Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers with shitty UI and zero mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, it’ll make you want to go back to playing Runescape! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, lag spikes, and random explosions that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them)! Our server is so chaotic, you’ll never know what’s going to happen next – maybe a herd of creepers will start breakdancing or a flock of chickens will rise up and overthrow the players. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Or don’t, we won’t judge if you run back to Runescape crying.
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Obelisk Oasis – Minecraft Server
Adventure, bad UI, Brighter Shotes, click and clickback, FANTASY, Game, gameplay, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, no soul, Oasis, Obelisk, obelisk edition, online gaming, quest-based, role-playing game, RPG, runescape, Server, shit UI, soulless, virtual world
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SuspendCraft: No Legal Rep, No Play!
Brazil, Brazilian law, compliance, court order., Data Protection, digital rights, internet, judge, judicial decision, law enforcement, Legal, legal action, legal obligations, legal representative, Legal System, online platform, Platform, Play, privacy rights, refusal, Rep, SuspendCraft, suspends, Technology
so, like, this server is so lit that even brazilian judges are getting involved! they were like, “yo, you gotta name a legal rep or we gonna shut you down!” but we were like, “nah, we too cool for that, we don’t need no legal rep!” and they were like, “fine, we gonna suspend you then.” but guess what? we still up and running, cause we don’t play by the rules, we make our own rules! join us for the most epic minecraft adventures and be part of a server that even the law can’t touch!
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CoreDonutCraft
core composition, CoreDonutCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, Earth’s crust, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, earth’s magnetic field anomalies, earth’s magnetic field protection, earth’s magnetic field reversal, earth’s magnetic field strength, earth’s magnetic poles, Earth’s mantle, Earth’s Rotation, earth’s structure, geology, geophysics, geothermal energy, Molten metal, planetary science, scientific discovery
yo, so like, dis server be like a giant doughnut in da middle of da earth’s core, like wut?! u gotta join dis server cuz u can mine ur way to da center of da earth and find dis epic doughnut made of molten metal. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, rumor has it dat if u eat da doughnut, u gain superpowers in da game. so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join dis server and become a super-powered doughnut-eating miner?! it’s lit, fam.
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Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!
Adventure, braces, Brackets, building, Chaos, Community, Creative, Curly, Custom, Earth, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, hot, Interactive, Join, Lands, Mess, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, rp, Sandbox, Server, smp, Square, Survival, Towny, United
United Lands Minecraft Server
Overview:
Features Description Video Trailer Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link Explore the World Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Gameplay Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food. Progression Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Thriving Economy Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Non-P2W Environment All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Epic Wars & Combat Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences. FAQ:
Question Answer How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org Is there a Discord server? Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org Can I see the server map? Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org
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CountryIncel Minecraft Server
aperol spritz, Community, Country, CountryIncel, DATING, gender dynamics, incel, incel culture, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, river cruise, sad, Server, social anxiety, Social Interaction, societal norms, walk, wild women
Are you tired of being ignored by wild women on river cruises while you sip on your aperol spritz? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be the king of the virtual world! No more rejection, just endless possibilities to build, explore, and conquer. Join us now and leave those wild women in the dust as you create your own epic adventure! Who needs real-life rejection when you can rule the digital realm?
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SMP: CopaCraft – The Horrendous Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the Copa America of Minecraft SMPs – absolutely horrendous! But don’t worry, that just adds to the fun.Our season started off so terribly that even the mobs were laughing at us. But hey, who needs a good start when you can have a chaotic and unpredictable adventure instead? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our server will be awarded the prestigious Ballon d’Or – because why not?
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the MVP of our crazy Minecraft world!
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CraftyHousemateGrief
adulting, anger management, anxiety, cleaning supplies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyHousemateGrief, depression, dirty housemate, EMBARRASSMENT, flushing, friendship, house rules, IBS, mental health, privacy, roommate conflict, social interactions, Support, TOILETWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.
Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!
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TastyTrio SMP – Weird Eats!
bizarre food, culinary adventures, culinary curiosities, culinary experiments, Eats, exotic cuisine, food combination, fusion food, gourmet delights, odd flavors, offbeat dishes, palate surprises, quirky eats, smp, strange eats, surprising flavors, taste sensations, TastyTrio, unexpected pairings, unique flavors, unusual combinations, unusual dishes, weird, weird foodAre you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with a side of insanity? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more crazy food combinations than you can shake a stick at! Ever tried a creeper sandwich with a side of diamond soup? How about a cake made entirely of obsidian? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted food-filled world!
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FunCraftz
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Do you enjoy building towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks? How about riding on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie hordes with a carrot sword? Or maybe you prefer organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses? Whatever your idea of fun is, our Minecraft server has it all and more!Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, ridiculous challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community of players is as wacky and wonderful as they come, always ready to team up for a spontaneous dance party or a daring raid on a neighboring village.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of absurdity awaits you? But one thing’s for sure – you’ll never have a dull moment here!
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XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil
Banhammer, Bans, Brazil, CEO, compliance, controversy, Court, decision, elon musk, innovation, judge, law, Legal, Musk, Musks, name.., privacy, refuses, Regulation, REPRESENTATIVE, Technology, tesla, XCraft
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!
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SupernaLuna2.0: Where cows fly and creepers do the Macarena!
adult community, Builder, Chaos, Cows, creativity, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, epic journeys, Exploration, Explorer, Features, Fly, hang out, java, launched, Lurk, Macarena, MCMMO, Plugins, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, smp, SupernaLuna2.0
Supernaluna SMP Server Welcome to Supernaluna SMP Server
Join us for Season 2 as we embark on epic journeys together!
Visit our website and join our Discord server.
Features:
Plugin/Feature Description McMMO Enhance your gameplay with RPG elements Economy Trade and earn in-game currency Jobs Take on different roles for rewards Warps Easy access to community locations Veinminer Quickly mine entire veins of ores /sethome Set your home location for teleportation /rtp Teleport randomly to explore new areas Cosmetic Ranks Get special roles based on playtime Rules:
- No Griefing or Stealing
- PvP must always be consensual
- No x-ray, hacked clients or item duping
- Zero tolerance for hate speech
Contact:
For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord.
FAQ
Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server? A: No, the server is open to all players. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: The community is made up of adults, but all ages are welcome as long as you follow the rules. Q: Can I bring my friends to play on the server? A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and experience the adventures together.