Shitalian Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4952
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

Will Political Violence Minecraft Server

9/11 style, assassins, cia, consequences, dangerous precedent, Economy, election, jfk, Minecraft, peaceful transition, Political, Political unrest, political violence, resorting to violence, security concerns, Server, TRANSITION, trump, Trump administration, Trump presidency, uneasy, Unity, Unrest, violence

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s presidency! We promise you won’t have to worry about any CIA assassins lurking around the corner (unless they’re disguised as creepers, of course). Our community is as united as America was on 9/11, but with way less destruction and way more fun. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, maybe Trump himself will log on and build a wall around your base for extra protection. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WWE is My Favourite Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, favourite, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fan, wwe, WWE events, WWE fan, WWE fandom, WWE forever, WWE love, WWE loyal, WWE merchandise, WWE obsession, WWE passion, WWE superstars, WWE supporter, wwe universe

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we settle all our differences in the ring! That’s right, forget mining and crafting, it’s all about wrestling here! Our PvP matches are like no other, with players using diamond swords and enchanted armor to take each other down in the ultimate battle for supremacy.

But that’s not all – we also have our own wrestling ring where players can challenge each other to matches and show off their best moves. Want to suplex your friend off a cliff? Go for it! How about hitting them with a flying elbow drop from the top of a mountain? The possibilities are endless!

And if wrestling isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we have plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. From building epic bases to going on crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and show off your WWE skills in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just become the champion of the ring and the ruler of the server.

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS OF THE OP Minecraft server

Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, community-driven, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, limitless possibilities, long-lasting, Minecraft, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crops Grown:	1834
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Animals Bred:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

eu2-free.falixserver.net:41035

Blocky Battles – Minecraft Server

#Penance, 0011, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Anchor in the Deep, arknights, Arknights General, Battles, blocky, Caster Ebenholz, Caster Harmonie, CN Content, Defender Ashlock, Defender Aurora, Defender Firewhahistle, Defender Underflow, EPOQUE, Fartooth, Gladiia, Global Content, Grain Buds, Guard Ulpianus, Guard Viviana, JP content, Kirara, KR content, Lessing skin, Lone Trail Rerun, Melanite, Minecraft, paprika, Path of Life, Saga, Server, Shalem, Silence The Paradigmatic skin, Sniper Lunacub, Sniper Typhon, Supporter Gnosis, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Lucilla, Test Re-Edition, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile, Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	153
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Kirara’s birthday party? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it makes the Lone Trail event look like a walk in the park. Join now and you’ll get exclusive access to the Path of Life where you can find the legendary Defender Underflow – rumor has it, he can tank a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! How about battling it out with 6* Guard Ulpianus, who wields a diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter? Or teaming up with Supporter Lucilla and Supporter Grain Buds to create the ultimate potion of invincibility?

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a special event called Zwillingstürme im Herbst Rerun – where you can earn the coveted Lessing skin that turns your character into a literal diamond block. Don’t believe us? Check out our website and database for proof that this server is the real deal.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a Minecraft empire that will make even Notch jealous!

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

appointed, Appointment, career, Coach, debut, Dutch, football, former player, Heacoach, leadership, Leicester, Manager, manchester united, Minecraft, Nistelrooy, premier league, press conference, real madrid, RUUD, Ruud van Nistelrooy, smp, squad, strategy, Tactics, tactics analysis, Training, van

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

NoRespect Minecraft Server

Blonde hair, blue eyes, classmate, cruel intentions, Deepthroat, degradation, Disrespect, DOMINANCE, Femininity, fetish, gender, hatefuck, Identity, jawline, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, NoRespect, power play, Server, Submission, taboo, troon

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crops Grown:	5696	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing emeralds at you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate party animal.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Troon Slayer”, a mysterious player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Will you be brave enough to face this formidable foe and emerge victorious?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Wagie-Free Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, corporate, cubicle life, daily routine, employment, grind, Job, job satisfaction, Labor, Minecraft, monotony, office, Paycheck, salary, smp, wage slave, wagie, WagieFree, work, work culture, work-life balance, Working class

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of being a boring wagie in the real world? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

But that’s not all – we have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and bragging rights.

So why be a wagie when you can be a hero in our Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Jumpin’Craft Minecraft Server

Anime, Aozora Fishing, Bun no Ao Shun, Captain Tsubasa, Cat’s Eye, dr slump, Forever Kamiko-kun, Gal ga Rival, Geki! Gokutora Ikka, JumpinCraft, Kaidō Racer GO, Kinnikuman, Kochikame, Manga, Minecraft, Ring ni Kakero, Sannen Kimengumi, Server, Shaka no Musuko, Super Police, Tennis Boy, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8472	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	446294	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of manga and anime!

Join us for a chance to live out your wildest manga dreams! Ever wanted to fish in the sky like in Aozora Fishing? Or race through the streets like in Kaidō Racer GO? Well, now you can!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic soccer matches in Captain Tsubasa, the craziest adventures in Dr. Slump, and the most intense wrestling battles in Kinnikuman. And let’s not forget about the Super Police, who are here to keep the peace (or cause chaos, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7446	Ores Mined:	9373
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!