shitaly Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

comparison, criticism, Edition, EMBARRASSMENT, GIT, GUD, home, inferiority complex, Insecurity, mental health, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, societal pressure, strength, thirdies, Weakness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Bouncers

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	92	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Villages Defended:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are the rulers and men are the ones doing all the hard work! Forget about gender equality, here women have it all easy while men toil away in the mines like peasants.

Join us if you want to experience a world where the roles are reversed and women are the ones calling the shots. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself becoming an incel because of how unfair it is for women to have it so easy on our server.

So come on, join us and see what it’s like to live in a world where women work if this shit didn’t exist, and men are the ones stuck doing all the demeaning jobs. It’s a crazy ride that you won’t want to miss!

Holy Craft! Priest’s Brain F*cked Out Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Gods Slained:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!

Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7542
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	2670	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	572264
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Votes:	1062	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.