Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

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SnoreCraftMD

Communication, Conflict, Doctor, ear plugs, exhaustion, health, husband, insomnia, interview, Job, Marriage, Medical advice, nasal strips, overweight, patience, relationship, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SnoreCraftMD, Snoring, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the snores are louder than a creeper explosion! If you’re tired of getting no sleep because your partner sounds like a zombie pigman while they snore, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world where you can finally get some peace and quiet. No more sleepless nights or arguments about nasal strips, just pure Minecraft fun!

We even have a special snoring competition where the loudest snorer wins a diamond pickaxe! So come on over and let’s build a world where snoring is a thing of the past. Who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft to escape to?

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QuebecCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Amazon employees, amazon news, Amazon unionization, Amazon warehouse closures, Canada, Canadian labor laws, Closure, employees, labor dispute, labor rights, labor union, Minecraft, protest, québec, Quebec news, QuebecCraft, Server, unionized, warehouse workers, Warehouses, worker rights

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than amazon closing 7 warehouses in quebec!!! we got more twists and turns than a soap opera, with players forming unions and fighting for their rights like it’s a battle royale!

join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world, where you can build your own empire and conquer other players with your epic skills. who needs amazon when you can be the boss of your own warehouse in minecraft?!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in a minecraft server. trust us, it’s more fun than watching warehouse workers unionize in quebec!

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CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition

Alliance, ARMS, chief, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Edition, EURO, Europe, funding, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Rutte, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

lol so like, u know how NATO is all serious and stuff? well, our server is like the complete opposite! we got NATO chief Rutte running around saying Europe gonna pay for US arms for Ukraine but like, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

come join us and u can be part of the wackiest adventures ever! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground base where u can battle evil mobs and save the day!

plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that will follow u around and explode on command! so what u waiting for? join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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Meteorologist Mayhem

broadcasting, channel lineup, iowa, Iowa weather, local news, MAYHEM, meteorologist, Meteorologists, News, programming, staff changes, television, the weather channel, TV stations, weather coverage, weather experts, Weather forecast, weather forecasting, weather patterns, weather reports, weather technology, weather updates

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the weather is controlled by a team of highly trained meteorologists from iowa? well, now u can! forget about boring old sunny days or rainy nights, on this server, the weather is always unpredictable and crazy! one time, a tornado picked up a whole village and dropped it in the middle of a desert biome, talk about a wild ride! join now for the chance to experience weather like never before and maybe even get swept away in a hurricane of fun!

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Epic Adventure Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, amazing, Astonishing, awe-inspiring, Awesome, Breathtaking, Cool, Epic, eXtraordinary, Fabulous, fantastic, Great, Impressive.., Incredible, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, Outstanding, Realm, remarkable, Sensational, SUPERB, wow

OMG, you have to join this Minecraft server because it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride pigs into battle against evil creepers and zombies!

The community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt, and the moderators are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wands.

You can build the most epic castles and pixel art masterpieces, and there’s even a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and spiders.

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life – you won’t regret it!

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WhoreBroBanterCraft

Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emotional response, family, hurt feelings, joking, justified reaction, name-calling, past, past experiences, personal history, relationships, self worth, sibling rivalry, Siblings, whore, WhoreBroBanterCraft

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to escape real-life family feuds like this one and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Our server is so wild, even your brother calling you a “whore” for having three past relationships will seem like child’s play. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your lack of serious relationships – in fact, we encourage it! Who has time for love when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual relationship that lasts longer than 6 months!

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CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

CarlinCraft, comedian, comedy, comedy genius., comedy legend, controversial, counterculture, creativity, cultural critic, free speech, george carlin, humor, Iconoclast, influential, Irreverent, legend, legendary comedian, observational humor, Political satire, satire, social commentary, stand up, Thought-provoking

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

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KurskKillerz Minecraft Server

Conflict, crime, diplomatic relations, Espionage, extradition, international news, investigation, Justice, Kim Jong-un, Kursk, KurskKillerz, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, murder, North Korea, Russian soldiers, sanctions, Server, suspects, violence, Vladimir Putin, wanted

come join our epic minecraft server where three north koreans are on the run from the russian army! they are hiding out in our server, building secret bases and dodging bullets left and right. join them in their quest for survival and help them fend off the russian soldiers trying to take them down. it’s a wild ride full of danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.

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NATOpeacekeepersLOL

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, military presence, nato, NATOpeacekeepersLOL, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political disputes, russia, security concerns, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, uncontrollable escalation

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of boring old peacekeepers and instead have uncontrollable escalation of fun and chaos! experience the thrill of building your own russian-inspired creations while battling it out with other players in intense pvp battles. beware, as the russian mobs are not to be underestimated and will keep you on your toes at all times. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

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HearthCraft

Active Economy, Anti-Griefing, Auctions, backup strategy, Community, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We aim to bring players together in a friendly and engaging environment. Explore more about HearthCraft here.

Features

Feature	Description
Never Reset	The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
No Pay-to-Win	No paid perks that give players an advantage.
Resource Worlds	Resource worlds reset monthly.

Technical Details

Detail	Description
Server Backup	Backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy.
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia.

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server

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