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CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore! Join ‘/akg/’ for a wild Minecraft adventure!

#Vendela, Adventure, akg, Andreana, arknights, blocks, Cardigan skin, cement, Chestnut, CraftyKnights, Delphine, Fiammetta, Galore, hoederer, Horn, ines, Join, kafka, lolz, Minecraft, paprika, passenger, Quercus, Rockrock, Stainless, Totter, Whisperain, Wild

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2502
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	263
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild, we have 6* Sniper Fiammetta and 6* Caster Passenger running around causing mayhem. You won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure!

2. Need a break from the ordinary? How about joining us for some Design of Strife – Cardigan skin madness? It’s like a fashion show, but with creepers and zombies!

3. Ever wanted to team up with 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless to take on the world? Well, now’s your chance on our server!

4. And let’s not forget about the epic EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion event. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that will ensue.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Dorothy and Fiammetta having a tea party with the Ender Dragon!

SadCraft: Where Creepers Make You Cry

Blue, CREEPERS, CrestFallen, cry, dejected, Depressed, Despair, despondent, disheartened, downhearted, emotions, feelings, gloomy, HEARTBREAK, Melancholy, mournful, sad, SadCraft, sorrow, Tears, Unhappy, Upset, woeful

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like crying? Well, have no fear because our server is here to turn those frowns upside down! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers! Trust us, you won’t be feeling sad on this server – you’ll be too busy laughing your blocky butt off! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

Frieren’s Peaceful Anon Haven: Where Inner Peace and Diamonds Collide!

acceptance, Anime, Anon, Anons, collide, diamonds, enlightenment, FAITH, frieren, Frierens, Haven, Hope, inner peace, joy, Light, Manga, mindfulness, Peace, Peaceful, peaceful mind, positivity, PRAYER, Self Discovery, Serenity, spiritual growth, Tranquility, Unironically

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in a boring old world? Do you yearn for a place where you can embrace your inner weeb and worship anime like it’s a religion? Look no further, because on our server, Frieren herself is praying for you to find inner peace and join us in our quest to enjoy anime unironically.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle, when suddenly, a wild anime character appears and offers to help you gather resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and chat with other players about your favorite anime moments. The possibilities are endless on our server, where Frieren’s blessings are sure to bring you good fortune and lots of laughs.

So why wait? Join us today and let Frieren guide you to a world of endless fun, friendship, and anime madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a true believer in the power of anime!

Turkish Delight Server: ‘Why don’t Turks bring back their old alphabet? It looks like creepers exploded all over it!’

alphabet, BRING, Calligraphy, Communication, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, DELIGHT, dont, education, exploded, heritage, History, language revival, linguistic identity, Modernization, national identity, Nostalgia, ottoman empire, progress, script reform, Server, Traditional, turkish, turkish language, Turks, visual aesthetics., writing system

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8447
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Are you tired of boring old English letters? Do you want to spice up your Minecraft chat with some exotic characters? Then join our server where we exclusively use the ancient Turkish alphabet! Imagine typing out your messages with squiggly lines and dots – it’s like hieroglyphics but cooler! Plus, legend has it that using the Turkish alphabet in Minecraft gives you special powers, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into chickens. So come join us and embrace the alphabet of the ancients – who needs ABCs when you can have ğıİşüöç?

Crafty Bubsy’s Gender Bender Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Bender, Bubsy, Bubsys, character design, Crafty, female empowerment, female gamers, Female Protagonist, female representation, gaming industry, gender, gender diversity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender in gaming, gender representation, gender stereotypes, gender swap, girl protagonist, Minecraft, platformer, retro gaming, Server, video game character, video game marketing

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2545
New Chunks Explored:	353020	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and unoriginal gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Bubsy, the infamous video game character, was actually a sassy cat lady with a love for adventure and chaos. Join our server and explore a world where Bubsy rules the land with her feline charm and mischievous antics. From epic cat-themed battles to purrfectly crafted builds, this server has it all! So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of the craziest adventure yet? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of Bubsy’s wild world – join now!

Crafty Kangaroo Kingdom

aus/pol, Australia, Bondi attacker, Crafty, deliberate lies, DISRUPTED, Docks, Flinders Street, Higgins, Hoddle Street, judge, judgement, Kangaroo, Kingdom, Lehrmann, Lies, Melbourne, News, NSW Police Commissioner, pro-Palestine protesters, PROTESTS, Targeted, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and jaw-dropping adventures. Our server is so insane that even Judge Lehrmann and Higgins would be impressed by the chaos we bring to the Minecraft world.

Forget about peaceful mining and building, our server is all about causing disruption and chaos! Just like the pro-Palestine protesters in Melbourne, we will shake things up and keep you on your toes.

And if you’re looking for some excitement, look no further than our server where it’s “obvious” that even the Bondi attacker would feel right at home. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and gasping for more!

RadCraft: Where even the creepers are cool

#revelation, Community, complaint, Contribute, Cool, CREEPERS, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, forum users, internet, moment, obvious, ONLINE, Participation, post, rad, RadCraft, Read, social media, soiled underpants, Thoughts, web forum, Whining

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	147
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of boring, whiny Minecraft servers filled with soiled underpants? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a dancing llama out of diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t worry about posting or reading anything here – we promise you won’t be bored for a second!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a revelation when you can have a wild, wacky time on our server?

Crafty Chick Haven: Where Even Pixels Can Be Pretty

art, artistic expression, ARTISTRY, artwork, chick, confusion, Crafty, creativity, draw a boy, draw a girl, drawing, Expression, gender bending, gender confusion, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Haven, Identity, illustration, nonconformity, pixels, PRETTY, societal norms, traditional norms

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Towns Built:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gender norms are as twisted as a creeper in a minefield! Join us and experience the thrill of drawing a girl and calling it a boy, because who says pixels have to conform to societal expectations?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Rumor has it he still roams the land, searching for the ultimate crafting recipe that will unlock the secrets of the universe.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into the abyss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky Minecraft server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even drawing a girl and calling it a boy!

GaijinCraft: Where foreigners write weird sentences and build epic worlds!

BUILD, Communication, Confidence, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, envy, Epic, foreigner, foreigners, Gaijin, GaijinCraft, grammar, japanese, language barrier, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language skills, language study, MISTAKES, positivity, self-perception, sentences, weird, weird sentence, worlds, Write, Writing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7268

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Creeper King, who grants wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Pixelated Pong Palace: Where Minecraft Meets Retro Arcade Fun!

Arcade, arcade games, classic, Competition, console, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, high score, Interactive, JOYSTICK, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Palace, pixelated, pong, post, Retro, retro gaming, SOVL, Technology, vintage, virtual reality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	4614
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	166

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens. These weren’t your ordinary chickens, oh no. These chickens were armed with diamond swords and were ready to take down anyone who dared to challenge them. But our brave player fought valiantly, using nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. And guess what? They emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and chicken nuggets for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. That’s right, these explosive little guys know how to boogie down like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, they might even teach you their signature dance move – the TNT twist.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens and always be ready to bust a move with the dancing creepers. See you in the game!