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PushyButtonCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8324	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!

Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4207	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!

Zombie Barbie’s Revenge

Barbies, bewildering, bizarre circumstances, confusion, conundrum, Disappearance, disbelief, eerie, Enigma, Happened, her.., investigation, missing person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, Revenge, shock, strange occurrences, unanswered questions, unsolved, what the fuck, zombie

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.

Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.

But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!

Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)

#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Potions Brewed:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!

Crafty C*nt Interviews

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!

Crafty Creepers Club

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	3458
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!

Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Dokibird Central

#BlondeThief, #DetectivePomu, #DriftAwayCover, #FinalHeistMV, #FlyHigh, #HeartofGold, #JoyfulLaughter, #LastCupofCoffee, #MysteryGame, #OPSauce, #SelenTatsukiArchives, #SillyEdition, #TwitchChannel, #VODChannel, central, Dokibird, LolCraft, onlineshop, originalsong, SelenTatsuki, twitter, Youtubechannel

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy antics and silly shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. 2. We have a dedicated Youtube channel where you can watch all the wacky adventures unfold in real-time. 3. Want to catch the action live? Check out our Twitch channel for some live streams that will leave you in stitches. 4. Can’t get enough of the madness? We have a VOD channel where you can rewatch all the chaos whenever you want. 5. Follow us on Twitter for even more outrageous updates and sneak peeks into what’s coming next. 6. And if you want to show off your love for the server, check out our shop for some epic merch that will make you stand out in any crowd.

But wait, there’s more! We even have our own original songs and music videos that will have you dancing in your seat. And don’t forget to play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Clones: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

Baltic states, Blockhead, Clones, community relations, coping mechanisms, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Division, ethnicity, hatred, identity crisis, ignorance, Larping, misunderstandings, Nationality, Neighbor conflicts, prejudice, pretending, Russian influence, social media, Stereotypes, Unity

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of pretending to be something you’re not? Join our Minecraft server and embrace your inner Russian, no matter where you’re from! We’ve got players from Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia all coming together to embrace their true identity.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that knows that deep down, we’re all just Russian at heart. Say goodbye to social media LARPing and hello to a server where you can be your true self – a Russian, no matter where you’re from. Come join the fun and let’s show the world that we’re all the same, no matter what country we’re from!

Mine Join! A unique griefer server! Minecraft server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Mine Join! A unique griefer server!

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Silvermons: Where We Make Pixelmon Progression Feel Like Endgame Tournaments and Events Are Just the Beginning!

Beginning, Endgame, Events, feel, Modded, Pixelmon, Progression, Silvermons, Tournaments

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has of content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
Server IP: play.silvermons.com
We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP play.silvermons.com to connect to the server.

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running on Minecraft 1.16.5.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that offers a fair experience for all players.

Q: What unique features does Silvermons offer?

A: Silvermons offers exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!