shitaly Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

25 yr old, autist, Christ, damn it, durrrr, easy sex, GOD, Jesus, KHV, long trail tags, Normie, option, Pain, reclusive life, shitaly, ShitalyCraft, shut the fuck up, suffer, Suffering, tags

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	422

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	825918
Astral Projections Made:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8347	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	1675

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	1820	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ores Mined:	5024
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension Hops:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

amicable breakup, Breakup, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, ex-couple, ex-partner, ex-relationship, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, ExBFFs, Exes, former partners, Friends, friendship, maintaining friendship, Minecraft, past relationships, reconciliation, relationships, smp, staying friends

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	6426	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Farms Harvested:	953
Mines Excavated:	1124	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!