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ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

House, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, Poop

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

discrimination, generational divide, giganormies, nerdy losers, Ultimate

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

list, still shit, smp, tags, comma separated

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

lousy, fucking, bad, unsatisfactory, ShitCraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.

And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.

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ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

Everyones, Surprises, full, ShitCraft

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

TALENTED, talented person, Despicable, most shitty person, most talented shitty person

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

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ShitCraft Minecraft Server – Surviving the Unexpected

social interactions, Conflict Resolution, emotional resilience., neighbor dispute, unexpected

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your neighbor’s pet raccoon? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even George from next door can’t handle it. He tried building a house, but ended up accidentally creating a giant toilet instead. And don’t even get us started on the time he tried to tame a creeper as a pet. Join us for non-stop laughs and chaos as we navigate through the wackiest world of Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs therapy when you have this server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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ShitCraft: Where Everyday Feels Like a Blocky Adventure!

everyday, Negativity, Despair, self worth, emotional pain

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape from feeling like shit every day! Join us and embark on a journey filled with hilarious adventures and ridiculous quests that will make you forget all about your troubles.

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, ride a flying pig into battle against evil creepers, and even participate in a dance-off competition with other players.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaid villagers who will trade you rare items for seashells. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can explore the haunted mansion on the hill where ghostly chickens roam the halls.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to feeling like shit every day. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

pointless questions, pointless activities, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless conversations

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Woods, HIGH, Caution, Freaks, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

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