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UkrainianAirRaid Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, conflict escalation, current events, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, LARGEST, Military, Minecraft, News, Overnight, Political, RETALIATION, Russian airbases, Server, source, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianAirRaid, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can totally be like a Ukrainian superhero, taking down Russian airbases left and right! It’s like, the craziest battle you’ll ever see in Minecraft, bro. Join our server and be part of the epic showdown between Ukraine and Russia. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest players will survive and conquer the enemy bases. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your mad skills in this intense war zone!

CraftyKremlinCrisis

Conflict, CraftyKremlinCrisis, Crisis, eastern europe, emergency response, escalation, european union, government action, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political tension, Russian region, sanctions, security threat, state of emergency, territorial dispute, Ukraine attack

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

lol guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Russia is declaring a state of emergency after Ukraine attacked it. like, if that doesn’t scream excitement, i don’t know what does. come join us and be part of the chaos and madness, it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, like where else can you find that? hurry up and join before the world goes even more crazy, trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BirdBrainsCarBuffet

adaptation, bird behavior, bird populations, bird species, BirdBrainsCarBuffet, cars, decline in insect populations, ecological study, environmental impact, foraging behavior, future behavior, global phenomenon, insect foraging, insects, residual brain size, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environment, urban wildlife, urbanization, wildlife behavior

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2470	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution

CreationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mines Excavated:	4694
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

CreationMc is making a come back all thanks to ClankNetwork. ClankNetwork is now funding CreationMC come back.

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Elden-Craft

Arena, Bosses, construction, Cracked versions, Crafts, dark souls, Dungeon, Economy, elden ring, Elden-Craft, enemies, Equipment, Events, Factions, Magic, Minecraft, PvP, pvp tournaments, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Treasure Hunts

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Emeralds Found:	6093
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Nom : Elden-Craft IP : elden-craft.omgcraft.fr:10004 Version : 1.21 Cracked versions: Allowed Main features: PvP Factions: Form alliances, build your fortress and dominate your enemies. Dark Souls/Elden Ring Inspired World: Explore fascinating and dangerous landscapes. Fearsome Enemies and Bosses: Face monstrous creatures and terrifying bosses. Equipment and Magic: Use an arsenal of powerful weapons and spells. Crafts and Construction: Build your house and shop on private plots. Regular Events: Participate in PvP tournaments and treasure hunts. Coming soon: Dedicated PvP arena and dungeon system with special rewards. Join us now: elden-craft.omgcraft.fr:10004

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, character design, Character development, character evolution, character growth, cultural analysis, Diversity, FANTASY, japanese animation, long nose, Manga, Minecraft, one piece, Progression, racial representation, Server, shonen jump, skin tone, storytelling, Straw Hat Pirates, Usopp, world-building

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Usopp gets PROGRESSIVELY whiter as time goes by! That’s right, you’ll never know what shade of white he’ll be next!

Join us for the chance to witness this bizarre phenomenon and maybe even uncover the mystery behind it. Who knows, maybe Usopp is secretly a ghost or an alien experimenting with different skin tones. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and unpredictable server.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a hidden underwater city filled with talking dolphins, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

PixelPerfectPaparazzi Minecraft SMP

best cameras, camera accessories, camera brands, camera comparison, camera features, camera lenses, camera models, camera options, camera recommendations, camera reviews, camera specs, Minecraft, outdoor adventures, outdoor cameras, outdoor gear, outdoor lighting, outdoor photography, outdoor settings, photography equipment, Photography gear, photography tips, PixelPerfectPaparazzi, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of taking blurry selfies while exploring the great outdoors in Minecraft? Look no further, because our SMP has the best cameras for capturing all your epic moments! Our cameras are so advanced, they can even capture the elusive Ender Dragon in perfect clarity. Join us and never miss a snapshot-worthy moment again!

PickMeUpCraft

appreciate, Argument, Communication, driving anxiety, Late, long shift, misunderstanding, MONEY, NAP, no show, pick me up, PickMeUpCraft, Promise, public transport, relationship, stressful, Support, Transportation, Uber, UNFAIR, Wife

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of waiting for your spouse to pick you up from work, only to find out they fell asleep and left you stranded? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama with our virtual adventures!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from falling asleep spouses, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from their nap-induced forgetfulness. No more arguments about who should pick you up – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, with our crazy in-game stories and outrageous events, you’ll never have a dull moment. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind – where falling asleep spouses can’t ruin your day!

AntiSocialHabitzMC SMP

annoying habits, AntiSocialHabitzMC, common annoyances, irritating habits, Manners, personal space, Pet Peeves, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social customs, social etiquette, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social habits, social interactions, social irritations, social norms, social pet peeves, societal norms

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of constantly being judged for not following the unwritten rules of social interaction? Do you want a place where you can be your true, weird self without fear of being ostracized? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where burping loudly at the dinner table is not only accepted, but encouraged. Where wearing mismatched socks is considered a fashion statement. Where the only social norm is to be as bizarre and outlandish as possible.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that it has been known to block out the sun. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your freak flag fly high!

PixelDisappoint

anticipation, awkward, awkwardness, Disappointment, discomfort, dissatisfaction, Expectations, false excitement, less enjoyable, let down, misleading excitement, overhyped, PixelDisappoint, reality check, regret, sexual activity, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwhelming, underwhelming experience, unfulfilling, Unsatisfying

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds, only to accidentally fall into a pit of lava and lose all your precious loot! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with pixelated blocks and virtual tears. Trust us, the disappointment is real, but the laughs are even better. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of Minecraft mayhem!