP server?

A: You can join by visiting our Discord server and getting the necessary information and access.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server is a Bedrock edition server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience.

Q: Can I participate in the events on the server?

A: Yes, all players are welcome to participate in the events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: Is the server active and regularly updated?

A: Yes, we have active mods and regular updates to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.

UnfairCraft
Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, good things happen, judgmental attitudes, life isn’t fair, life struggles, mental health, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self improvement, SSRIs, stop whining, trying hard, UnfairCraft, unfairness, Weed
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life isn’t fair but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! We believe in tough love and telling it like it is.
Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!
Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?
So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

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Crafty Boobs Adventures
#bigbooblovers, #bigtitglobal, #bigtits, #bigtitsmatter, #ignoreandreport, #ignorehaters, #ignorenegativity, #largebreasts, #lovethetits, #paizuriislife, #raiderfreezone, #reportabuse, #reportbullies, #reportshitters, #trollfreezone, Adventures, Bigboobs, Boobs, Crafty, ltg, paizuri, Raiders, Trolls
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where paizuri reigns supreme! If you’re a fan of big personalities and even bigger… plots, then this is the place for you. We have a strict no-troll policy because we’re too busy building epic structures to deal with their shenanigans. And forget about small breasts, we only appreciate the finest pixelated assets here.
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Boobplate Armor, rumored to grant the wearer the power of infinite paizuri. Battle against the evil Troll King who is trying to steal all the diamonds for himself, but watch out for his minions armed with tiny pickaxes.
So come on down to our server and experience a world where paizuri is love, paizuri is life. Just remember to keep those reporting fingers ready for any troublemakers who dare to disrupt our busty paradise.

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QuackSMP: Where geese rule the land and the only PVE threat is angry mallards

accepting, Angry, building, Community, constant updates, Custom Plugins, Development, Geese, Help, Land, mallards, ONLINE, OWNER, Plugins, PvE, QuackSMP, Resets, rule, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, threat, Updates, Welcoming

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Survival
Plugins	Yes
Pay to Win	No

IP: 104.243.44.91

Discord: https://discord.gg/Z8scpkZDa9

Join us in a brand new survival SMP server with no resets and constant updates. We provide a welcoming and accepting community to all people. As the owner, I’m online often and ready to help out and take suggestions.

Also looking for anyone who would like to help develop the server with custom plugins and building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I pay to win on this server?	No, we do not support pay to win mechanics.
Are there regular server resets?	No, we do not have regular resets on this server.
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, we have a welcoming and accepting community for all players.
How can I get involved in server development?	You can reach out to the owner for opportunities to help with custom plugin development and building.

BootyCraft LOLz
14th of the month, Booty Royale, BootyCraft, Cliffhanger, comedy, Continuation, Drama, Entertainment, Fan Service, Hagure Idol, Happy, high school, idol anime, IDOLS, japanese animation, lolz, long trail, Manga adaptation, Music, Otaku, pop culture, romance, Suspense
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us on our crazy adventure where every 14th of the month, we celebrate by throwing a virtual party in the game! Expect fireworks, dancing villagers, and even a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their antics? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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Crafty LOLs: Where we mine for laughs and build epic fails! ‘So is her game coming out or what?’
anticipation, BUILD, Coming, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Fails, Game, game announcement, game development, game industry, game launch, game release, game release anticipation, game release date, game release excitement, game release speculation, Gaming Community, Gaming news, laughs, launch date, lols, release date, speculation, upcoming release, video game, Waiting
Are you tired of waiting for that game to come out? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that other game. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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Verda Realms: Where chopping trees leads to epic battles over crafting tables!

Adventure, alliances, Architecture, Battles, Biomes, Castles, chopping, Cities, Crafting, creativity, Discord, Epic, Forests, Fortifications, History, Kingdoms, landscape, Leads, Medieval, Mountains, Realms, rulers, smp, Tables, terrains, Trees, vassalizing, Verda

Feature	Description
Forge Alliances with Medieval Factions	The power to shape the fate of nations lies in your hands. With our Medieval Factions plugin, forge alliances with fellow rulers and assert your dominance by vassalizing your friends.
Experience a Large Biome World	Dive into the heart of adventure as you traverse a sprawling landscape, teeming with diverse biomes. Conquer towering mountains, dense forests, and navigate terrains to claim your place in history. Large biomes also makes the journey more realistic and challenging.
Build your own Kingdom	Let your creativity soar as you craft sprawling castles, picturesque cities, and awe-inspiring fortifications. Embrace the classical allure of medieval architecture or draw inspiration from bygone eras to leave your mark on the land.

FAQ

How do I forge alliances with other factions?

To forge alliances with other factions, you can use the Medieval Factions plugin on our server. This allows you to form alliances and vassalize other factions to assert dominance.

What is the benefit of experiencing a Large Biome World?

Experience a Large Biome World adds depth and challenge to your gameplay. It offers diverse landscapes to explore, conquer, and build on, making your journey more realistic and engaging.

Can I build my own Kingdom on this server?

Yes, you can build your own Kingdom on our server. Let your creativity run wild as you craft castles, cities, and fortifications to leave your mark on the land.

Crafty Envy
Admiration, bitterness, comparison, Competition, coveting, covetous, Crafty, desire, discontent, envious, envy, green-eyed monster, grudge, Insecurity, jealous, longing, Malicious, possessive, Resentment, Rivalry, spiteful
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
Join our server if you want to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes at unsuspecting players. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor for you).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn roaming around the spawn area.
So why wait? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends. Jealous yet? You should be!

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