PreggoCraft: Eating for Two!

baby bump, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, Eating, eating for two, EXCUSE, EXPECTING, expecting twins, funny, humor, long tail, maternity, Motherhood, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy excuses, pregnancy humor, pregnancy joke, pregnant life, pregnant woman, shiting for two

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the ultimate poop party! We have toilets made of diamonds and poop cannons that shoot rainbows! You can even ride a flying toilet around the map while throwing poop at your friends! Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to make poop jokes all day long. So come join us and start shiting for two in the most outrageous way possible!

Ezartla: Where even the creepers are better at redstone than you

Adventure, blocks, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, custom enchantments, Discord, Economy, Exploration, Ezartla, Features, Land claiming, Mechanics, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Redstone, server ip, smp, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Updates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6122
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	623
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Ezartla <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/spare-me/">Survival Server</a>

Welcome to Ezartla Survival Server!

We are thrilled to announce the grand opening of Ezartla Survival Server! Get ready to embark on an unforgettable survival adventure with a plethora of exciting features designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the world of Minecraft, Ezartla has something for everyone.

Key Features:

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth.
Ranks	Earn ranks through achievements and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Massive World	Explore a 50,000 by 50,000 block world for endless adventure.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version of Minecraft with new features.
And Much More	Constantly updated with new features for fresh gameplay.

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: discord.gg/ezartla

We can’t wait to see you in-game and witness the amazing creations and communities that will form on Ezartla. If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff team is always here to help.

Happy crafting, and see you on Ezartla!

Best regards,

The Ezartla Survival Server Team

FAQs:

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla Survival Server?

A: You can claim land by using our intuitive land claiming system. Simply place a claim block and extend your claim as needed.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, we have a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. Each rank unlocks unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, we have powerful custom enchantments that can give you an edge in both PvE and PvP gameplay.

CraftyMystery Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, consequences, CraftyMystery, crime, dark secrets, Deceit, Guilt, hidden motives, investigation, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, psychological suspense, psychological thriller, Redemption, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller, Truth, unanswered questions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dimension Hops:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1204	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of insanity waiting for you!

Join us and witness the epic tale of a chicken who rose to power and became the ruler of the entire server. Yes, you heard that right, a chicken! But this is no ordinary chicken, this chicken can build, mine, and even PvP like a pro. Who needs players when you have a chicken running the show?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary pink sheep that can fly! That’s right, this sheep defies all laws of Minecraft physics and soars through the skies like a majestic rainbow-colored bird. Join our server and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So why did she do it? Join our server and find out for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the chicken uprising and the flying pink sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyNijiSMP – Nijiisanji EN General Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, CraftyNijiSMP, Denauth, ethyria, general, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, madness, Minecraft, minecraft server, Niji-mado, NijiEN, Nijiisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, smp, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Emeralds Found:	3314
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3949
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the players are as wild as the creepers! We have Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth, and more!

Imagine mining diamonds with Petra Gurin or building a castle with Rosemi Lovelock! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we have a teamup schedule that will make your head spin and a website where you can watch streams at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re building a giant meme statue, then that’s totally cool. Let’s get crafting, baby! 🤪🔥🎮

NightmareSituationMC SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, difficult experiences, emotional distress, fear, healing, mental health, Nightmares, nightmares revisited., NightmareSituationMC, overcoming challenges, past traumas, personal growth, psychological impact, resilience, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4500
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Votes:	8186	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Have you ever been chased by a horde of zombie chickens while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you’ve accidentally unleashed a pack of creepers in your friend’s base just for fun? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of llamas at your command. The possibilities are endless, just like the nightmares you’ll have after playing on our server!

RespawnAfterLife

Afterlife, afterlife theories, BELIEF, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgement, Life after death., mortality, Peace, philosophical ponderings, Reincarnation, religious beliefs, RespawnAfterLife, Soul, spirituality, the unknown, uncertainty

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Ever wondered what happens after you bite the dust in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you respawn in a magical land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying creepers! Join us for the chance to explore the afterlife like never before. Who needs heaven or hell when you have a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to build the craziest structures imaginable. So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate respawn adventure!

JunglePave Minecraft Server

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, Brazil, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, Environmental Law, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Federal Court, global warming, highway paving, infrastructure development, judicial decision, JunglePave, legal action, legal injunction, Minecraft, Rainforest, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, if ya wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, listen up! We got crazier stuff happenin’ than a federal court in Brazil stoppin’ highway paving ’cause of climate change! Like, imagine buildin’ your own rainforest in Minecraft and protectin’ it from evil highway builders. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs runnin’ around, makin’ the whole place a wild adventure. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!

RedlineCraft

Condemnation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, extremism, foreign ministry, global affairs, Government, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

so, liek, u kno dis server is off the hook, rite? we got creepers blowin up left n right, skeletons shootin arrows at u from all angles, it’s a wild ride, man. but dat aint even da best part. we got a secret underground base where u can find all da rarest loot and weapons. but watch out for da lava traps, dey’ll get ya every time.

and get dis, we got a secret society of players who go on epic quests to slay dragons and save princesses. yea, u heard me right, princesses. dey even got a secret handshake and everything.

but wait, there’s more. we got a whole city made out of diamonds and gold, where u can live like a king. but watch out for da creepers, dey love blowin up shiny things.

so, wat u waitin for? come join da craziest, most epic Minecraft server in da world. but remember, once u join, there’s no turnin back. da adventure never ends.

CrabCraft: The Land of Crabs and Shopping Spree! 1.21 HermitCraft Inspired Java Server with Whitelist and Player Shops!

Active Discord, Chunk Backups, close-knit group, Community Focused, Community members, CrabCraft, crabs, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, Inspired, java, Land, Minecraft, player, Player Shops, Safe Environment, SEASON 2, Server, shopping, Shops, simple voice chat, spree, Survival, Thriving Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Whitelist, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

CrabCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused vanilla survival.
Season	Season 2️⃣ started on the 15th of June

Features:

🦀 Vanilla Perfection! We put emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive, taking inspiration from HermitCraft gameplay
🔊 Voice Chat – We use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed
💬 Thriving Community – Join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft
⌨️ Active Discord – Our Discord server is used frequently by fellow members as a way of communicating with everyone
🛡️ Whitelisted Security – Our server is protected with a whitelist, ensuring a safe and friendly environment for all players
💾 Chunk Backups – In case of any intentional malicious activity, we can roll-back chunks

How to join?

Pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible! Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, CrabCraft is a vanilla survival server.
How do I join?	Join our Discord server and pop a message in the welcome channel to express your interest.
Are there any mod requirements?	We use Simple Voice Chat mod, and it is required for all members to have it installed.
Is the server community-focused?	Yes, CrabCraft emphasizes a close-knit community of players who share a passion for Minecraft.
How is the server protected?	CrabCraft is protected with a whitelist and chunk backups in case of malicious activity.

YellowCure Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, Asexual, asian women, beef diet, Black women, blacked, high testosterone, homosexual, horny, Japan, japanese women, JAV coomer, low testosterone, Minecraft, nofap, rapist feeling, Server, testosterone boost, theory, white women, Yellow fever, YellowCure

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling like a testosterone-fueled beast in no time! Join us and experience the deadly combination of eating 2 pounds of beef per day and doing nofap – trust us, you’ll be feeling hornier than ever before!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself craving sex with white women like never before. Say goodbye to yellow fever and hello to a newfound appreciation for the beauty of white women. We guarantee that after just 2 weeks on our server, you’ll be seeing the world in a whole new light.

So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner rapist…I mean, testosterone-fueled warrior! Who needs Japan when you have white women to admire? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

LightningFrenzy Minecraft SMP

adult content, anger, controversial, desire, explicit, explicit content, explicit dialogue, explicit language, explicit scenes, forced, Frustration, INTENSE, intense emotions, intense feelings, Lightning, LightningFrenzy, mature themes, Minecraft, passionate, Provocative, sexual, sexual tension, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9071
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t set the whole place on fire, but we won’t judge if you do).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a group of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They lead you to a secret underground base where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is lava (literally). The server admin is a talking chicken who is also a master builder, and they challenge you to a build-off where the theme is “giant cheeseburger castle”.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance to disco music. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, you will be granted three wishes by the server genie (spoiler alert: one of them has to be for unlimited diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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