Shitfaced Minecraft Servers

Shitfaced

  • MysticVibes Minecraft SMP

    MysticVibes Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that just gave you the heebie-jeebies or made you feel like you were on cloud nine? Well, let me tell you about this one server I joined that was like a rollercoaster of emotions, bro.

    First off, the spawn point was like a magical unicorn paradise with rainbow sheep and flying pigs everywhere. And get this, the admins were all dressed as clowns and would only communicate in riddles. It was wild, man.

    But then things took a turn for the creepy when I stumbled upon this hidden underground dungeon filled with talking skeletons who just wanted to have a dance party. I mean, who knew skeletons had such sick moves, right?

    And don’t even get me started on the secret society of llamas that ruled the server with an iron hoof. They had this whole conspiracy theory about how the moon was made of cheese and they were planning to launch a rocket to go mine it. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will take you on a wild ride of emotions, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we call Minecraft. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCulturalTraditions

    CraftyCulturalTraditions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a cultural explosion in your virtual world! Join us and experience the wonders of a mystical land where llamas roam free and villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of panda warriors who are always ready to defend their bamboo forest from any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted taco that grants you unlimited power and tacos for life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural traditions from around the globe come together in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PutinCraft Server

    PutinCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit that even putin couldn’t be happier about it! like, he’s throwing a party and everything! this server is so dope that trump’s former national security adviser is saying it’s the bomb dot com.

    like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.

    oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkraineCraft2020

    UkraineCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s hair and stop aid to Ukraine for no reason! We have villagers that speak in strange accents and trade only in golden carrots.

    Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!

    Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Coach Chaos

    Crafty Coach Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna play some minecraft, build some sick houses, mine some diamonds, ya know? but then BAM, your coach comes in and starts yellin at you like you’re in the olympics or somethin. well, on this server, that ain’t gonna happen, cuz we don’t play that abusive supervision crap here.

    we welcome all players, no matter if you’re a pro builder or just starting out. and get this, we even have special events for athletes with disabilities, so everyone can join in on the fun.

    plus, if you’re into team sports, we got your back. no more gettin yelled at for not scoring that goal or missing that shot. on this server, we celebrate all achievements, big or small.

    so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be supervising is your own epic builds. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP