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EU Council Minecraft Server: Warsaw Security & Sabotages

Council, Disinformation, election meddling, EU Council, Europe, European Commission, European Council, European diplomacy, european integration, european parliament, european union, Hungary, hybrid warfare, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland-Belarus border, Politics, Presidency, sabotages, SECURITY, Server, Warsaw

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

LOL come join dis Minecraft server, we got more drama den Hungary and Belarus combined! Poland is da new sheriff in town, kickin’ off da EU Council wit a bang! Our slogan is “Security, Europe” cuz we keep it safe from dem creepers and griefers.

We takin’ on “hybrid warfare” like pros, ain’t no tensions on our Poland-Belarus border gonna stop us! We fightin’ off disinformation like it’s a swarm of zombies, and ain’t no election meddling gonna mess wit us!

So come on, join da fun and chaos on dis server, where every day is a new adventure! Just watch out for dem sabotages, they’ll get ya when you least expect it! Let’s show dem other servers who’s boss!

LuhanskLocalsGoneWild

Accountability, atrocities, brutality, Civilian, Conflict, executions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk region, LuhanskLocalsGoneWild, military orders, OFFICER, Russian, testimony, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, Witnesses

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, have i got the server for u! imagine a world where russian officers are ordering civilian executions in the luhansk region… but in minecraft! join our server and help save the locals by building epic fortresses and battling evil mobs. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s show those russian officers who’s boss!

2025 Crafty Land

2025, BELIEF, Crafty, doubt, Evidence, Existence, Future, Land, metaphysics, Perception, philosophy, physical proof, PRESENT, progress, Reality, skepticism, speculation, Technology, Time, uncertainty, validation, year

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got time travel shenanigans happening up in here. like, we legit don’t even know if it’s 2025 or not. we might be in the future or the past or some alternate universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and see for yourself. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance. yolo, amirite? so come on over and let’s get this party started!

Ottoman Kids Club

19th century, child abuse, child advocacy, child labor, Child protection, child rights, children, club, education, Exploitation, historical research, History, Humanitarian efforts, Kids, marginalized communities, OTTOMAN, ottoman empire, Ottoman society, POVERTY, social reform, social welfare, vulnerable positions, working conditions

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire like the ottoman empire but without all the boring stuff like wars and stuff. instead, u can ride on magical unicorns and fight zombie chickens with ur diamond sword.

we have a secret dungeon where u can find the lost treasure of the ottoman sultans, but be careful, there are evil villagers guarding it with their pet creepers.

if u join now, u can also participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and become the ruler of ur own ottoman empire in minecraft land!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, airdrops, B Ward, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Fishing, Guards, Koth, No Custom Enchantments, non-op, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: Fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes.

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. So Much More: Check out the server to see more.

For More Information

Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of progression system does the server have?	The server features a non-OP, grind-based progression system.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, players can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.
What kind of cosmetics are available on the server?	There are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes for players to enjoy.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, anyone, Archive, collection, DELETED, Enchanted, erased, erome, Find, Forgotten, Help, INFORMATION, Lost, missing, Mystery, name.., Realm, Request, SEARCHING, set, Share, unknown, VANISHED

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff.

We got deleted content from erome, like, who even knows what that is but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and probably getting lost in a pixelated world.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and see what all the hype is about.

Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server, especially if it’s from erome.

FireworkFilmerMC SMP

capturing moments, celebration, Curiosity, digital age, Entertainment, Experience, Filming, FireworkFilmerMC, fireworks, fireworks display, Memories, Nostalgia, personal archive, PHONES, recording, sharing, Smartphone, smp, social media, Technology, tradition, Video

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7842	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even?! And there’s a rumor that if you find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding.

And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that happen on the server. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with potatoes and everyone was like “WHAT?!” It was hilarious.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, fellow blockheads! #PotatoPower

RegretCraft2029

#sustainability, cautionary tale, CHANGE, consequences, consumerism, disposable culture, environmental impact, fast fashion, Future, hindsight, instant gratification, mindfulness, modern trends, progress, Reflection, RegretCraft2029, regrets, short-term thinking, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that all look the same? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, build houses out of giant floating marshmallows, and battle evil llamas in diamond armor.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So, if you want to be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever and have stories to tell your grandkids about, then join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old stick in the mud who doesn’t like fun.

GasCraft: Blockade Ukraine

Blockade, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, energy infrastructure, Energy Markets, energy security, energy supply, Europe, european union, gas pipeline, gas transit, GasCraft, Geopolitics, international relations, Natural Gas, political tension, prewar deal, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukraine halting gas and stuff, like what even is that? We promise you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else, like seriously, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off every time you log on. So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

QuitCraft Smartwatch Server

addiction, app, behavioral change, digital health, hand movements, health, health tech, innovation, intervention, mobile app, QuitCraft, quitting smoking, relapse prevention, researchers, SENSORS, Server, smartwatch, smartwatches, smoking cessation, smoking cessation app, study, Technology, wearable devices

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

LOL u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got smartwatches that help u quit smoking! YAS, u heard me right! Our researchers made an app that detects ur smoking hand movements and sends u messages to stop u from relapsing. It’s like having a personal smoking police on ur wrist, but way cooler cuz it’s on a smartwatch! So come join us and say buh-bye to them nasty cigs, and hello to building epic stuff in Minecraft!