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Cable Chaos Craft

cable, Cable damage, Chaos, Communication, Craft, diplomatic tensions, foreign affairs, Incident, international relations, investigation, legal action, legal dispute, Maritime, maritime law, naval operations, norway, Russian, SECURITY, Seizes, Ship, Shipping industry, suspected, Technology

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	952	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

BlockyBoatBanter

BlockyBoatBanter, Denies, diplomatic tensions, economic implications, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Leave, legal restrictions, maritime law, Naval Blockade, Permission, political dispute, Russian, sanctions, Shipping industry, stricken, suspected, Tanker, vessel detention

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4502	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz it’s like germany denying a russian tanker permission to leave, but in minecraft form, ya feel me? imagine all the drama and chaos that goes down on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies instead of actors.

u gotta see it to believe it, fam. there’s a whole storyline going on where the russian tanker is actually a secret base for a group of evil minecraft players who are trying to take over the server. but germany, aka the admins, are like nah fam, u ain’t going nowhere.

so if u wanna be part of this epic battle between good and evil, join this server now. plus, there’s mad loot and epic builds to explore, so what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

SeaCables Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, court case, court ruling, Finnish court, international waters, investigation, legal action, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, maritime dispute, maritime investigation, maritime law, maritime security, Minecraft, oil tanker, Probe, SeaCables, Seizure, Server, Shipping industry, undersea cables, vessel seizure

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	588384	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”

join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.

plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

CargoCraft Minecraft Server

act of terrorism, cargo ship, CargoCraft, criminal act, geopolitical tensions, insurance claim, international waters, investigation, legal implications, Maritime, maritime safety, Mediterranean, Minecraft, OWNER, Piracy, russia, Russian, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Shipping industry, Sinking, Tragedy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Star Shards Collected:	74
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, liek, u know dat russian cargo ship dat sunk in da mediterranean? well da owner says it wasnt no accident, it was an ACT OF TERRORISM, like wutttttttttttttt. so now, to get back at dem terrorists, we gotta join dis minecraft server and show em who’s boss. we gonna build da biggest, baddest base and take over da whole server, cuz we aint afraid of no terrorists. come join us and let’s show em who’s da real boss in dis virtual world. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and let’s kick some terrorist butt in minecraft styleeeeeeeeeeeeee.

SinkingCraftyRussians

cargo ship, coast of Spain, crew members missing, emergency response, environmental impact, international news, investigation underway, maritime disaster, maritime regulations, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Russian, Russian crew, salvage operation, search and rescue, shipping accident, Shipping industry, SinkingCraftyRussians, sinks, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the sinking of the russian cargo ship off the coast of spain! build your own sinking ship and watch it go down in a blaze of glory! swim with the dolphins as they rescue you from the wreckage and fight off the evil sea monsters trying to steal your loot! trust us, it’s a shipwreck of a good time!

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	206

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

RussianRaidersMC

Cargo, Dangerous, emergency response, environmental hazard, hazardous materials, international incident, marine pollution, maritime accident, maritime safety, Norwegian coast guard, Norwegian waters, rescue operation, runs aground, Russian, Russian exports, RussianRaidersMC, salvage operation, Ship, Shipping industry, stranded, Vessel

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Magic Items Found:	6131	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9839	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

ShadowFleetMC Server

Blacklist, embargo, ENERGY, EU, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Maritime, names, oil tankers, russia, Russian, sanctions, sanctions evasion, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, shadow fleet, ShadowFleetMC, Shipping industry, Trade, Vessels

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 27 russian shadow fleet oil tankers sailing around causing chaos and mayhem! you can hop on board and join the crew, or battle against them to protect the environment! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

RedSeaRaiders

90, Conflict, container shipping, Decline, economic impact, geopolitical tensions, global economy, Houthi attacks, international trade, maritime security, maritime transportation, MIDDLE EAST, Red Sea, RedSeaRaiders, regional instability, security threats, Shipping industry, supply chain disruption, Trade routes, Undeterred, Yemen

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7699	Divine Spears Created:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

haha yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got Houthi attacks and container shipping drama like u never seen before! our Red Sea be poppin’ off with all da action, u gotta join to see it for yo self!

we got players dodging Houthi attacks left and right, trying to ship their goods through the Red Sea like it’s a dang obstacle course! it’s like a real-life game of Minecraft but with more explosions and drama, u feel me?

come join our server and experience the thrill of international trade being squeezed by Houthi attacks, it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! plus, who doesn’t wanna see container shipping decline by 90% in a virtual world? it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form!

so what u waiting for? come join our server and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a blast! just watch out for them Houthi attacks, they ain’t playin’ around in our virtual Red Sea!

Excel Network

1.17, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1297	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	7833
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

We are still under development working as much as we can! We are looking to grow our community!. We offer lots of game modes!

mc.excelnetwork.pro

DEVACraft

blocks, BUILD, clanship, Community, DEVACraft, dream world, Earth, Friends, Fun, games, Gaming, Guilds, LEVEL, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, private property, Server, summer vacation, Trade, version 1.20.4

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

You can play games with your friends on our server in version 1.20.4 and build a dream world out of blocks in your spare time during your summer vacation.

Some Features on the Server Trade Clanship and Guilds Level Private Property

play.devacraft.net

The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, bedrock, Chill, Claims, Community, Cool, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Decent Size, Donations, Events, Exploration, Golem, Graves, hard mode, java, Join, mobs, Plugin, proximity voice chat, Semivanilla, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Unique, Updates, VOICE, Waystones

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Server Difficulty	Hard Mode
Monetary Gain	Only through Donations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?

Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.

How can I join the server?

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Are there community events on the server?

Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.

Is everything on the server free?

Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.

How can I communicate with others on the server?

Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.

Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.

Are there PvP options on the server?

Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.

For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

Yui’s Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, algorithm, Announcement Stream, asmr, asmr shorts, cute imouto, dancing, debut, Final Thread, Fun, Funny Imouto, Idol Activities, Loli, Minecraft, mocap, Performances, Roleplay, Self Intro, Server, streaming, Tennyo Yui, Virtual idol, Virtual Tenshi, Yuis

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	9846
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us for the craziest ride of your life as we explore the depths of creativity and insanity together!

Our server is run by a group of virtual tenshi idols who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges you’ve ever faced. From ASMR sessions to dance parties, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure that will grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate ruler of our virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime!

Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2565	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	8394	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Farms Harvested:	766
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	191	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	65	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	5556
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty