New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shit Talker Gets Owned Minecraft Servers

Shit Talker Gets Owned Minecraft Servers

  • Coom in Moom’s Womb Minecraft SMP

    Coom in Moom’s Womb Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2164
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 50056 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Enchantments Applied: 213
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “I coom in Moom’s womb” and let me tell you, their antics are wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

    Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

    So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch your back because you never know what kind of shenanigans “I coom in Moom’s womb” has up their sleeve next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dan Machi Minecraft Server

    Dan Machi Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 6653
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dimension Hops: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take hours to accomplish anything? Well, look no further because our server guarantees you will have a full episode’s worth of fun in less than 20 minutes!

    Join us and embark on epic quests like battling a giant chicken boss or rescuing villagers from a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re in a Minecraft speedrun!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary unicorn mount waiting to be tamed by the bravest player.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RTS Game Recommendations Minecraft SMP

    RTS Game Recommendations Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 2665
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Magic Items Found: 5781
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Zombie Dances: 9
    Dimension Hops: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP out there!

    Join us and experience wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether, and competing in a chicken jousting tournament (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly villagers who throw epic parties, and even a dragon that occasionally swoops down to challenge players to a dance-off.

    So grab your sword, put on your diamond armor, and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case you might want to steer clear).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Infinite Space Minecraft Server

    Infinite Space Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 4292
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Emeralds Found: 8796
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server for a wild ride through the world of philosophical alternatives to metaphysical monism. Ever heard of Neutral Monism? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Picture a reality made up of a neutral “stuff” that can be both mental and physical at the same time. Bertrand Russell and William James would be proud to see their ideas come to life in Minecraft form.

    But wait, there’s more! Dual-Aspect Theory is another mind-blowing concept you can explore on our server. Imagine a reality with two complementary aspects – mental and physical. It’s like having a split personality, but in a cool philosophical way. Baruch Spinoza would be shaking in his boots (if he wore boots).

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a house out of pure consciousness or mine for physical sensations? Plus, our community is full of thinkers and dreamers who will challenge your beliefs and expand your mind (literally, again).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to question the very fabric of reality while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s a philosophical journey you won’t find anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9790
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Polska Paradise Minecraft Server

    Polska Paradise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 5669
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 989
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3528 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of POLSKA? Do you dream of building a virtual shrine to all things Polish in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things POLSKA! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant pierogi castle, riding on a rollercoaster made entirely of kielbasa, and battling creepers with your trusty pierun hammer. Our community is filled with fellow POLSKA enthusiasts who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world in the most Polish way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner POLSKA flag fly high!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

    Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8317
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1054 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.

    Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).

    But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.

    Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.

    Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1659
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7063
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    MEGAX.MCMCMC.RU

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3118
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Alien Abductions: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 102
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server on the block! We’re like the VIP section of the gaming world, catering only to indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more. Why settle for the mainstream when you can join us in the underground scene of virtual greatness?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a strict requirement that all members must be Twitch partners or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about quality over quantity here, so if your oshi doesn’t meet the cut, sorry, not sorry.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chuubas of all shapes and sizes, from Japanese sensations to English gems. We even have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your decision-making needs. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.

    So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the indie vtuber world like never before. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pill Popper Minecraft SMP

    Pill Popper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9866
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mines Excavated: 3948
    Farms Harvested: 846 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to take the femdompill, whatever that means!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Don’t ask questions, just go with it.

    But the real reason to join this server? The epic PvP battles, of course. Forget about traditional combat, here you’ll be fighting with enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons. It’s a real blast, literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and take the femdompill for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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