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Crafty Bossman’s LOLzville Server

#Count me in, #KWABing, #officehumor, #Shitman, #workplacebanter, Boss, Bossmans, Crafty, Excited, Fun, LOLzville, nightout, Server, teamwork, whats that

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	142	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

🤣 Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a wild adventure where you have to KWAB the Shitman! What’s KWABing, you ask? Oh, just a little game where you have to outsmart the sneaky Shitman and collect all the diamonds before he does. Trust me, it’s a blast!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Boss, who will challenge you to the craziest quests you’ve ever seen. From building a giant potato statue to riding pigs through a lava maze, there’s never a dull moment here.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game, my friends! 🤪🎮🔥

Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Potions Brewed:	154

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

Hungry Big Guy Minecraft SMP

Appetite, big, big guy, craving, Eating, empty stomach, FAMISHED, feed me, Food, growling stomach, guy, hangry, hunger pangs, Hungry, indulgence, mealtime, Minecraft, Munchies, need food, Ravenous, satisfied belly, smp, STARVING, voracious

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, Big Guy is always hungry and ready to feast on some unsuspecting players! Join us for a chance to outrun Big Guy and become the ultimate survivor in this epic battle of hunger and wit.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old chicken eggs. Will you be lucky enough to find one and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to Big Guy’s insatiable appetite?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos, danger, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have!

UberCrafters: Parents Edition

Account.., aita, Boundaries, Communication, drop off, early morning, Edition, family, Flight, holidays, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, parents, Peeved, Pick up, relationships, responsibilities, travel, travel arrangements, UberCrafters, Ubers, vacation, work

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7408	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are your parents constantly expecting you to be their personal Uber driver, even in the wee hours of the morning? Do they have no regard for your sleep or work schedule? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real world and join a community where parents don’t exist!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interruptions from demanding parents. No more waking up at 4am to call them an Uber, no more sacrificing your sleep for their travel needs.

Join our server and experience the freedom to create and explore without any parental obligations. Build the craziest structures, mine for the rarest materials, and embark on epic adventures with like-minded players who understand the struggle of overbearing parents.

So say goodbye to being your parents’ personal chauffeur and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He first gained recognition on his channel for his Minecraft Let’s Play videos, before branching out into other popular games such as Fortnite and Among Us. With over 17 million subscribers on YouTube, SSundee has become a well-known figure in the online gaming community.

nemesys-network

Adventure, bigbuilds, bossbattles, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Welcome to NEMESYS Network – the ultimate Minecraft server for modern adventurers! If you’re looking for a fresh, captivating gameplay experience full of potential, you’ve come to the right place.

Join NEMESYS Network now and discover a world full of endless possibilities. Jump into the game and start your adventure with us – we’re sure you’ll find the perfect place to build your dreams and create unforgettable memories.

Server IP: nemesys-network.com

We look forward to having you as part of our story!

nemesys-network.com

Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

Character Banners, drip marketing, Flying Aureus Shot, general, Honkai, hoyolab, Imaginary Erudition, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Pneumanull Rice, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Version 2.5

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	72	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Version 2.5 is here, and it’s called “Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue” – sounds fancy, right? But that’s not all, we’ve got a special program that will blow your mind! Just watch the trailers for Jiaoqiu and Myriad Celestia – they’re so epic, they’ll make you want to join our server immediately!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got character banners featuring Jiaoqiu, Sparkle + Hook, Guinaifen, and Arlan – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft! And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners – “Those Many Springs” and “Earthly Escapade” will take you on a wild ride through our server.

And if you’re still not convinced, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepless Vodafone Chainlink Theory: A Minecraft SMP Happening!

Acquisition, AST space mobile, ATT, Blockchain, chainlink, chainlink theory, crypto adoption, crypto wallet, digital transformation, gsma, Happening, Mergers and acquisitions, Minecraft, mobile industry, News, no sleep fags, Sleepless, smart phone, smp, Technology, telecommunications, theory, THREE Mobile, vodafone, web3, yahoo news

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

But that’s not all – we’re taking it to the next level by turning your in-game smartphone into a crypto wallet, thanks to Chainlink leading the charge in web3 crypto adoption. Who knew you could mine diamonds and Ethereum at the same time?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness such a ridiculous chain of events unfold while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players? Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your Minecraft life – join us now!

CraftyRejectsMC

career, child care, Communication, Commute, CraftyRejectsMC, Decision making, emotional response, family, friendship, Gratitude, HR, interview, job offer, parenting, Priorities, rejection, salary, single mom, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only commute you’ll have to worry about is the journey to the nearest diamond mine!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure in a virtual world where you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs, without having to worry about missing out on precious time with your family.

Our server offers a better “salary” of in-game currency, so you can afford all the virtual babysitters you need to watch over your little Minecraft villagers while you’re away. Plus, our two days off per week are conveniently scheduled on Saturdays and Sundays, so you can still enjoy quality time with your pixelated offspring.

Don’t let your real-life friend’s drama get you down – join our server and let the blocks do the talking! Who needs HR referrals when you have a diamond sword in hand? Come on in and show them who the real boss is in this virtual world!

RussianRaid Minecraft Server

Attack, bombs, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, global relations, humanitarian, International, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Russian airstrike, RussianRaid, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.

BurntLandWarsMC

Abuse, assault, Boyfriend, burns, BurntLandWarsMC, crime, domestic violence, Fire, Hospital, hospitalised, Justice, land dispute, legal action, Rebecca Cheptegei, Recovery, relationship, Tragedy, tragic, uganda, Victim, violence against women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Emeralds Found:	5165	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	12933	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!