Shitary Minecraft Servers

Shitary Minecraft Servers

  • Rebel Crafters 1.21.4

    Rebel Crafters 1.21.4
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8217
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchantments Applied: 250
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Crops Grown: 4525

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, then you gotta know one thing – we worship Fauna like she’s a freakin’ goddess!

    I’m talking about animals, bro. We got pigs, cows, chickens, all living their best lives in our pixelated paradise.

    And guess what? We even have a secret underground cult dedicated to building shrines for our beloved Fauna.

    So if you’re down to show some love for the animal kingdom and get your Minecraft on, then this server is the place to be. Plus, who doesn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of crazy animal lovers like us?

    Join now and let’s spread the Fauna love together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraftLifeInsure

    MomCraftLifeInsure
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 4874
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Mines Excavated: 4687
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some family feud fun! We’ve got siblings fighting over inheritance, step siblings getting left out, and a whole lot of drama over a term life insurance policy.

    Witness the epic battle between siblings who cared for their mom and step siblings who didn’t lift a finger. Will they get a share of the money or will they be left out in the cold?

    Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family drama in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemoryWipeCraft

    MemoryWipeCraft
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 922
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2762 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mines Excavated: 1833
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining away in the same old boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the unique ability to erase one bad memory from your life! That’s right, just hop on our server, find the Memory Eraser block, and say goodbye to that embarrassing moment when you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server. Will you be the next lucky player to catch the Diamond Unicorn?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to erase bad memories, catch a Diamond Unicorn, and embark on wild adventures that you’ll never forget (unless you erase them, of course)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2TMC

    2TMC
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 3892
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Crops Grown: 7585 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name 2TMC
    Server Type SMP (Semi-Vanilla with additional mods)
    Player Age Requirement 21+
    Language English only
    Server Location NA (Accepting players worldwide)
    Contact Information Discord required

    FAQ

    Q: What mods are installed on the server?

    A: The server has various data packs and Fabric mods installed which enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. You can find the list of mods in the provided information above.

    Q: Do I need to be a content creator to join?

    A: No, you do not need to be a content creator to join the server. We welcome all players who are 21 years or older and looking for a friendly community to play with.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: The server rules include being respectful, no griefing, stealing, cheating, or hacking, using English in chat, allowing non-destructive pranks, and more. Please read the full list of rules in the provided information.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the provided information above. Make sure to meet the age requirement and agree to follow the server rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Eternal Escape Wilds 1.21

    Eternal Escape Wilds 1.21
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 3169
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the maze of chaos and confusion! We’re all lost in this crazy world, but at least we’re lost together! Fight off angels with clipped wings and pretend you don’t miss them calling out to you! Swim against the tide and float without pain in this insane virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to settle into the flow and join our souls in this Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

    ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 893
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Emeralds Found: 5416
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dimension Hops: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

    We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

    So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?

    Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5947
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of surprises? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Jason, Damien, and their love triangle!

    Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!

    Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DateRedFlagsMC SMP

    DateRedFlagsMC SMP
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 9282
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SelfLoveCraft

    SelfLoveCraft
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 8907
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 New Chunks Explored: 295417

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPolishMiner

    CraftyPolishMiner
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 8107
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Falling into the Void: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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