We’ve got more hot yaoi action than you can shake a diamond sword at!
And let me tell ya, the creepers on this server are more fabulous than a rainbow sheep in a tutu!
So come on down and get your yaoi on while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen!
Join now and let your inner fujoshi or fudanshi run wild!
So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?
So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!
We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.
Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.
Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting for a package that never arrives, just like this player did with her birthday gift! 2. Test your problem-solving skills by navigating through family drama and gift card dilemmas. 3. Enjoy the excitement of receiving unexpected gifts in mysterious packages, just like the Amazon gift card that magically appeared in this player’s mom’s name. 4. Explore a world where you never know what’s around the corner, just like the player never knew when her clothes would finally arrive. 5. Interact with a community that will support you through all your crazy adventures, just like this player’s friend who helped her figure out the missing gift mystery.
Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the shipping address)!
our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.
come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!