Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and act like a civilized player? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft by allowing players to rest, piss, and shit wherever they please! That’s right, no more holding it in while you’re in the middle of a intense mining session. Just let it all out and watch the world around you become a beautiful mess of bodily fluids.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet God, who watches over all the pee and poop with a mischievous grin. Rumor has it that if you offer him a golden plunger, he will grant you three wishes (although they may come with some…unintended consequences).
So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds when you have a server like this? Let the pee and poop flow freely! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about Pukekohe, come join us for some virtual fun that will blow your mind!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasures. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with mysterious NPCs for powerful weapons and armor. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next on our server!
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got players who build entire cities made out of nothing but cake, players who ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, and even players who have tamed their own pet Ender Dragon (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “What was her fucking problem?” incident. Legend has it that a player once got so fed up with another player’s shenanigans that they built a giant statue of them out of TNT and blew it up in spectacular fashion. The explosion was so massive that it created a crater that can still be seen to this day.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness).
Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where Steve himself busts a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is our resident DJ, spinning sick beats all night long. So what are you waiting for? Come join the party and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a square like those other lame servers. Let’s get this block party started!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. Plus, our staff members are actually wizards in disguise, ready to grant your every wish (as long as it involves Minecraft, of course).
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of wonder? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.
Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of poop to go around and keep you entertained. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like running out of toilet paper when you least expect it.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a toilet experience gone wrong, join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await!
Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎
– The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥
– Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂
– The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟♂️🍖
– Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮
Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens!
– The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese?
– Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!
So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?
– Mythos is a custom survival server, adapted to provide fun and variety to common survival.
What is the server about?
– The server is based on the multiplayer survival experience of Minecraft combined with an RPG style (Dungeons.etc), which means that you can do everything in a survival game, added to its accessories that modify the gaming experience.
¿Lore/Rol?
– The server starts with a blank page for users to develop the history of the server. Do you want to be the lord of a powerful empire? Go ahead, do you want to be known as the most bloodthirsty of fighters? You are free to choose your path. Form the Alliances and Empires that will form the foundations of the server. If you don’t like the cooperative experience, the server has items and skills for “Lone Wolves” who wish to embark on adventures alone.
The server joins the events created by the players of dominant factions and they will be assigned important roles on the server, therefore, try to solidly form your Factions/Groups to be able to fight for dominance of the server and its resources. The size of the map is 6k x 6k its resources are limited, the map will be expanded as necessary (They are custom maps therefore they also come with a limited configuration)
*Note: Although you are free to touch the map, let’s avoid deliberately damaging the map so that you can have good views and don’t be dirty #TheMapaHasSentimientos
Welcome to VoidMine, where you can enjoy the game with a nice community. There are no privileges on the server that give an advantage or affect the gameplay, privates, cases or other rubbish. Just recently (October 29) there was a wipe on the server.
You can join the server by writing your nickname in Discord.https://discord.gg/UNBpXJdYYJ
Features of our server:
1) Voice chat (PlasmoVoice).
2) Change the skin on the server.
3) Interactive map. It is available at https://map.voidmine.ru/ or by clicking on the button on the website https://voidmine.ru.
Just a survival server where you can relax and play minecraft with your mates. people are advised against using baritone or xrays because it makes it unfair for other players though ultimately its up to you. NOTE: GREIFING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AND WILL RESULT IN WARNINGS, KICKS OR BANS.
Cozy Cosmos is a Minecraft sever network that aims to provide the ideal NON pay-to-win survival multiplayer experience for everyone! Currently only featuring Towny, a Factions and Skyblock server are in the works, with plans for several others! our server is unique due to our unique features and community, which we as the staff and and I as the owner have worked hard to create and maintain. Here are some of these features:
– Bedrock connections: Despite this being a java server, players on the bedrock edition of the game are able to connect and play! Using the regular IP address and the port 19132 you are able to play just like a java player!
– Brewery: Make custom drinks! Alcohol or not, there’s plenty of options!
– Miden’s Foods: Named for the creator of the plugin who is also the owner of the server, this plugin allows for custom foods to be added to the game that the player actually eats like normal vanilla food. There are plenty of new items that you can make and sell in your own little café.
– Enchants plus: A plugin that has very customizable enchantments in our server! We have spent a lot of time adjusting and balancing these enchants. A list of enchantments and what they do can be found in our discord.
– Siege war: A type of war-on-demand plugin for towny that allows you to siege enemy towns and absorb them into your nations! Towns who don’t want to participate don’t have to and can opt out of war at any point in time.
– Dynmap: A dynamic map of the entire server where you can see the entire world and find places to build or other people to visit and interact with!
Of course, there are plenty more features that help round out our server and help continuously give you something to do, and anyone from our community would be more than willing to walk you through everything, so join today to get started!