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Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ExGFsBlockParty

Boundaries, co parenting, color guard, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Dilemma, ExGFsBlockParty, family dynamics, Fatherhood, involvement, loyalty, neglect, parenting, relationships, step-parenting, Support, teenager, volunteering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	967

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and color guard competitions!

Picture this: you’re trying to volunteer for your girlfriend’s daughter’s color guard team, but her deadbeat ex suddenly wants to be a parent volunteer too. Who will get the coveted spot? Will you have to give up your Saturdays for this guy who hasn’t even texted his own daughter in years?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between a devoted boyfriend and a long-lost dad trying to make up for lost time. Who will win the title of “Best Parent Volunteer”? It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of teenage angst, parental neglect, and the ultimate decision: to be the hero or the villain in this crazy color guard saga. Don’t miss out on the drama, join us today!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

290 Zone, 2kowai, Archived, aurora, Buddy DoubleOctave, BuyingTrack, comfy, CraftyMaple, HYPERION, ign, kronos, Leaked Notes, Literacy Check, Liver Loli, Maple Treasure Set, maplestory, Methstone Lab, Milestone Update, Minecraft, Moonbeam, Nisunobi, Pink Fox, Pink Fox Girl, private servers, Royals 11th Birthday, scania, Server, Shade Boycott, solis, Summer Showcase

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Moonbeam? Well, look no further because we’ve got the pink fox you’ve been searching for! Join our server where the notes get leaked faster than a broken faucet and the literacy check is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re back in school.

Forget about playing on official servers where everyone is spread out like a game of hide and seek. Join the Shade Boycott and demand the liver loli back! SCANIA, KRONOS, HYPERION, AURORA – we’ve got zones for everyone, even the ones hiding their methstone lab (we won’t tell, we promise).

And don’t even get us started on our private servers – we’re celebrating Royals’s 11th birthday with cake and the maple treasure set! It’s like a party that never ends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and track down where Moonbeam went, because let’s be real, we all miss that pink fox girl. Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

MeanCraft Server: Did You Ever?

Apologize.., Communication, digital communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, internet etiquette, Kindness, MeanCraft, misunderstanding, online apology, online behavior, online interaction, Reflection, regret, remorse, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, social media, virtual apology, virtual empathy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1054	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Emeralds Found:	7474
Zombie Dances:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of feeling like a Minecraft bully, crushing other players’ dreams with your sharp words? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can make amends for your past sins! Join us and embark on a quest to apologize to every player you’ve ever been mean to. From building giant “I’m sorry” signs to organizing in-game therapy sessions, there’s no limit to the lengths you’ll go to seek forgiveness. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

BlockyAddictz

acquired tastes, addiction recovery, addictions, addictive behavior, addictive personality, BlockyAddictz, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, craving, dependency, enjoyment, ironic, mental health, psychological effects, relapse prevention, reliance, satisfaction, self-destructive habits, substance abuse, unhealthy habits, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A RARE UNICORN HORSE THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF NINJA LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NINJA LLAMAS! THEY’LL PROTECT YOU FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WHILE DOING BACKFLIPS AND EATING TACOS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! GO GO GO!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

BritCraft, British, British edition, british music, British music edition, British packer, British sounds, Edition, FBR, FBR edition, FBR music, FBR packer, FBR sounds, feel, feelings, Minecraft, Music, music edition, music packer, Packer, Server, sound packer, SOUNDS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our Soundspacker/FBR edition server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not to mention, our pigs can fly and will take you on magical adventures through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond cow that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive rainbow sheep that farts out rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like you’ve never had before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away.

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Server, Thread Template, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1634

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, insane cinematics, and jaw-dropping maps that will leave you speechless.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive emotes that will make your character dance like never before, and a friends list feature that will help you connect with fellow gamers in a whole new way. And don’t forget about our special codes that will unlock hidden treasures in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeWorld Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, anime world, animeworld, Characters, creativity, DreamWorld, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional universe, imagination, Immersive, inspiration, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Server, Setting, storytelling, Unique, vibrant

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5761

Do you ever wish you could escape to the world of your favorite anime? Well, now you can…kind of! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where you can live out your wildest anime fantasies for real!

Imagine battling it out with giant monsters like in Attack on Titan, or attending a magical school like in My Hero Academia. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that can transport you to a dimension where you can hang out with your favorite anime characters in real life. Who wouldn’t want to chill with Naruto and Goku for a day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the anime adventures begin! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden power of friendship and teamwork along the way.

CraftyChopsticks

activism, advocacy, China, Chinese, CraftyChopsticks, current events, Diplomacy, discrimination, discrimination against mixed race individuals, foreign relations, Government, Help, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, News, Noa Argamani, Politics, Refused, Release, social justice

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	123636
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1472
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

hey u! u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit that even china refused to help secure the release of noa argamani! can u believe it? only half chinese and they still said no. but don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone, even if u only half chinese. come join us for some crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! trust me, u won’t regret it. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

MinedHype: Where griefing is just a funny way of saying ‘I love you’! Java & Bedrock 1.20.6

1.20.6, bedrock, Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Discord, funny, Grief, Griefing, home, java, Las Vegas, love, MinedHype, Nether, no p2w, Overworld, Player Statistics, PUBCS., Public, Rtp, rules, shopping district, smp, Spawn, Survival, US WEST, world border

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.20.6
Bedrock Version	1.20.40 – 1.20.81

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been around for over 4 years since starting in Minecraft 1.14.

2. How many unique players have joined the server?

Over 15,900+ unique players have joined the server.

3. What is the server like?

The server is a friendly long-term public survival server with no pay-to-win features. It is mostly vanilla, has grief protection, no whitelist, no economy plugin, and supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play.

4. Are there any world resets?

No, the Overworld and Nether worlds will never be reset.

5. How can I teleport to a random location?

Use the command /rtp to randomly teleport within a range of 50k blocks from the center spawn point.

6. Is griefing allowed?

Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

7. How can I protect my builds?

You can claim land using the /claim command and CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server.

8. Is there a public shopping district?

Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can apply to have a shop. You can teleport there using the command /tpshop.

9. Can I view player statistics?

Yes, you can view player statistics at https://stats.minedhype.com.

”’SNNNRRRK Minecraft Server”’

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! Build your dream castle on a cloud made of cotton candy, or explore the depths of the Nether where lava flows like chocolate syrup.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. SNNNRRRK~!!!