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ShiranuiCraft Minecraft Server
Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of ninja pandas decided to build a secret base in the clouds and they needed help. So, they created this server and now they’re recruiting players to join their epic quest to defeat the evil broccoli king who is trying to take over the Minecraft world with his army of dancing carrots. Are you brave enough to join the ninja pandas and save the world? Of course you are! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! -
NeighborNoMoreCraft
Amazon delivery, communication breakdown, community help, fence assistance, fence building, fence collapse, fence rebuilding, fence repair, friendly neighbors, neighbor dispute, neighborly assistance, neighborly boundaries, neighborly courtesy, neighborly gestures, neighborly interactions, neighborly relations, neighborly support, NeighborNoMoreCraft, package delivery, package refusal, petty behaviorLooking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like a package left on a doorstep? Look no further than our server! We promise not to slam the door in your face when you try to deliver us some epic gameplay.Join us and build fences stronger than the bonds of neighborly friendship! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to worry about your fence falling down. And if it does, we’ll be there to help you rebuild it, unlike some ungrateful neighbors out there.
So come on over to our server and leave the drama at the door. We may not accept your Amazon packages, but we’ll definitely accept you into our crazy Minecraft family. Let’s build some virtual fences and virtual friendships that will never fall down!
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EnhancedSexLife Minecraft SMP
Communication, Confidence, Connection, desire, emotional connection, EnhancedSexLife, experimentation, fulfillment, health, Intimacy, libido, long-term relationships, Minecraft, Passion, physical connection, relationships, romance, satisfaction, self esteem, sex life, smp, stress, TrustYo guys, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff! Like, I joined and suddenly my sex life was enhanced by a million, I’m getting all the Minecraft babes now. It’s like the server is sprinkled with magic horny dust or something, I swear!But beware, there’s also a curse going around that’s killing people’s sex lives left and right. Like, one dude joined and suddenly his pickaxe wasn’t the only thing that was limp, if you catch my drift. It’s like a sex life apocalypse up in here, but in a funny way.
So come join us on this wild ride of blocky debauchery and see if your sex life gets a boost or a bust! And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing getting hard on this server, if you know what I mean 😉.
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BlockyBiden’s Aid UK Minecraft Server
aid, Alliance, Assistance, Biden-era, BlockyBidens, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, group, international relations, leadership, military aid, Minecraft, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, uk, Ukraineso like, u know how the UK is all fancy and stuff with their tea and crumpets? well now they’re taking charge of this super cool group that helps out Ukraine with military aid and stuff. it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft, but with tanks and stuff instead of blocks. join our server and help us fight off the bad guys with your epic building skills. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere on the map. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and show off your PvP skills while saving the day with the UK and Ukraine. it’s gonna be a blast, mate! -
NukeCraft: Trump’s Envoys Say Nyet
arms control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Envoys, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Kellogg, military strategy, non-proliferation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nyet, peace negotiations, russia, SECURITY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united stateslol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is regaining nuclear weapons but dont worry cuz trump’s envoy kellogg says its not gonna happen lmao. join us for the most explosive gameplay ever, literally. build ur own nuclear reactor and blow up ur enemies in style. trust us, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur world domination. so what r u waiting for? join now before ukraine goes full on nuclear mode!