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Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	6864	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

497456338, bandai namcoent, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, edit, eip.gg, elden ring, general, Google spreadsheets, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Kingdom, Lands Between, Latest Patch, mapgenie io, Minecraft, patch notes, Rentry, Server, touch bloodstain

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	692415	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

afc, Break, caf, coaches, Concacaf, conmebol, Fifa, football, global competition., International, international break, international friendlies, Minecraft, national teams, Players, qualifying matches, smp, Soccer, sports, strategies, Tactics, travel restrictions, UEFA, World Cup

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Items Found:	4471	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

blushing, butterflies in stomach, compliments, CrushCraft, date nights, daydreaming, deep connection, emotional vulnerability, EYES, FLIRTING, Heart, heart emojis, holding hands, long conversations, love notes, physical touch, romantic gestures, romantic gestures for him, secret smiles, shared interests, smp, stolen glances, surprise visits, thoughtful gifts

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Towns Built:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

BlockyLoveQuest

BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy boundaries, Honesty, Intimacy, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3613
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!

CraftyMarineMC Server

14 years, Conflict Resolution, CraftyMarineMC, diplomatic issues, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, justice for soldiers, justice system, legal proceedings, Military, military service, political tensions, russia, sentenced, Server, serving, Trevor Reed, Ukraine, US Marine, War Crimes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have US Marine Trevor Reed as our honorary player! he may be serving 14 years in russia for doing something in ukraine, but on our server, he’s a legend! watch him build epic structures with his bare hands, while dodging russian spies and ukrainian rebels! join now for a chance to team up with this real-life hero and conquer the virtual world together! who needs freedom when you have minecraft, amirite?

KremlinCraft: Missile Mayhem!

drone attack, KremlinCraft, long tail tags, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, Missiles, north korean, Reports, Russian, Set Ablaze, Shells, Ukraine, weapons depot

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2950

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone up in here! We got Russian weapons depot blowin’ up left and right, North Korean missiles flyin’ everywhere, and Ukraine’s military goin’ bonkers! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now before you miss out on all the explosive fun! 🚀💣🔥

Play Outside Now – No More Obesity

active lifestyle, child development, childhood health, childhood obesity, early childhood, health benefits, healthy habits, long-term effects, obesity, obesity prevention, outdoor activities, outdoor environment, Outdoor exploration, outdoor play, physical activity, Play, play based learning, Playtime, preschool years, preventative measures, research findings, weight management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD!

SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!

OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!

What is the IP for HALO Minecraft Server?

343 industries, A New Dawn, Halo, Halo Studios, master chief, Minecraft, Server, Xbox

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8580
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Divine Spears Created:	24

HALO is a popular and influential video game franchise developed by Bungie and later 343 Industries. The series follows the adventures of Master Chief, a futuristic super soldier, as he battles alien forces to save humanity from destruction. Known for its engaging gameplay, immersive storytelling, and ground-breaking multiplayer modes, HALO has become a staple in the gaming industry since its debut in 2001. The franchise has spawned numerous sequels, spin-offs, novels, and even a live-action series, making it one of the most beloved and successful sci-fi universes in gaming history.

”’> Yoo Minecraft Server”

Apple, asher roth, Drinkin apple sauce, Edgy, explicit lyrics, GOTH, Hip Hop, Im jackin off on a macntosh, Jacket, macintosh, Minecraft, Music, Provocative, rap lyrics, Server, urban culture, With asher roth, Yoo, Your bitch is goth, Your jackets soft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	8662
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!

2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.

4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!