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Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Emeralds Found:	9187	Dragon Eggs Found:	5886
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyFantasyLand

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Hey fellow gamers, ever dreamt of exploring a world where you can unleash your wildest fantasies without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start serenading you with love songs. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, offering to dye your armor in the most fabulous colors imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground hot tub party where all the mobs gather to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is a total party animal once you get to know her.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your secret erotic fantasies run wild in a world where anything is possible. Just don’t tell your wife or girlfriend about the llama love songs, okay?

Game Stop Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Tencent to take over Ubisoft before making a decision on whether to buy Anno? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Tencent and Ubisoft have merged to create the ultimate gaming experience. Build your own Anno-inspired empire while fending off hostile takeovers from rival players who are secretly working for Tencent. Will you be able to navigate the corporate chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

The Snibby Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Star Shards Collected:	98
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant snail. Yes, you heard that right – a SNAIL! And instead of panicking, they embraced their new slimy abode and threw the wildest housewarming party the server had ever seen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the moonwalk, zombies breakdancing – you name it, we’ve got it!

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness, then come join us at SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYA SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYSNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBY, SNIBBYMUMU, BOBO… if you dare!

AnimeLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	2589	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an anime come to life! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in a world filled with magic and wonder. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a tsundere who just needs a hug. So come join us for the most anime-tastic Minecraft experience of your life!

CryCraft2021

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of crying over creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is creeper-proof! That’s right, our server has a force field that repels all creepers, making sure your builds stay intact and your tears stay dry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you’ll accumulate just by hanging out in our virtual world!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is ruled by a group of friendly pandas who have mastered the art of building epic treehouses. They’ll teach you their ways and soon you’ll be swinging from vines and munching on bamboo like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter and adventure!

MexiCraft WarZone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magic Items Found:	6489	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This server is lit AF, like a Mexican cartel showdown gone wrong! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when BAM! A rival gang double-crosses the cartel and all hell breaks loose! It’s like a war zone up in here, with explosions and chaos everywhere!

But don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Build your own cartel base, smuggle goods across the border, and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to sabotage your operation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of a Mexican cartel war zone in the world of Minecraft. It’s gonna be a wild ride, ese!

Double Trouble Parking Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchantments Applied:	247
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, dis server be like takin’ two parkin’ spots in a crowded lot – you gonna piss off some peeps, but it’s all in good fun! Join us for a chaotic time where we build crazy sh*t and cause mayhem wherever we go. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So come on and join the madness, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!

Pagan Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build castles and mine for diamonds, we build racial firewalls against subversion with foreign gods! If you’re tired of boring old servers where you can’t defend against subversion, then this is the place for you.

Join us and become part of the most epic battle against foreign gods that Minecraft has ever seen. Build your own fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tricks and traps. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught off guard when those foreign gods come knocking on your door.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows, you might just become the hero that Minecraft needs to defeat those pesky foreign gods once and for all. Let’s show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

> Anime Can’t Be Ki- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where anime is forbidden? Well, look no further because on our server, anime is LIFE! We have a whole town dedicated to waifus and husbandos, complete with body pillows and a cosplay competition every week. Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb and build the ultimate anime paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and even ride them into battle. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Ender Dragon Whisperer, you’ll gain the power to control all the dragons in the land. So come join us and become the ultimate dragon tamer!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. These llamas are fierce warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their honor. Join our server and witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!