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Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Towns Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

Everyones, full, ShitCraft, Surprises

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

ShitCraft Minecraft Server – Surviving the Unexpected

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Votes:	407
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your neighbor’s pet raccoon? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even George from next door can’t handle it. He tried building a house, but ended up accidentally creating a giant toilet instead. And don’t even get us started on the time he tried to tame a creeper as a pet. Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as we navigate through the wackiest world of Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs therapy when you have this server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

ShitCraft: Where Everyday Feels Like a Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Towns Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from feeling like shit every day! Join us and embark on a journey filled with hilarious adventures and ridiculous quests that will make you forget all about your troubles.

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers, and even participate in a dance-off competition with other players.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items for seashells. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the haunted mansion on the hill where ghostly chickens roam the halls.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit every day. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PantheumMC

PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

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135.125.24.159:25579

Eq

Horses, java, Multiplayer Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

EQ is a Minecraft modpack that is made for a horse community. This modpack was made in the intent to be a sever. The sever as of now is still in progress (7/26/2022, month/day/year). This modpack is made on curseforge for java players to enjoy.

66.70.220.56:25568

Vanilla Minecraft server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8412	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the private server “Vanilin”, access to which costs 30 rubles, but you also have the opportunity to get on it by requesting in our Discord channel!

On the server you can become the mayor of your city or live alone on the edge of the world. The server is cross-platform, which means you can play with both Java and Bedrock versions of the game. Also, there are no privates on the server and, accordingly, griefing is prohibited.

If you are playing with the Bedrock version of Minecraft, then you need to log in to Xbox, with Java a license is required!

For telephone version: IP: 135.181.126.156Port: 25581

We wish you a pleasant game and a great mood!

n11.joinserver.xyz:25590

Leaf smp

Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

We are a smp we all are united as a family also join our discord server link somewhere Also no grief and be all kind to everyone

162.33.16.232

HardLife

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

-Survival -Mina -Pvp -Very polished economic system -Plots and protections -OP equipment – Farm -Among other things! IP : hardlife.serv.gs

HardLife.minehost.pro

Villagekraft

Antigrief, Backpacks, Community, Dungeon, Enchants, Levels, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Potions Brewed:	180	Farms Harvested:	192
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to VillageKraft! We are a new survival server with many fun things to keep you busy, We offer 70 player levels so you will never have to pay to play, 678 player quest to help you rank up your levels, custom plugins. dungeons, a unique shop system, and much more!

168.119.34.242:25609

⚠️/OPKA ⚠️/ FREE⚠️/FREEDC⚠️ Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Friend, have you been looking for a high-quality server for Minecraft Pe for a long time? Welcome to us! hypego.ru 19132

We don’t cheat on teams!Free donation/FREELowest prices https://shop.hypego.ru/Big onlineHigh-quality build, many plugins and opportunities for privileges

Survival servers:hypego.ru 19132

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Discord https://discord.gg/gnCTfqP

hypego.ru:19136

cmak & friends

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	470	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

~VANILLA

A Pure Vanilla Experience. Exactly how the game is out the box, developing what you can through ingenuity and imagination. Excellent for those who aren’t running on major hardware.

~PIXELMON

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Bringing back the amazing memories of FTB/Technic diehards with a new pack, built for chaos, exploration and ever developing gameplay. The modded server aims to give veteran players a new challenge, whilst giving newcomers a chance to find a part of Minecraft they didn’t know they would fall in love with.

cmakandfriends.com

Moldy PvP

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Moldy PvP is a Kit PvP server with custom kits! Made with custom plugins made 98% by me and 2% my devs. If you have any suggestions for the server be sure to stop by the discord!

play.moldypvp.xyz

Cosmic realms

Classic Prison, Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Farms Harvested:	146
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Cosmic Realms is a space themed SkyBlock-prison hybrid server featuring a long and intense grind, while also giving the leisure of a SkyBlock server. Through the prison aspect, you will go through ranks and mines to grind your way through prestiges, unlocking yourself benefits to your SkyBlock island.

CosmicRealms.co