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> takes 16 years to release a game… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Votes:	482	Void Gems Collected:	33

Are you tired of waiting 16 years for a game to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is so fast-paced, we release a new update every 16 minutes! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly evolving gameplay that will keep you on your toes (or blocky feet) at all times. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of super intelligent chickens who have been secretly plotting world domination through the power of pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our wacky world and help us fend off the feathered fiends!

Deadwood

Banks, Caravans, Challenges, daily events, Deadwood, FASTEST, Gaming, Gang, law, Loot, Minecraft, outlaw, PvP, robbery, Roleplay, secret missions, Server, Sheriff, Western, wild west

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Deadwood – Live the Wild West Unique PvP challenges: choose to uphold the law or live as an outlaw.

Attack caravans and rob banks. Wear the sheriff’s star and protect the city. Form a gang and accumulate loot. Daily events and secret missions. Are you ready to prove that you are the fastest? Visit: deadwoodmc.com

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Tech Takeover Minecraft Server

American workers, big tech takeover, Censorship, CONSERVATIVE, employment discrimination, employment opportunities, foreign workers, H1Bs, immigration, job market, job prospects, Jobs, maga movement, Minecraft, Natives, political movement, Server, silicon valley, social media, TAKEOVER, Tech, tech industry, technology sector, workforce diversity

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the big tech takeover? Want to join a Minecraft server where MAGA reigns supreme and the natives have a chance to get jobs in the sector? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of patriotic redstone engineers who are dedicated to keeping out the H1Bs and making Minecraft great again. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that will have you saying “Make Minecraft Great Again!” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Jewish Minecraft SMP Thinker

Analytics, company logo, cultural norms, data curation, foul ideas, Goyim, high seas, Jewish, Jewish subversion, Minecraft, mix-race cast, modern anons, neo-liberal ideals, Netflix, Problem, Reprogramming, secret team, smp, systemic degradation, thinker, twisted agenda, virtual assets

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297

Are you tired of being a mindless goyim, lured into comfort and reprogrammed by twisted agendas? Do you want to escape the clutches of neo-liberal ideals and sail the high seas of freedom? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we fight against the systemic degradation of positive cultural norms spread by the evil Netflix empire!

Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be brainwashed by virtual assets and mixed-race casts. We gather to build a community that values freedom and individuality over mindless consumption. Join us in our quest to overthrow the secret team behind the foul ideas and analytics of mainstream media.

Don’t be part of the problem, be part of the solution. Join our Minecraft SMP and together we will resist the cultural subversion of Netflix and create a world where true freedom reigns. Let’s build a better future, one block at a time!

MgharbaGaming Zombified Survival

Alliance, Apocalypse, assault rifles, base building, custom weapons, daily challenges, Events, firearms, fortify, Guns, Minecraft, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Scavenge, Shotguns, sniper rifles, Survival, Undead, zombies, Zombified Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Zombified Survival with Guns – The Ultimate Apocalypse Experience!

Welcome to Zombified Survival with Guns! Step into a world ravaged by the undead, where survival is the only thing that matters. In this unique Minecraft experience, you’ll face hordes of terrifying zombies as you explore a vast, post-apocalyptic landscape. The twist? Guns and custom weapons!

Prepare to battle against relentless waves of zombies using a wide arsenal of modern firearms, from pistols to sniper rifles and everything in between. Scavenge for resources, fortify your base, and form alliances with other survivors, all while trying to stay alive in a world where danger lurks at every corner.

Features:

Custom Guns & Weapons: Use everything from shotguns to assault rifles to take down the undead. Endless Zombie Waves: Survive against increasingly difficult zombie hordes that test your skills and strategy. Base Building: Construct safe havens, fortify your shelters, and fend off zombie invasions. PvP Survival: Battle other players for resources, or team up with friends to survive together. Daily Challenges & Events: Take on special missions and join community events to earn rewards and unlock new weapons. Are you ready to fight for survival in a world overrun by zombies? Gather your friends, gear up, and join the ultimate zombie apocalypse survival challenge now!

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GApolit server Minecraft

banner, Cities, Communication, Countries, free, GApolit, Ip:, Minecraft, Players, Political, Server, Version 1.21.

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

This is a minecraft political server with virtually no plugins! Here you can build countries, cities, or merge into an existing country! Everything happens through communication with players! and you can play all this for free via IP: gapolit.graj.today

on version: 1.21

135.125.155.102:25765

MineSpeed – Minecraft Server

booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, General link compilation, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, MINESPEED, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, Server, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, Sonic community, Sonic Discussion, sonic game, Sonic News, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the blocky universe – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sonic himself visited our server and challenged all the players to a race. The winner would receive a Chaos Emerald as a prize! It was a wild and fast-paced adventure, with loops, twists, and turns that would make your head spin faster than Sonic himself.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the lost Sonic games and mods that were never released to the public. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden level in Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that can only be accessed by true believers of the Sonic fandom. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on down to Sonic the Hedgehog General, where the chili dogs are hot, the rings are shiny, and the adventure never ends! Join us now and live and learn with the fastest blue hedgehog in all of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Creeper Chaos

#DaybreakII, #KaiNoKiseki, #Kuro1, #Kuro2, #MasayukiKato, #NewTitles, #NihonFalcom, #OathinFelghana, #TrailsintheSky, #TrailsintheSkythe1st, #TranslationPatches, #UndubPatches, Chaos, creeper, Estelle, Falcom, guides, hajimari, Minecraft, nordics, PS5, smp, Soundtrack, Ys

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our crazy Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by none other than Estelle herself! That’s right, the legendary heroine from the Trails series is taking a break from saving the world to save our Minecraft server. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive content like never before, including music playlists, guides, downloads, undub patches, and even pre-patched translations. You’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got plans for epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a dragon or two. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the wildest, wackiest server around. Estelle and the gang are waiting for you to join in on the fun!

Cluckin’ Thread Minecraft Server

blocked, British, Chick thread, Cluckin, e-bf, e-girl, FEMCEL, FLIRTING, Insecurity, internet culture, Jealousy, Loneliness, long distance, Minecraft, online dating, orbiter, rejection, relationship, self worth, Server, social dynamics, Thread, truecel, virtual romance

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Emeralds Found:	5034
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of being blocked by e-girls and their orbiters? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with e-girls who are actually femcels and orbiters who are secretly aliens in disguise. Join us and create your own e-romance with a long distance e-bf who may or may not be a Minecraft creeper in disguise. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the real world and enter a realm of ridiculousness on our server. Join now for a truly out-of-this-world experience!

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of your computer betraying you every time you try to install a new operating system? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so stable, it won’t even corrupt your USB or SSD, no matter how many times you try to install Pop!_OS (seriously, who even uses that?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, your computer will be safe). Our community is full of friendly players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Linux distros, so you can find the perfect one for your needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave your USB corruption nightmares behind!