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CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	75	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	8695

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Villages Defended:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Farms Harvested:	111
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

best, Diagnosis, Doc, Dwarfs, DwarvenDocMD, fairytale, fictional characters, Friends, good doctor, Healthcare, Medical, medical history, narcolepsy, patient care, seven dwarves, sleep disorder, sleepy, sneezing, Sneezy, Symptoms, Treatment, unmanaged

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	91	Star Shards Collected:	235
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	5006	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

Ag-driven, AgDriven, CD8+ T cell, Cell Proliferation, cells, chronic disease, clonal expansion, fatty liver disease, immune response, immune system, inflammation, liver damage, liver disease, liver health, liver inflammation, mash, MashCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, obesity-related, steatohepatitis, T-Cell activation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3648
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Crops Grown:	4252

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Crops Grown:	8500	Magic Items Found:	8997
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	198
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7233	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	126	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

access to healthcare, affordable care act, CraftyCare, Government, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, HealthQuest, insurance, opinion, Politics, public health, resistance, socialized medicine, united states, universal healthcare

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2792	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.