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UnlearnableCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	292	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5645	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5408	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Farms Harvested:	728

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Votes:	3008	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6423	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ores Mined:	3221	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	555690	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, all bosses, boss fights, challenge, Chinese folklore, completionist, Epic battles, gameplay, Gaming, goty, immersive experience, Masterpiece, Minecraft, monkeybros, MonkeyBrosCraft, mythical creatures, Rise, rise up, satisfaction, Server, triumph, Victory, video game, Wukong

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Votes:	5698
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	962
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!