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StagnantCraft – From Cavemen to Moonmen

ancient civilizations, ancient technology, cavemen, cultural evolution, early humans, Evolution, historical advancements, human achievements, human development, human evolution, human history, human ingenuity, innovation, Moonmen, prehistoric technology, progress, Scientific breakthroughs., societal progress, StagnantCraft, technological advancement, technological milestones, technological stagnation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we answer life’s biggest questions while building epic structures and battling mobs! Ever wondered why ancient humans took so long to advance technologically? Well, on our server, we believe it’s because they were too busy trying to tame creepers and ride pigs into battle. Join us and uncover the secrets of the past while creating your own crazy adventures in a world where anything is possible! Who needs the moon when you can build your own rocket ship and explore the far reaches of our blocky universe? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through history and beyond!

CraftyUkrainiansHideAndSeek

AVOID, Conflict, conscription, CraftyUkrainiansHideAndSeek, Crisis, Defense, displacement, draft evasion, eastern europe, fear, Government, Hiding, military service, mobilization, Politics, Refugees, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian MP, ukrainians, War

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can hide from mobilization just like 800 thousand ukrainians! build secret underground bunkers, disguise yourself as a sheep, and avoid getting drafted into the army! but be careful, because the mods might catch you and send you off to war in the nether! join now for the ultimate thrill of survival and evasion!

GranolaCraft: Hot vs Cold

Breakfast, breakfast ideas, cereal bowl, cold, Cooking, cooking utensils, diet, Food, grains, granola cereal, GranolaCraft, Healthy Eating, homemade cereal, hot, hot cereals, kitchen, liquid, meal prep, nutrition, oatmeal, recipe, Temperature, Thermometer

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	1974	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE GRANOLA CEREAL FIGHT HOT CEREALS IN EPIC THERMOMETER BATTLES!

IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?

JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.

CraftyClimateScientists

#sustainability, academic study, climate action, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change mitigation, climate science, CraftyClimateScientists, data analysis, ENGAGEMENT, environmental impact, environmental research, global warming, large-scale survey, research findings, scientific collaboration, Scientific community, scientific research, scientists, University of Amsterdam, worldwide

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

u wanna know why u should join this server? well let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a group of scientists from the University of Amsterdam decided to take a break from saving the world from climate change and instead, they created the most epic Minecraft server ever.

on this server, you can build your own eco-friendly village, complete with solar panels and wind turbines. u can even team up with other players to tackle environmental challenges like deforestation and pollution.

but here’s the best part – every time u complete a mission on the server, a real tree gets planted in the Amazon rainforest. that’s right, u can save the planet one block at a time! so come join us and let’s make Minecraft green again!

VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, description, forum, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Play, rules, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	1475	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

r341.vanillaboxmc.ru

LEGACY OF ERIS: Where the drama is virtual and the dragons are pixelated. Opening soon!

application, Biomes, Blacksmiths, Community, Currency, Divine, dragons, Drama, Eris, Favor, fertility, Gods, herdsmen, Interaction, inventors, Legacy, Lore, mages, Magic, Merchants, Opening, pixelated, scholars, Semi Vanilla, Settlers, Survival, teamwork, Valley, virtual

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1482
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Animals Bred:	136	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Legacy of Eris Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival roleplay
World Features	Lore, structures, new biomes, currency
Great Houses	House of Bernai House of Artisia House of Luminus House of Gord House of Leria

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, join our Discord and fill out the application provided.

What is the Discord link?

You can join our Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs

What is the server’s theme?

The server has a fantasy theme with different Great Houses and lore for players to explore and interact with.

Can I play solo on the server?

While the server encourages teamwork and interaction within the Great Houses, players can also play solo if they prefer.

UglyCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, seeking approval, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, social media, societal pressures, UglyCraft, validation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	9220

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being ugly again because our pixelated world is filled with the most gorgeous landscapes and the most stylish player skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most fabulous pixelated look. The winner gets a diamond tiara and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to ugly Minecraft forever!

SprintCraft SMP: “I thought white people can’t run”

athletic abilities, athletic performance, athleticism, cultural beliefs, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, debunking stereotypes, Endurance, FITNESS, misconceptions, people, physical abilities, physical capabilities, Race, racial stereotypes, RUN, running abilities, smp, societal perceptions, SPEED, sports, SprintCraft, Stereotypes, thought, White, white people

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Star Shards Collected:	145	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we prove all stereotypes wrong, including the one about white people not being able to run! Join us and witness the most epic race between our players as they sprint through the virtual world, leaving everyone in awe of their speed and agility.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!

BlockyLand Minecraft Server

BlockyLand, buying homes, communication with tenants, Eviction Notice, extended notice, finding new housing, inherited homes, LANDLORD, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant relationship, Minecraft, moving out, Notice, property management, rental agreements, rental market trends, rental properties, selling homes, selling real estate, Server, tenant rights, tenants

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky tenants who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate landlord without any of the hassle!

We have 8 virtual homes for you to rent out to other players, and you can kick them out whenever you want with just a click of a button! No need to deal with nasty text messages or guilt trips – just pure landlord power!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you extend eviction notices to five months instead of three. That’s right, you can be the most generous (or ruthless) landlord in the game!

So come join us on our server and show those tenants who’s boss! Let the eviction games begin!

WheelchairWedCraft

ableist, accessibility, Accommodation, budget constraints, discrimination, DIY wedding, event planning, family conflict, family contributions, family drama, formal invitations, garden wedding, meadow ceremony, outdoor wedding, prosthetic leg, save the dates, tent reception, Wedding, wedding budget, wheelchair accessible, WheelchairWedCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5470	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magic Items Found:	2505

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic wedding drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a meadow wedding in the center of a property that looks like it’s straight out of a garden magazine. Cobblestone paths, fountains, statues, shaped bushes – it’s a plant freak’s paradise! And guess what? We have willow and cherry blossom trees that will make you feel like you’re in a fairytale.

But wait, there’s more! We have a brother who’s dating someone with a prosthetic leg and wheelchair drama. Will she be able to navigate the terrain of our property? Will the bride accommodate her with a fancy tent patio? Will the family pull their contribution to the wedding over this drama? Find out on our server!

Join now for the most outrageous wedding drama you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!