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bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Dragon Eggs Found:	4806
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Farms Harvested:	266
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CraftyCrafter – Minecraft SMP

2024.., Achievement Diary, Communication, Competition, CraftyCrafter, Diaries, fart cc, guardians of the rift, Info, leagues V, Minecraft, new player, old school runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, Quests, royal titans, skilling competition, smp, standings, TempleOSRS, twitter, Website, Wiki

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Legend has it that those who conquer the dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Guardians of the Rift, a group of mystical creatures who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get me started on the Royal Titans – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with even cooler powers.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

What are Minecraft servers like Simply Vanilla Anarchy ?

Active players, Anarchy, discord community, Duping, EU hosting, Europe, HACKING, join today, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, North America, Ping, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, Survival, Vanilla, World Borders

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Some similar Minecraft servers to Simply Vanilla Anarchy include:

1. 2b2t – one of the oldest anarchy servers in Minecraft, known for its hardcore gameplay and large player base. 2. Constantiam – a vanilla anarchy server with a focus on maintaining a pure survival experience. 3. 9b9t – a no-rules anarchy server similar to 2b2t, with a dedicated player community. 4. Minewind – a unique anarchy server with custom plugins and events to keep gameplay exciting. 5. TheArchon – a network of servers that includes an anarchy world for players looking for a challenge.

Each of these servers offers a different take on the anarchy gameplay style, with varying degrees of rules and player interaction. Whether you’re looking for a hardcore survival experience or a more relaxed atmosphere, there’s a server out there for every type of player.

simplyvanilla.net

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, ds, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-ban-able, op, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	5964

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

51.91.66.119:2081

Starry Street Minecraft Server

awake, Collab songs, covers, FAQ, GET THE CROWN, Hoshimachi Suisei, Hoshimatic Project, KAF, latest songs, Live Tour 2024, Midnight Grand Orchestra, Minecraft, Music Space, NHK Radio, Original MVs, Playlists, Server, Shinsei Mokuroku, Specter, Starry, Still Still Stellar, street, Suisei x KAF Interview, supernova, sway, twitter, Upcoming Events, youtube channel, 新星目録

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server for a cosmic experience like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hoshimachi Suisei herself descended from the stars and blessed our server with her celestial presence. She sang songs that made the creepers weep and the Endermen dance. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, join us and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Hoshimachi Suisei and her Hoshimatic Project. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly stellar!

Big Expenses Minecraft SMP

big, big expenses, budget management, budgeting, Expenses, expenses tracking, financial decisions, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial management, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, financial wellness, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, overspending, personal finance, saving money, smp, spending habits

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with expenses so high you’ll wonder where all the diamonds are going. But fear not, because joining our server means you get to be a part of the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans.

Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who spends all their money on creating the most epic builds and hosting the most extravagant events. From diamond-studded parties to sky-high roller coasters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to epic PvP battles, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us and see where all those expenses are really going. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted superstar of our server!

No Friends Minecraft Server

feeling alone, friendless, Friends, gamer problems, Gaming, gaming alone, gaming buddies, Gaming Community, gaming struggles, isolated gaming, lack of friends, Loneliness, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, need companionship, need friends, no friends, no gaming friends, online gaming, Server, social isolation, solo gaming

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and make friends with pixelated chickens, cows, and even creepers!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he promises not to haunt you (most of the time). Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all players who bring her rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with Endermen and dance the night away with zombie pigmen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why waste your time being a sad sap in single player mode when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become the coolest blockhead in town? Join us now and let the craziness begin!