Shit Talking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisCrazeCraft

bougie, Cheating, cousin, custody battle, family drama, Future, gossip, high maintenance, home, husband, kicked out, Kids, Moving in, narcissist, nut job, out of touch, rules, Shit Talking, SisCrazeCraft, sister, Unstable

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Love Letters Sent:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of family feuds, gossiping cousins, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Imagine a world where taking in your sister and her kids turns into a reality TV show-worthy saga. Witness the chaos as relationships crumble, alliances shift, and kids get packed up faster than you can say “diamonds.”

With rules as strict as a creeper’s explosion radius, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your sister’s ex gain full custody of the kids? Will your gossip cousin Sandy ever learn to keep her mouth shut? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

So why wait? Join now and dive headfirst into a world where family drama meets Minecraft mayhem. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

TieCraftFunLand

aita, black tie event, Boyfriend, ceremony, Communication, Conflict, dress code, emotions, Etiquette, feelings, formal attire, honored, Pictures, reception, relationship, Respect, Sour, tie, TieCraftFunLand, Upset, Wedding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	1833

Are you tired of dealing with drama over dress codes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only dress code is to wear your most ridiculous outfit! No ties required, unless you want to wear one made out of pixelated blocks.

Join us and escape the real world where ties cause turmoil and instead, build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building epic structures. Plus, we have a special tie-themed mini-game where you can battle it out with other players using ties as weapons!

Don’t let ties tear you apart, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a tie-wearing llama to be your loyal companion on your Minecraft adventures. So come on, join us and leave the tie drama behind!

WorthItExpensive – Minecraft SMP

designer goods, durable goods, extravagant indulgences, extravagant purchases, high-end purchases, high-quality items, investment pieces, lavish spending, long-term value, luxury experiences, Luxury items, luxury lifestyle, Minecraft, premium brands, Premium Quality, quality products, smp, splurge-worthy items, top-notch products, upscale products, valuable investments, worth the price, WorthItExpensive

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	608
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, those treasures were cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen spawned and chased the player all over the map. It was chaos, but oh so worth it for the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. Legend has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your virtual life. Trust us, it may seem expensive, but it’s totally worth it!

ColorCraft FunLand

color, color choice, color favorites, color options, color preference, color preference choice, color preference favorites, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference query, color preference question, color preference selection, color preference survey, color selection, ColorCraft, Favorite, favorite color, favorite color question, FUNLAND, long tail tags, Tag

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2745	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to choose just one favorite color again! We have a rainbow sheep farm where you can dye sheep any color you want, so you can have a whole flock of rainbow sheep following you around. Plus, our resident wizard can cast spells to make your character change colors at will – you’ll be the most stylish player in the game!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco room where you can dance the night away with other players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a friendly sea monster who loves to play hide and seek.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world of color, magic, and adventure like never before!

BorderDefenseMC Server

Armed Forces, border control, border defense, border patrol, BorderDefenseMC, crisis management., defense strategy, European migration crisis, european union, firearms regulations, firearms rules, gun laws, law enforcement, migration crisis, Military, national security, Poland, political decision, security measures, self defense, Server, soldiers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND loosening firearms rules for soldiers defending border AMID MIGRATION CRISIS. why? because we have zombies trying to invade our server and we need all hands on deck to defend our precious blocks. grab your virtual guns and protect our virtual land from the undead horde. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to mine. join now before it’s too late!

ProudCraft: UK Weapons in Action!

action, arms exports, British weapons, Conflict Resolution, defence secretary, defense industry, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military intervention, military support, national defense, political stance, Proud, ProudCraft, solidarity, uk, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7151	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine is all like fighting off those bad guys with their weapons and stuff? well, guess what, our server is like totally proud to see british weapons being used there! like, how cool is that? join our server and be part of this epic battle, where u can like, use british weapons to fight off the bad guys and save the day! plus, u get to hang out with other cool players who are also fighting for justice and stuff. so come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy minecraft world!

CrosswordCraft: Health Ed Engage

allied health programs, crossword puzzles, CrosswordCraft, educational impacts, Engage, ENGAGEMENT, health, health professions students, learning, medical programs, student satisfaction, systematic review

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally the best thing ever, man. Like, you know how doing crossword puzzles is supposed to make you smarter and stuff? Well, on this server, it’s like, mandatory to do crossword puzzles all day, every day. But don’t worry, it’s not boring or anything, ’cause we make it super fun and interactive.

Like, all the health professions students who join this server say that doing crossword puzzles here is, like, the highlight of their day. They’re learning so much and having a blast at the same time. Plus, all the medical and allied health programs on this server are, like, top-notch. You’ll be learning more than you ever thought possible while having the time of your life.

So, like, if you wanna be the smartest person ever and have a ton of fun doing it, you gotta join this server, man. It’s like, a no-brainer. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FrenchFriesMCServer

building relationships, connecting with others, cross-cultural friendship, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, European friends, foreign friends, French Culture, french man, FrenchFriesMCServer, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship questions, friendship with foreigners, getting to know someone, international friendship, language barrier, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, social boundaries, socializing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	512636	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	349
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, come join our server and make friends with a French man! Why, you ask? Because he can teach you how to build the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, of course! Plus, he’ll tell you all the best spots to find baguettes and croissants in the game. So come join us and expand your cultural horizons while crafting and mining to your heart’s content! Vive la France!

Minecraft SMP – /uma/ – Uma Musume General #643

3.5th anniversary, Android, Card Score Spreadsheet, CM Dirt, concerts, dlc 1, English release, game news, general, guides, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, loh mile, Minecraft, Musume, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Resources, seiyuu, smp, support card evaluation, support rate up, team iris, Thread Circles, UMA, Uma Musume, uma musume general

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. We have a secret pool of enchanted cards that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Just pick the right card and you’re good to go!

2. Our server hosts epic food festivals where you can chow down on virtual steak and cake until your heart’s content. Who needs real food when you have pixelated goodies?

3. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances on our server, handing out diamond armor like it’s candy. Who wouldn’t want to rub elbows with the creator of Minecraft?

4. We have a hidden underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. Only the bravest adventurers dare to explore its depths!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that keeps out all griefers and trolls. Say goodbye to pesky players ruining your builds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, cousins, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, grudges, Minecraft, Noobcraft, offensive, refusing, Resentment, Server, travel, uncle’s family, Upset, wasted money

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Votes:	9835
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dragons Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family – or just blow up their creations if they annoy you! No need to worry about being too old for grudges here, because on our server, revenge is a dish best served pixelated.

Forget about wasting money on trips with relatives you can’t stand – spend your time crafting epic structures and battling mobs instead. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure with like-minded players who won’t invite your annoying cousins without your consent? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

MommaCraft: Unleash the Chaos

blended families, Chaos, control issues, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, half siblings, inclusion, Jealousy, MommaCraft, parenting, sibling rivalry, step siblings, Unleash

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Items Found:	5134
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	146	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, fights, and family feuds that will make you forget all about your own problems.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the chaos as players fight for control, alliances are formed and broken, and everyone’s trying to figure out who’s really on their side.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s more messed up than your family tree. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a Minecraft server that’s crazier than real life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!